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American’s Next Top Model All-Stars Recap: Pretty In Pink’s
Here’s the thing about an “All Stars” season of America’s Next Top Model: it implies a level of self-awareness that this show and its contestants lack. I mean, by now Tyra Banks and her models should be conscious of the reality show tropes—and yet they continue to talk as though they’ve never been humiliated on national television before. Wednesday night’s episode began with all the women talking about how they deserve to win and this is a competition and they’re not here to make friends. (OK, no one actually said that last bit, but it was implied.) “Brittany going home let me know that this is seriously a competition,” Dominique intoned. Yes, one model will go home every week. My head exploded, too. More »
Sex On The Wire: Celebs With Naughty Piercings
• Things you wish he’d say. (College Candy)
• Kisses you don’t want. (Betty Confidential)
• Celebs and their naughty piercings. (The Frisky)
• Asking him out and other college experiences. (YourTango)
• Stop throwing yourself pity parties. (College Crush)
• Ashlee Simpson puckers up with her new beau. (Celebuzz)
Gallery: Celebs in Leather Pants
I’ve been going through this thing lately where I can’t stop thinking about buying a pair of leather pants. Here’s why: I assume that if I own leather pants, I’ll automatically be super good at pool. And I really, really want to be super good at pool. But I am not, hence the leather pants. I’ve gotten nothing but encouragement every time I say, “I think I’d like to get some leather pants,” but I suspect my friends might be screwing with me. So, when in doubt, I look to the celebs for guidance. Rihanna, Kate and Kate: I bet you guys are so effing good at pool. More »
Hot Shot: Vincent Piazza, Ashlee Simpson’s New Boyfriend
This is Vincent Piazza from Boardwalk Empire — you know, that show you spent eight hours of your life trying so hard to like, until finally you realized, “You know what? I have free will and, frankly, this series is boring so I’m not going to watch it. I’m just going to shut it off and read a book. A celebrity biography, maybe.” And then you walked around all huffy for two days, with a sense of moral superiority. Am I projecting?
Anyway, Vincent Piazza plays the character Lucky Luciano in Boardwalk, and he’s totally dating Ashlee Simpson: the two have been spotted making out all over town. Not a bad rebound if we say so ourselves. More »
Pop Culture Pop Quiz: Courtney Stodden’s Parent or Joe Simpson?
Courtney Stodden’s parents signed a paper allowing their sixteen year old daughter to marry a man more than three times her age. Joe Simpson likes to talk about his daughter Jessica Simpson‘s boobs. All three are creepy, but each has their own, individual creepy voice. Can you match these quotes to the correct parental creeper? More »
Questionable Choices: Ashlee Simpson Has a Lot Going On
Ashlee Simpson‘s been hanging out in NYC, and she certainly has a lot of looking going on. We’re not sure how we feel about this. The jumpsuit is rad, but coupled with a fedora? Maybe it’s just the bag that’s throwing the whole thing off. (A solid A+ to the girl in the background.) More »
15 Cases of Celebrity Splitsville
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, Olivia Wilde and Tao Ruspoli, Leah Messer and Corey Simms… is it just me, or have there been more than the usual celebrity splits lately? Maybe it IS just me; they do tend to happen frequently and dramatically. Furthermore, it’s rare the celeb split that manages to fly under the radar. In fact, let’s take a look at some other high-profile celebrity splits, shall we? More »
Questionable Choices: Celebrities Naming Their Kids After Places
After lots of speculation, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon finally announced the names of their newborn twins – Monroe (a girl named in honor of Marilyn Monroe) and Moroccan (a boy named in honor of … adjectives?). But little Moroccan is not the only celebrity offspring who shares his name with a place. More »
Crush Links: We Weren’t Invited to LeAnn Rimes’ Secret Wedding
• Just in time for the royal wedding: Photos of Prince William dancing in boxers and a feather boa at a party in 2002. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Remember when Ryan Cabrera was a hottie and dating Ashlee Simpson? Now he’s looking a bit long in the tooth, and his hair is erring on the scary side of gelled. (Go Fug Yourself)
• Marlon Brando‘s grandson Tuki is sort of a hottie — in a Gael García Bernal way — and now he’s doing ads for TechnoMarine watches. (Oh No They Didn’t)
• After their affair ended both their marriages two years ago, LeAnn Rimes has married her beau Eddie Cibrian in a secret wedding… possibly in Houston, TX. (Socialite Life)
• Thanks to all of the feathery ensembles he’s worn on the ice, we’ll trust Johnny Weir with creating a new line of little black dresses. So far there are six designs which include ostrich feathers, taffeta, and sequins. (The Frisky)
Gallery: Celebs With Pixie Cuts
Kate Winslet became the latest star to chop of her long locks and don the pixie look. Kate debuted her new blonde ‘do for the April issue of British Vogue, joining the ranks of short-haired actresses like Carey Mulligan, Emma Watson and Michelle Williams. So who else is doing the pixie thing? Check out our gallery of cropped-locked ladies. More »
Gossip Mill: Who Says Pete Wentz And Ashley Simpson Married Too Young?
