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Olympic star Michael Phelps caught smoking pot
Whoops! Michael Phelps, who won a record EIGHT gold medals for swimming at the Beijing games last summer, is shown here smoking from a bong. Obviously this is not good news for his image, his Wheaties cereal box, his future as the saving grace of American athletics, etc. Here’s what a “friend” had to say about Mike and the Mary Jane:
“He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was… More »
Suzanne Somers shares her extreme health routine – watch!
Suzanne Somers, best known for her role as the ditzy blonde in, well, pretty much everything she’s ever been in, wants us all to know that she has CONQUERED the demons of menopause with 60 vitamins a day, various creams, and vaginal injections. That last one gave me a bit of the dry heaves. Anywho, here’s Suzanne showing us how this magic all happens on a daily basis (minus the hoo-ha shots, thank you seven pound 8 ounce Baby Jebus)…. More »
Brad Pitt is as cute as a Benjamin Button (photocall)
Here’s Brad Pitt at a photocall for “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”. I really do not like the mustache thing he’s been sporting now for quite a while, what do you think? Some guys just can’t do the mustache, and I think he’s one of them. Oh, and see if you can spot which one of these photos shows that Brad was a little….preoccupied, perhaps, since he forgot to close the barn door, if you know what I mean!
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Joaquin Phoenix is a rapper now? Really?
Former actor Joaquin Phoenix who has supposedly given up a promising acting career, is now trying his hand at rapping. No, seriously. I’m not kidding. Apparently somebody told him he should try this, and thank goodness someone caught it on video. Watch:
The amazing thing about this is that he actually thinks this is something he does well. Somebody really needs to stop listening to his Stuart Smalley Daily Affirmations!
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Nicole Kidman is “embarrassed” watching herself in “Australia”
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Nicole Kidman says that she really is not proud of her performance in “Australia”, a movie she made with fellow Aussie Hugh Jackman. Here’s what she had to say:
I can’t look at this movie and be proud of what I’ve done.
‘I sat there and I looked at Keith and went “Am I any good in this movie?”
‘But I thought Brandon Walters (an 11-year-old Aboriginal boy) and Hugh Jackman were wonderful.
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Why is Armani in a black Speedo? Why?
There are some things that cannot be unseen, and Giorgio Armani in a black Speedo is one of them. It’s hypnotizing, really. I can’t decide if he’s incredibly hip or incredibly pitiful, but I’m leaning on the side of pitiful. What do you think?
Actually, he doesn’t look too awfully bad, but I am not a fan of the men’s swimsuits that leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. Put some shorts on!
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Jean-Claude Van Damme is a creepy, creepy man
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He’s a has-been action star, but that doesn’t stop Jean-Claude Van Damme from testing out his mojo on any female that has the unfortunate job of interviewing him. Take this new interchange between Jean-Claude and a Newsweek reporter. Oh, and just for the record? Van Damme is MARRIED, 48, and the reporter is all of 22 years old. Gross. The Newsweek reporter’s words are bolded.
I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin… More »
Sarah Palin offered babysitting to Tina Fey
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(234,351,226903,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()In one of those truly weird moments that you think could never happen but then it went and DID, VP nominee Sarah Palin offered SNL alum Tina Fey her daughter Bristol’s babysitting services this past Saturday night. What? Yes. Okay. Here’s what was said:
“Gov. Palin was like, ‘Oh did Alice go home? Oh, cause Bristol woulda babysat.’ She offered Bristol Palin to babysit Alice… And it was Bristol’s birthday, too. I was like yeah, that’s exactly… More »
Jerry Lewis makes another gay slur
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(320,470,219039,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()I’ve never found Jerry Lewis funny, and this latest faux pas isn’t helping that impression at ALL. On Australian television, he decided to spew out some hateful words similar to what actually had already apologized for using on his annual telethon a year ago.Following a news conference in Sydney Friday, Lewis, 82, was asked by a Network Ten national TV reporter for his opinion on the Australian nation sport of cricket. “Oh, cricket? It’s a f–… More »
Watch Madonna go crazy in concert on Sarah Palin
Either she took too many vitamins that morning, or not enough, because Madonna pretty much lost her shizznit on VP candidate Sarah Palin in concert, yelling “get that bitch out of here” to the crowd. Now, that’s classy! That’s what we need to keep people on the side of the Democrats, yes sirree!
