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Crushable Books: ‘Snooki in Wonderland’ Is A Book That Actually Exists
We are so happy Snooki in Wonderland exists.
Author Phil Edwards has written a modern-day, illustrated Alice in Wonderland… starring everyone’s favorite under-five-foot guidette, Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi as Alice. Other Jersey Shore characters make an appearance, as well. Here are a few sneak-peak excerpts from the book: More »
Is Jersey Shore’s Vinny The Most Fake Character On TV?
Who could have guessed a little over a year ago that 8 self-proclaimed guidos would steal the heart and imagination of the entire country? Now we have John McCain tweeting at Snooki, Bristol Palin performing in a PSA with The Situation, and Sammi getting hit on by Diddy. We’ve come to love these ridiculous human beings, in part because they don’t seem to change no matter how famous they get. Except for one: Vinny Guadagnino. More »
Angelina From The Jersey Shore Lashes Out At The Only People Who Like Her
There’s a fine line between entertainingly confrontational and criminally violent. At least that’s what we’re learning with the cast of MTV’s hit show The Jersey Shore. Earlier this week, we learned that Angelina failed to show up at a celebrity boxing event in Atlantic City because she got into an altercation before she was scheduled to appear. Now it looks like she drunkenly freaked out on a fan who wanted a photo. More »
Crush Links: ‘Real Housewife’ Kim Zolciak Says She’s Not Engaged. But Is She?
Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta is not currently engaged. Or she’s waiting to sell that story to a tabloid. (People)
The Jersey Shore’s Angelina is using the whole “bad edit” excuse for her drama on the show. And she’s gotten misunderstood” tatttood on her wrist to prove it. (Radar)
After getting out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan may just appear on Dancing With The Stars. (celebuzz)
Julia Roberts was reportedly paid $1.5 million for 45 seconds. She filmed a Lavazza coffee commercial, and apparently that’s how much it costs to get her out of bed in the morning. (NYDN)
The youngest Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, is 14 and a model too! That family was in need of one of those. (Us)
Jennifer Lopez exposed her cooch repeatedly in over 21 hours of home videos made during her first marriage and her ex husband Ojai Noa now wants to make them public. (Radar) More »
We’ve been bitten by the Angelina bug. We too were skeptical about Angelina from The Jersey Shore‘s new single, concisely titled “I’m Hot.” But the snippet she released was oddly addicting, so we were excited for the full release to happen today. Tragically, Angelina was bitten in the face by a spider. So we’ll have to keep waiting. (TMZ)
Crush Links: Taylor Momsen Has Daddy Issues. Rehab Next?
Taylor Momsen has daddy issues. The Gossip Girl star says its her parents fault she’s such a moody teen. They made her start working at the age of two. (celebuzz)
Speaking of estranged family, Demi Lovato supposedly called her dad from rehab. (Radar)
Oh wait, no she didn’t. (NYP)
And Lindsay Lohan‘s dad, Michael Lohan, is another obsessive Dad who won’t go away. He may have reconciled with Lindsay from rehab. Again. (People)
OR. Lindsay had dental surgery and refused painkillers. What a trooper. (Radar)
Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood says losing her baby is “lowest of the low.” (US)
Meanwhile, another Teen Mom star, Farrah Abrahms, says rumors that she abused her daughter Sophia are false. (ONTD)
Remember Angelina from The Jersey Shore’s reported rap song “I’m Hot”? Well, there’s audio. She kind of sounds like a ghetto Ke$ha. We didn’t know that was possible. (TMZ)
Avril Lavigne is back with a new album. And she’s written/produced songs for the first time. That could be bad… (Vulture) More »
Celebrity Lookalikes: Halloween Mask Edition
Sure, for Halloween this year you can go out and buy a creepy witch mask and claim you’re Christine O’Donnell, but that’s really only scratching the surface of celebrity-ghoul relationships. Look at the eerie similarities we found between some of our favorite stars and famous monster masks. More »
‘Jersey Shore’ Cliff Notes: Personality Mirroring In GIF Form
In this chapter of Jersey Shore, our heroes have seem to hit a lull. Without the common villain of Angelina, the girls have gone back to catty in-fighting over issues that were resolved four episodes ago. But on closer inspection, a careful audience will be able to witness a rare phenomenon amongst the women: personality mirroring (or mimicking), a device made popular by Andy from The Office. Usually one either consciously or subconsciously “mimics” the movements of their assumed leader, but considering the dynamics of this particular group of females, they’ve inadvertently created a mimic loop of hair-tugging and eyebrow grooming that originates from nowhere and circles around the trio for a good 5 minutes. Lets take a look. More »
Condoms, and olive oil and cheese. Oh my! According to Angelina from The Jersey Shore, she was bullied throughout the taping of MTV’s show in Miami this season, with The Situation and Vinny putting multiple food items and condiments in her bed. Those darned Macaroni Rascals! (UsWeekly)
Jersey Shore Cliff Notes: The 5 Most Homoerotic Moments
We’ve seen a lot of hookups on Jersey Shore this season: Vinny and Snooki, Vinny and Angelina, The Situation and anything with a pulse, Pauly D. and some girl who seems relatively normal and attractive, Ronnie and Sammi (ostensibly: we’re told they do it in between screaming at each other), and now, finally, JWOWW and her juiced-up jackass boyfriend Tom (even if there ‘loving’ consists of picking each other’s noses and wiping it on their faces).
