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Audrina Patridge’s ‘Makeunder’ Somewhat Alleviates Her Infamous ‘Ceiling Eyes’
Could it be that The Hills star Audrina Patridge‘s three-hour, thirty-plus product beauty regimen is to blame for her infamous Ceiling Eyes? Compare her “makeunder” pic (courtesy of xoJane) with her more dolled-up red-carpet looks. More »
Rachel Lee Of The ‘Bling Ring’ Gets 4 Years In Jail
Remember the Bling Ring? That group of Los Angeles-area teenagers who decided they wanted more clothes so they went around breaking into the homes of celebrities? Well, their leader, 21-year-old Rachel Lee was just sentenced to four years in prison for burglarizing Audrina Patridge‘s home. More »
We Use WebMD to Diagnose Audrina Patridge’s ‘Chest Problem’ (Spoiler: It’s Breast Implants)
The Hills star Audrina Patridge is still denying that she’s gotten breast implants, using the really unconvincing argument that she suffers from a medical condition that makes her breasts different sizes. In her own words:
“Well, see I have this chest problem. My bone right here, it’s higher on this side? It’s pectoralis something, so I’ve always struggled with that. You could see they look different sizes all the time.”
Hard to interpret, right? More »
Poll: Which Supporting Character Do You Want to See in the ‘Hills’ Movie?
Now don’t get too excited: Nothing is set in stone yet. Audrina Patridge was on Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show this morning, where she said that enough time has passed since the series finale of The Hills (in 2010) that she could see herself and the other cast members getting together to do a movie. God knows that creator Adam DiVello — whose only producing credits are within the incestuous web of Laguna Beach, The Hills, and The City — needs the work. And now that Speidi is dead broke and looking for new reality jobs, the stars could have aligned enough to bring about this unasked-for big-screen sequel.
But the truth is, we don’t actually care about Ol’ Ceiling Eyes and her friends. The real stars we want involved are the fake love interests and faker co-workers that populated their tiny world! More »
The 5 Best Quotes from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Tell-All Interview
Come to think of it, we haven’t heard much from Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag lately. Are they vacationing in St. Barts? Getting loads of cash to appear at someone’s birthday party? Actually, no — they’re crashing at Spencer’s parents’ place because they’re dead broke, and bemoaning all of their regrets to The Daily Beast. At least, that’s what they say. Since the article is about how every aspect of their incredibly-public lives has been a sham — they never broke up, for one — it’s tough not to add a huge grain of salt to everything they say. But they claim that they’re living out the dark, attentionless side of reality fame. Here, their mistakes, plus some insights into The Hills and everything that came after. More »
Celebrity Lookalikes: Celebs Who Look Like Sharks
It’s July, which means that Shark Week’s just around the corner! We’ve already cleared our calendars and plan to spend the week sprawled on the couch with mountains of sushi. To get the festivities started early, here’s a gallery of celebs who so totally look just like sharks. More »
Audrina Patridge’s New Reality Show Is Her Mom Lynn’s Audition for ‘Celebrity Rehab’
Audrina Patridge was one of the blandest cast members on the superbland The Hills, but she somehow managed to finagle her own Vh1 reality show, Audrina. Most of the segments from the show – Audrina taking a polo lesson! Audrina hanging out with her boyfriend! – would actually benefit from being scripted, and Audrina herself is not dynamic on camera. The only person on the show who is compelling to watch is Audrina’s mom Lynn Patridge, and that’s not necessarily a good thing. Lynn is best known for being caught on tape making a profanity-laden rant about Audrina’s stint on Dancing with the Stars and how much Lauren Conrad sucks. Her role on Audrina’s show was clearly intended as damage control, and Lynn even addressed the controversy in the first episode. More »
Crush Links: Does this Mean that ‘The Hills’ Was Fake?!
Whaaat?! Audrina Patridge alleges that Lauren Conrad and Justin Bobby hooked up off camera! (Oh No They Didn’t!)
Jodie Sweetin, who played Stephanie Tanner on Full House, now prefers mommyhood to meth. (Perez Hilton)
Marilyn Manson and Lindsay Lohan might star in a movie together about Charles Manson; Marilyn would play Charles’ right-hand man, Tex Watson, and Lindsay would play Sharon Tate. (TMZ) More »
Crush Links: Ryan Seacrest Needs Spencer Pratt as His Intern Link He Needs a Hole in the Head
Spencer Pratt wants to intern for Ryan Seacrest, to make himself more “likeable.” We can’t think of a worse possible intern than Spencer. And likeability? More like liability. (Us Magazine)
Jersey Shore‘s DJ Pauly D, Snooki, and J-WOWW, all have spin-off shows that will most likely air in 2012. (Dlisted)
Will Ferrell revealed information about his character on The Office. (Perez Hilton) More »
Gallery: Everyone Audrina Patridge Dates Looks Exactly The Same
To say that reality star Audrina Patridge has a type would be an understatement. Over the past half-decade she’s had a string of romances with brown-haired, tattooed L.A. rocker types — heck, half these guys even own the same shirt!