And don’t forget she compared McCain to Hitler in August:
Aren’t politics FUN?!??!?!?
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Criminal investigation of Jamie Lynn Spears’ breastfeeding pics
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(320,393,124304,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()Wow. Okay, here’s the deal. Casey Aldridge, the idiotic boyfriend of baby mama Jamie Lynn Spears, actually took a video card of pics – including one of Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding their kid with her boob hanging out – to WalMart to make extra copies. And OF COURSE, the slack-jawed yokels in the photography studio decided that it would be a good idea to copy and sell those pics on the Internets!
Only problem is this:
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The new Jerry Seinfeld ad for Microsoft – love it? Hate it?
Jerry Seinfeld is the new shill for Microsoft, in an attempt for them to be as hip and cool as the Justin Long Mac ads. Look, I love PC’s, and I run Windows, but let’s face it – Microsoft is just never going to be the hipness. It just isn’t happening. Even with Jerry Seinfeld. Watch this ad and see if you agree with me:
Yeah…..and Jerry got $30 million for this. Hmm.
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Whoops! The mic’s still on! Noonan and Murphy on Sarah Palin
Let’s see what so-called “conservative commentators” REALLY think about VP pick Sarah Palin, shall we?
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Star Jones caught smooching new man at the US Open
Well! After dumping Big Gay Al, Star Jones wasted no time in finding another gay man boyfriend and smooching his lips off at the U.S. Open. Here they are in all their glory:
Those two in front are all like “DUDE! Does she know she’s kissing her brother?!?!?” Truly a great moment.
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Lilly Allen on a drunken tirade at the GQ Man of the Year awards
Wow. WOW. Okay, so apparently someone at GQ headquarters thought it would be a super idea to invite Lilly Allen to co-host the GQ Man of the Year awards along with Elton John. And it probably WAS a good idea, until Lilly smuggled in an entire bottle of booze and kept swigging it throughout the ceremony, getting into a drunken fight with Elton John and dropping the F-bomb multiple times while announcing. Watch:
Class act all the way, don’t you think?
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O noes! The Denise Richards show has been cancelled
See this tour de force of cinema?
Well, it’s been cancelled. What a tragedy. NEVER SAW THAT COMING. … More »
Donald Trump is going to buy Ed McMahon’s house
You know that Donald Trump will never, ever, EVER let us forget that he’s buying poor Ed McMahon’s house so he doesn’t get kicked out when it forecloses, right?
Yes, it’s true. Trumpy is going to buy Ed’s house – which he’s in trouble for to the tune of $4.6 million – and rename it “Rosie O’Donnell is a Poopy Caca Head.” Oh, I’m just kidding about that. Maybe. Anyway, he’s going to lease it to Ed, maybe put… More »
James Franco says that being homeless “isn’t so hard”
James Franco really needs to hire a competent publicist ASAP to get himself out of this one – what an idiot.
Seems that James was researching a movie he did with Robert de Niro in which he plays a homeless man. To “research” his role, he decided to try being homeless for a weekend. ONE weekend, folks. Here’s what he had to say:
“I stayed a whole weekend on the street, we panhandled, we made a sign. “We made at… More »
Charlie Sheen knows how to settle a score – with NICKELS.
Charlie Sheen might be a world-class poo poo head with a crazy ex-wife, but now, he’s showing the world that even world class poo poo heads can pay their damn medical bills. Even if it’s with 7600 nickels.
Yep, it’s true. Seems that Denise took the girls to get vaccinated, you know, like the EVIL WITCH SHE IS, and Charlie didn’t like it because he would rather chant and throw chicken blood over the kids to ward off the… More »
