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New Wanted trailer with Angelina Jolie!

New Wanted trailer with Angelina Jolie!

If you’ve been a Snarkarino for any length of time longer than, oh, five minutes, you know that I have a mad girlcrush on Angelina Jolie. One day, we will meet, and we will spend the day doing stuff like:

Watching my collection of SATC DVD’s.
Making nachos.
Shopping for natty baby clothes on the interwebs.
Brushing each other’s hair.
Playing Guitar Hero 3. I am seriously addicted to that game; I even beat Lou the Devil the other day. Do I rock? You… More »

Angelina Jolie in Vanity Fair

Angelina Jolie in Vanity Fair

Image details: Cannes 2008: ‘Changeling’ – Premiere served by picapp.com
For reals, yall. If Angelina Jolie ever wants to adopt me, I would be there in like ONE SECOND. I want her as my Mommy.

Ang decided to show up in Vanity Fair and this is what she had to say about pregnancy, kids, life, love, etc.:

Angelina Jolie on being pregnant:
“I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body… More »

Angelina Jolie in Cannes for The Changeling photocall

Angelina Jolie in Cannes for The Changeling photocall

This movie looks pretty dang good, but it looks pretty dang sad, too. Here’s what The Changeling is about: A mother’s prayer for her kidnapped son to return home is answered, though it doesn’t take long for her to suspect the boy who comes back is not hers. Um, hello? Tissue please? Maybe some hankies? Good grief.

Anyway, here’s Angelina and Clint Eastwood looking all gussied up and pretty and pregnant (not Clint, but Angelina).

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Yep, it’s twins for Angelina Jolie

Yep, it's twins for Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie confirms that she is having baby girls!

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Video of Angelina Jolie making out with a smarmy Italian singer at age 18

Video of Angelina Jolie making out with a smarmy Italian singer at age 18

Eww! Well, we all have to start somewhere, and this apparently is where the loverly Angelina Jolie began: a cheesy music video for some smarmy Italian pop singer. It’s kind of embarrassing to watch, quite frankly.

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