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Amy Winehouse smokes in the face of emphysema

Amy Winehouse smokes in the face of emphysema

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So Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed with early stages of emphysema. She was released from the hospital yesterday, with strict orders from the doctors to – you guessed it – STOP FREAKING SMOKING, YOU DUMB CRACKHEAD.

And what does she do? Why, she ambled healthfully across the street to buy herself a smoothie made of wheat grass, apricots, and soy millk. Ha ha, got you! No, she just lit up… More »

Amy Winehouse has emphysema!

Amy Winehouse has emphysema!

Good morning, you lovely Snarkarknos! How are you this fine Monday morning – getting ready for a fun week of workaday? Yeah, right. Well, let’s get started with some gossip.

Apparently, Amy Winehouse has done got herself emphysema. What? You mean you can’t smoke week and the wacky cracky for 24 hours a day, knock back the alcohol, and generally abuse yourself without suffering any consequences at all? REALLY? Wow. Note to self: maybe you’d better cut back on the Drano… More »

Amy Winehouse rushed to hospital

Amy Winehouse rushed to hospital

Hi there you lovely Snarkarinos! Well, nothing starts out the week out right like a dose of CrackaLackin – and that’s what Amy Winehouse is serving up this morning, after being rushed to the hospital after a round of fainting. “Fainting” being shorthand for “smoked too much of the wacky tobaccky”, although in Amy’s case I wouldn’t put it past her to just grab anything handy (Drano, toothpaste, Cheetos, the cat) and try to snort it. Girl is seriously… More »

Amy Winehouse is wearing diapers now?

Amy Winehouse is wearing diapers now?

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Good afternoon my lovely Snarkarinos. I apologize for getting started so late today; basically my excuse is that I’m addicted to Guitar Hero 3. I’m serious people. It’s taken over my life. However, I *did* beat the devil on the Easy level and am now officially kicking ass on Medium. Worth it? I think so.

Anyhoodles, there’s news today that troubled singer Amy Winehouse is, well, uh, there’s no easy… More »

Amy Winehouse wanders around on the freeway

Amy Winehouse wanders around on the freeway

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Just another day in Crazyland for Miss Amy Winehouse. Here’s the scoop: apparently, she got tired of waiting in traffic, so she got out of the car and started just wandering around on the side of the road. What, you don’t do that? At one point she was lifting her shirt up to catch some rays, you know, because the freeway is just a SUPER place… More »

A naked Amy Winehouse for breast cancer awareness

A naked Amy Winehouse for breast cancer awareness

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Mini Amy Winehouse

Mini Amy Winehouse

This is very unsettling, don’t you think? Sort of like her in real life?

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