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Amazing Tumblr Watch The Cradle Combines Kanye West And Jay-Z Lyrics With Babies
Babies make everything better, don’t they? I haven’t particularly been looking forward to Jay-Z and Kanye West‘s collaboration album/tour Watch the Throne, but thanks to the new Tumblr Watch the Cradle, I now know plenty of their lyrics. More »
The Olsen Twins Land Their First Vogue Cover
After many years of working to transition their image from “the cute twins from Full House” to “savvy fashion entrepreneurs,” Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have finally obtained the fashion world’s holy grail: a Vogue cover. More »
Gallery: People Dressed Up As Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen For Halloween
You know what they say, “You never really know what people think about you until they’ve dressed as you for Halloween.” They say that right? I say that. Someone dress as me this year, and wear a t-shirt with that adage emblazoned on it.
It turns out lots of people like to dress as the Olsen Twins on All Hallow’s Eve. Mostly that means blonde wigs and giant Starbucks cups (elicit substances inside?). Check out some of our favorite Mary-Kate and Ashley costumes. More »
Camp Week: 9 Summer Camp Movies for Every Genre
Did you know that basically every genre — horror, musical, dark comedy, let’s-switch-identities — has a camping movie? Turns out camp is a memory all screenwriters want to relive… or murder the counselors they may have hated when they were kids. We can’t really say, but here are nine movies to curl up with when you want to relive the fun and anxiety of first love, swimming lessons, and the big talent show. More »
Crush Links: January Jones Has At Least One Supporter
• “Global phenomenon” Skins alienated too many sponsors with its racy sex scenes, so it’s gone to the foam party in the sky. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Super 8‘s Elle Fanning is the latest young celeb (she’s 13) to be oversexualized as a fashion muse. (The Frisky)
• Mark-Paul Gosselaar is not a natural blonde, and 12 other things you didn’t know about Saved by the Bell. (BuzzFeed)
• If you’re looking for some so-bad-they’re-good Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen movies, rent New York Minute or The Challenge. (College Candy)
• While men are ragging on January Jones, the bonds of sisterhood have Christina Hendricks rooting for her Mad Men co-star in her pregnancy: “[As a mom] I just think she’s gonna rock.” (People)
Questionable Choices: The Olsen Twins Are 100 Years Old
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are actually 24 years old, though from looking at them you might assume they’re a pair of twins in their 80s. They’re like a couple of wealthy Upper East Side eccentrics who stroll about in the afternoon with their bejeweled Affenpinscher puppies named Rotunda and Princess Penelope, stopping to have tea with members of the Bouvier family on Persian rugs on the steps of the Met. Old, old, old! More »
Crush Links: Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Hold Hands (!!)
• Even though How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying got nominated for a Tony, star Daniel Radcliffe got snubbed. Aww! (Uinterview)
• Miranda Cosgrove‘s workout playlist includes the Cher classic “Believe,” but we doubt that Cher’s playlist has any of Cosgrove’s hits. (Seventeen)
• According to the rules of fourth-grade romance, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are official: They were caught holding hands as they left the French Ambassador’s party in Washington, D.C. last weekend. (Celebuzz)
• Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen seeem to have edged out Osama bin Laden‘s death for the cover of Newsweek, in a story about their newest fashion venture, The Row. (Buzznet)
• Here’s your guide to all of the TV season finales — 30 Rock, Glee, Dancing with the Stars — in the next few weeks. (College Candy)
Crushable Guessing Game: Olsen Twin or Ozzy Osbourne?