Audrina’s dating life has become newsworthy again today as recent ex Corey Bohan used Twitter to unleash a stream of negative comments presumably about Miss Patridge. (“Time 2 pick up the pieces & stop being so sad! Some woman will always be empty & rotten from the inside out. U cant love a heartless woman.”)Yikes! So how will Audrina move on? Well, probably with another brown-haired, tattooed L.A. rocker type. More »
Crush Links: Audrina ‘Ceiling Eyes’ Patridge’s New Show Debuts Next Month
Will you watch Audrina Patridge‘s new reality show? At least it has to be better than The Hills... right?(People)
Mike Huckabee accuses 29-year-old Academy Award winning actress and Harvard grad, Natalie Portman, of “glorifying and “glamourizing” out-of-wedlock pregnancy. (Us Magazine)
Paula Abdul called 911 on her boyfriend on Valentine’s Day. (TMZ) More »
Gallery: Celebs In Santa Hats
Remember when you were a kid and you thought that Santa Claus was the most magical, most famous person in the world? Surprise! He’s got nothing on folks like Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez and Snooki. This year, if you’re really lucky, one of these celebs will come down your chimney on Christmas morning. More »
Gallery: Celebs Dressed As Other Celebs For Halloween
Halloween: The one day a year you get to dress up as anything you want (slutty Betty White, here we come!). And if you’re a Hollywood star, you’ve got access to all the costumery and makeup in the world. Still, with all those choices, what do some celebs choose to trick-or-treat as? Other celebs, of course! And the ouroboros of Hollywood has never looked so spooky. From Hilary Duff as g>Angelina Jolie to Perez Hilton as Lady Gaga, we’ve got a gallery of our favorite celebrities dressed up as other celebrities. More »
Report: Bristol Palin Recruited For ‘Dancing With The Stars’
Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars? Believe it. While the news hasn’t been officially confirmed, sources tell E! News that Sarah Palin‘s daughter has been recruited for the upcoming season of the hit ABC dancing competition. (Hear that, Levi?). More »
Celeb Tweetup: Same Old (Shark Week)
In Monday’s news: the jerks are still jerks, Bill Cosby isn’t dead, and what the hell is going on with Shark Week, anyway? Good to know that even though we’re in a new month, some things (things = celebrity’s Twitter accounts) never change.
The rumors of Bill Cosby’s (@billcosby) death have been greatly exaggerated.
Good to know that Rob Kardashian (@RobKardashian) is still the worst.
Come on Adrianne Curry (@adriannecurry), you’re supposed to be a dork. How do you not know about Inception?
For… More »
Celeb Tweetup: The Rich and the Condescending
Stars: They are just like us! Well, the ones of us that don’t pay attention to what anyone else is saying, lazily crib our friend’s ideas, and brag endlessly about our vacations. Which honestly, does describe most of us, so lets give these guys some slack, okay? (Btw if anyone else is in the Hamptons/St. Barts/Barcelona this weekend holla at us we’ll be there just straight chillin xoxoxoxoxox)
Well, see, this is just lazy Wilmer Valderrama (@WillyVille). You can’t just tack… More »
‘The Hills’ Finale: Is It Real Or Is It Fake?
Last night, The Hills series finale poked an elbow into the idea that it’s all one big, fake scripted show and not the reality show it portends to be. As Kristin Cavallari had a tearful goodbye with on-again off-again flame Brody Jenner, got into a car and drove away, the backdrop behind Brody was pulled away to reveal a studio backlot. Were the whole six seasons of the show a sham?
Of course, we know that in some respects the show… More »
Poll: If You Got Famous, Would You Upgrade Your Boyfriend?
Now that LeBron’s in Miami, will he propose to his perfectly lovely girlfriend/high-school sweetheart Savannah Brinson with him – or will he “upgrade” with a Kim Kardashian lookalike? The site Hollywood Life says he should he should trade Savannah for Tyra Banks or Audrina Patridge; To that, The Frisky argued, “Newsflash, you don’t have to be married to make a commitment to each other or to be happy. Not only that, but what’s with this assumption that he’s the one… More »
Bling Ring Burglar Alexis Neiers Reports For Prison
Today, a judge ordered Alexis to spend 180 days in jail and sent her to the same women’s prison in Lynwood, Calif. that housed Paris Hilton in 2007. More »
Scenes From The Red Carpet At The MTV Movie Awards
Robert Pattinson! Aziz Ansari! SNOOKI! The stars descended upon the red carpet at tonight’s 2010 MTV Movie Awards, and Crushable correspondent Jennifer Atchison has the goods on what went down at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Los Angeles.
Are you ready for some hot goss? Check it.
Lindsay Lohan looked askew — but hey, on trend! — in a sequin jumpsuit. Where happened to that caveman bikini? Not detectable: Her alcohol-monitoring SCRAM bracelet. A little strategic cover-up there.
Scarlett Johansson arrived sans hubby Ryan… More »