But there is a love… More »
Jersey Shore Cliff Notes: 4 Steps Back For Feminism
Uh…is it just us, or has this show started bordering the territory of deep, deep misogyny. No, don’t laugh, we always knew that these self-proclaimed guidos don’t really consider women more than sexual objects, but lately it seems to have gotten much, much worse. Consider Angelina for example: She’s such a whore for hooking up with her mortal enemy, Vinny, when she was kind of, sort of talking to a guy who bought her a Fossil watch? Please. I don’t like Angelina as much as the next trash-hater, but why isn’t Vinny being held accountable for any of this? Why is it Angelina who is the gross hypocrite, when Vinny has proven time and time again to be a little snitchy weasel who also hooked up with his foe? More »
‘Jersey Shore’ CliffNotes 2.4: Latent Food Fights
Read previous CliffNotes on Jersey Shore here and here.
In this chapter analysis of Jersey Shore, we’ll be examining other forms of culture that seep their way into the otherwise crystallized environment of the text. In the latest chapter called “Breaking Up,” there was an unusual emphasis on food: both the characters inability to create meals without burning down their house (See chapter 2.4: References to Talking Heads and/or Jane Eyre), and the food metaphors that arise in descriptors. More »
Cliffnotes ‘Jersey Shore’ 2.3: Critical Analysis On ‘Creepin’
In this follow-up to the first edition of our easy to read, comprehensive guide to the generational classic Jersey Shore: Miami, we will be focusing on the neuro-linguistic patterns of “creepin,” along with “smooshin.” While originally these two stations could not seem farther away on the partying spectrum from our heroes, in this chapter we ask: Are they? More »
CliffNotes: ‘Jersey Shore’ 2.2 – Abstract Symbolism, Structure, and Ronnie’s Literal ‘Phone Book’
Introduction to the Text:
Tensions have arisen since Angelina, a Staten Island girl was aspirations of one day being famous enough to have that surgery to pop her eyes all the way back into her skull, has arrived after being exiled from the shore last season. While the men remain ambivalent, the women of the house become increasingly and overtly hostile towards the young Angelina. This leads to an exclamation of events where Snooki faces down Angelina over some purported comments about Snooki’s boyfriend, who Angelina may have called a “f******* m*****.” (See: Chapter 5.6 “Codes and riddles, unresolved”) More »
Crush Links: From Hooker To House-Flipper
• Former Eliot Spitzer mistress Ashley Dupre is now learning how to sell houses instead of her body. (Daily Intel)
• Jessica Simpson is bringing her creepy dad, Joe Simpson, around to events again. Guess that was his Father’s Day wish. (PopSugar)
• Angelina from Jersey Shore is now dating a cop. Well, it’s nice that one of the cast members has a relationship with the police outside of arrest warrants. (RadarOnline)
• Is Mr. Megan Fox – Brian Austin Green – going… More »
Females Of Jersey Shore Preen For Mating Season – Snooki and The Sitch may have made out again, but that doesn’t mean that the girls aren’t on the prowl. Every one of the ladies (with the exception of Sammi) was photographed in their bikinis, including Angelina, who for some reason the producers are letting back on the show. (The Superficial)
11 Things We Wish We Saw On Oscar Night
What a glorious night it was! Power to the female, right? Beyond Kathryn Bigelow’s well-deserved Best Director win for The Hurt Locker, there was so much to luuurve about the Academy Awards telecast: the tribute montage to John Hughes, Zoe Saldana’s flouncy purple gown, Charlize Theron’s embroidered boobie roses.
But, like any Oscars ceremony, there was an extra something-something missing that producers inexplicably could not fit into a 4-hour award-a-thon. Memorable moments, unplanned events. Yes, there was a conspicuous lack of spontaneity–come on, Bigelow, Jeff Bridges, Mo’Nique… More »
Heather Locklear – rose replaces Richie tattoo
Back when Heather was in love with Richie Sambora, she had his name tattooed on her left hip. Well, she’s making a clean sweep erasing all things Richie and has apparently had the name Richie replaced with a rose.
Reports indicate that she received yet another tattoo while visiting the tattoo parlor but I’d highly doubt that a woman as bright as Heather would consider branding her body with yet another name – i.e. David Spade – this early in the… More »