When some big news happens in a celebrity’s life, it’s always interesting to see who comes out of the woodwork to provide commentary. In the case of Ashlee Simpson‘s pending divorce, someone spoke to People about the cause for their split.
Who? We don’t know. But apparently this is “a classic case of marrying young.” Really? Did the magazine talk to my mother? Because People is welcome to call her if they’re looking for celebrity commentary this insightful. More »
“Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Married Too Young Says Source” – The word “source” now interchangeable with “your grandma,” FYI. (People)
Gallery: A Look Back At Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz’s Relationship
More trouble in celeb paradise! Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has reportedly filed for divorce from husband Pete Wentz. Aw man, these two were such a cute couple. Ashlee cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split and is reportedly changing dropping the hyphenate from her name as well as filing for sole custody of her child with Pete, baby Bronx Mowgli. Ashlee and Pete were first linked in 2006 and married/spawned just two years later. Take a look back at their all-too-brief relationship.
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Style Guide: All The Ways To Wear Your Boots
It’s getting super chilly here on the East Coast (though out west it’s apparently in the 90s – yikes), and we’ve officially put out summer shoes in storage. Which means: time for boots! But how do you to keep your wardrobe interesting when you’re wading through the rain day after day? We’ve looked to the stars for a guide on how to look good in boots.
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‘The Hills’ Gets Ready To Say Goodbye
The upcoming season of The Hills will be its last, creator Adam DiVello and exec producer Liz Gateley told Entertainment Weekly. However, this season promises lots of the cringeworthy moments we’ve come to expect from the show — with a focus on Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s relationship, Audrina Patridge dating (Ashlee Simpson’s ex) singer Ryan Cabrera, and troublemaker Kristin Cavallari dealing with drug abuse rumors. But we must admit, without Lauren Conrad, last season of The Hills was especially… More »
PM Crush Links: Jake G, Madonna, and more
Jake Gyllenhaal, RZA and Joe Jonas make cameos in the video for Vampire Weekend’s newest single, “Giving Up the Gun.” (Just Jared)
According to reports, Madonna’s boyfriend, Jesus Luz, doesn’t actually know how to DJ, but rakes in $10,000 for appearances anyway. (Radar)
Andrea Friedman, who voiced a character on Family Guy meant to be the daughter of Sarah Palin and who also has Down’s syndrome, said the former governor doesn’t have a sense of humor about the joke. (Palingates)
Jessica Simpson is… More »
Jessica Alba’s Wedding a Good Strategic Move?
MSNBC.com is theorizing that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren’s wedding may be one of the “most strategically sound decisions has made in her career.”
Here’s how they broke it down:
By marrying in the wake of Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz’s publicity hungry nuptials, she was guaranteed privacy because everyone was too distracted to pay attention to any hints that they were getting hitched.
A courthouse wedding lends for “tremendous public respect” on a basic PR level. Says an industry insider, “If you’re… More »