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Angelina Jolie is leaving the hospital today?
Image details: Cannes 2008: ‘Changeling’ – Premiere served by picapp.comAccording to various reports, it is rumored that Angelina Jolie will be leaving the hospital in Nice the same way she came in – by helicopter. There are paparazzi literally swarming all over the steps of the Nice hospital where she and the babies are at.
On a more personal note, can’t these photographers just leave her alone for one minute? Can you imagine having a C-section and having to put… More »
New Wanted trailer with Angelina Jolie!
If you’ve been a Snarkarino for any length of time longer than, oh, five minutes, you know that I have a mad girlcrush on Angelina Jolie. One day, we will meet, and we will spend the day doing stuff like:
Watching my collection of SATC DVD’s.
Making nachos.
Shopping for natty baby clothes on the interwebs.
Brushing each other’s hair.
Playing Guitar Hero 3. I am seriously addicted to that game; I even beat Lou the Devil the other day. Do I rock? You… More »
Angelina Jolie in Vanity Fair
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For reals, yall. If Angelina Jolie ever wants to adopt me, I would be there in like ONE SECOND. I want her as my Mommy.
Ang decided to show up in Vanity Fair and this is what she had to say about pregnancy, kids, life, love, etc.:
Angelina Jolie on being pregnant:
“I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body… More »
Angelina Jolie in Cannes for The Changeling photocall
This movie looks pretty dang good, but it looks pretty dang sad, too. Here’s what The Changeling is about: A mother’s prayer for her kidnapped son to return home is answered, though it doesn’t take long for her to suspect the boy who comes back is not hers. Um, hello? Tissue please? Maybe some hankies? Good grief.
Anyway, here’s Angelina and Clint Eastwood looking all gussied up and pretty and pregnant (not Clint, but Angelina).
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Video of Angelina Jolie making out with a smarmy Italian singer at age 18
Eww! Well, we all have to start somewhere, and this apparently is where the loverly Angelina Jolie began: a cheesy music video for some smarmy Italian pop singer. It’s kind of embarrassing to watch, quite frankly.
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Is there an Angelina Jolie heroin tape?
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Rumors are flyin’ that soon to be mother of six (and my secret bestest friend) Angelina Jolie has a tape floating around that shows her shooting up heroin. This would be from a million years ago, in her wilder days, before Gia got her famous. I mean, GOSH. Wouldn’t it be shocking that we knew Angelina Jolie used to take drugs? Because you know, it’s not like she hasn’t told… More »
Angelina Jolie goes to Washington DC
Getting a late start today, sorry about that Snarkarionos…..I had a FIELD TRIP and now I’m exhausted. If you have kids you know what I’m talking about, right? Oh, yeah.
Anyway, the lovely and mucha pregnant Angelina Jolie went to Washington DC yesterday to honor her friend Mariane Pearl, wife of slain journalist Daniel Pearl. Here are the photos of the event:
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More Angelina Jolie after the… More »
Video of Angelina Jolie when she was 16 – Good Vibrations, baby!
LOL! Here’s a cute little video of Angelina Jolie vamping like crazy for the camera when she was 16. I think she was posing for a swimsuit shot or something? Even when she was 16, she was so exotically beautiful, don’t you think? Of course, the rest of us who made silly videos of ourselves when WE were 16 would die if those saw the light of day. My version of this was in front of a blue Snoopy sheet… More »
No, Brad and Angelina did NOT get married this weekend
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Contrary to a TON of rumors swirling around this weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina did NOT get married. All the big tabloids – Star, Enquirer, etc. – reported that they had “sources” that confirmed the two had gotten hitched, but of course, we know that’s not true. Besides, they both have famously said that they won’t even consider getting married until everyone in this country can get married to… More »
Brad and Angelina are related to Obama and Clinton
Weirdness! Okay, so Angelina Jolie is related to Hilary Clinton:
Hillary Rodham Clinton and Angelina Jolie are ninth cousins, twice removed, both related to Jean Cusson who died in St. Sulpice, Quebec, in 1718.
and Brad Pitt is related to Barack Obama:
Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769.
Now that would be a fun family reunion, wouldn’t it? Except I think Hilary would be kind of pissy. She seems like the sort who… More »