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So Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed with early stages of emphysema. She was released from the hospital yesterday, with strict orders from the doctors to – you guessed it – STOP FREAKING SMOKING, YOU DUMB CRACKHEAD.

And what does she do? Why, she ambled healthfully across the street to buy herself a smoothie made of wheat grass, apricots, and soy millk. Ha ha, got you! No, she just lit up… More »

Good morning, you lovely Snarkarknos! How are you this fine Monday morning – getting ready for a fun week of workaday? Yeah, right. Well, let’s get started with some gossip.

Apparently, Amy Winehouse has done got herself emphysema. What? You mean you can’t smoke week and the wacky cracky for 24 hours a day, knock back the alcohol, and generally abuse yourself without suffering any consequences at all? REALLY? Wow. Note to self: maybe you’d better cut back on the Drano… More »

Hi there you lovely Snarkarinos! Well, nothing starts out the week out right like a dose of CrackaLackin – and that’s what Amy Winehouse is serving up this morning, after being rushed to the hospital after a round of fainting. “Fainting” being shorthand for “smoked too much of the wacky tobaccky”, although in Amy’s case I wouldn’t put it past her to just grab anything handy (Drano, toothpaste, Cheetos, the cat) and try to snort it. Girl is seriously… More »