Sometimes we look at Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s ensembles and we think: Wow, did they get that out of Ozzy Osbourne’s closet? Who knew two pint-sized child stars could have so much sartorial overlap with the Prince of Darkness? So, we put together a guessing game. The challenge is at hand: can you tell the difference between Ozzy and Olsen accessories? More »
Sweet Repeat: The Olsen Twins Are Actually A Single Two-Headed Creature
Sometimes we actually buy the rumors that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are actually two separate entities, but other times we’re not so sure. In does kind of make more sense that they’re one single magical creature, attached somewhere below the neck with two identical blonde heads. The amazing, mythical Olsen! More »
Questionable Choices: This Is What The Olsen Twins Wore To The Opera
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended the premiere of Rossini‘s Le Comte Ory at the Metropolitan Opera House last night all dressed to the nines and such. Is it just us or did they both manage to look like they’re wrapped in cellophane? Oh, Olsens, you never disappoint. More »
Celebrity College Dropouts: Lady Gaga, Mark Zuckerberg, and More
This week, actress Emma Watson announced that she was “taking a break” from her studies at Brown University to work on acting projects. But she’s far from the only celebrity who abandoned schoolwork to pursue their entertainment careers. More »
Celebrity Lookalikes: Celebs At Fashion Shows And Predatory Animals
Don’t tell us you haven’t noticed the similarity too; celebrities striking faux-fierce poses in the front rows of fashion shows totally resemble wild animals stalking their pray. From Kanye West‘s leopard essence to Mary-Kate and Ashley mimicking baby polar bears — it’ a veritable safari. More »
Very Mary-Kate Presents: Saved!
The last time we left Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, they were dying in the desert. Oh no! That’s a fate worse than lying in dessert, which as everyone knows, is the mortal enemy of the Olsen sisters. Will they survive? Will this cleanse finally shed that pesky .2 pounds of baby fat they’ve been carrying around? Find out in this very special Very Mary-Kate! More »
Very Mary-Kate Presents: About To Die
“Did you hear the news about Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen?”
“No brah, what happened?”
“They’re totally dead!”
“No way! Awesome!”
-Conversation between two people who can’t differentiate between Elaine Carroll’s Very Mary-Kate series and real life. More »
Very Mary-Kate Presents: Vegas Part 2
Earlier this week we saw a glimpse into the world of the two most adorable fugitives ever, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. They can’t go to jail, the food there is all full of carbs! Now part two of Elaine Carroll‘s very special Very Mary-Kate episode. Will Ashley leave Mary-Kate to die out in the desert, leaving little more than the pile of bones that she already is? Will hot bodyguard come and rescue them? When was the last time we heard about Ashley Olsen, anyway? All this and more! More »
Very Mary-Kate Presents: Vegas!
It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen go to the city of lights! Or wait, is that L.A.? More »
Very Mary-Kate Presents: Ashley’s Bath Time!
In this very exciting edition of Elaine Carroll‘s Very Mary-Kate we find out what it’s like working for the other Olsen sister. Turn’s out: not much! Who would imagine that Ashley could be just as creepy with her handsome bodyguard and a morphine-martini bubble bath? More »
Walk A Mile In Her Heels: Olsenboye’s “Uptown” Heels
The other day I put on heels for maybe the fifth or sixth time in my life, sacrificing my feet to a pair of Olsenboye studded pumps from JCPenney. And I got dumber immediately! Meaning I spent ten minutes trying to figure out how to take a photo of my outfit that captured my shoes but didn’t get the edge of the table in frame. As you can see, I did not succeed.
I’m a tiny half-human and I’ll admit to feeling an instant surge of power after stepping into the shoes. The 3-inch heels made me, like, regular person height. Almost tall even! If Napoleon had been acquainted with Olsenboye he never would have invaded Russia. More »
Walk A Mile In Her Heels: Falling Head Over Olsenboye
Oh Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, what I won’t do for you two. I was dubious about changing from my normal sneakers into your pink suede Ivy platform boots (part of your Olsenboye line at JCPenney) just in time for Thanksgiving, especially since I was traveling across the country to spend the holidays with my boyfriend’s parents. I mean there is stunt journalism, and then there is relationship-ruining journalism. More »
Walk A Mile In Her Heels: Olsenboye’s ‘Ivy’ Booties
After a week of walking around in the classic Ann Taylor pumps, we decided to head towards the other end of the spectrum with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen‘s J.C. Penney line. Because nothing says “Thanksgiving” like 3-inch stiletto pink booties! More »