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Snap This: Would You Let Lady Gaga Hold Your Child?
This photo’s pretty great, and we’re betting in 40 years the little boy’ll be telling his children about the time he fell asleep in Lady Gaga‘s lap. And his kids will be all “Who’s Lady Gaga?” and then they’ll run off on their little robot feet and take off on a spaceship ride around their home planet, Mars. More »
The Daily Bieber: Watch A Baby Sing ‘Baby’
You guys, are you getting this? It is a BABY singing “BABY.” He even knows the rap part! Omg, this newest YouTube star is so meta we can hardly take it. More »
Shocking Discovery: New Couple Olivia Wilde And Ryan Gosling Would Have An Only Kinda Cute Kid
Ryan Gosling and Olivia Wilde are possibly a thing! The two got super flirty at a Golden Globes party last month and were spotted on a date to the aquarium (aw!) in Kentucky over the weekend. Since they’ve totally been out at least once, we took the next logical step and created a baby morph of their faces. Check out the results: More »
Video: James Earl Jones Reads Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby’
James Earl Jones may not be a Justin Bieber fan, but that won’t stop him from reading The Biebs’ lyrics and turning them into poetry. The actor, who famously voiced Darth Vader in Stars Wars, took a moment from his appearance on The Gail King Show this week to read some lyrics from Bieber’s song “Baby.”
And now I can’t stop imagining James Earl Jones saying these lyrics to whomever is his baby in real life… More »
Sex On The Wire: Panties Full Of Lies
• These panties look like you have had your lady parts waxed, even when you haven’t! Boy, is he in for a surprise! (Glamour)
• Should porn stars be forced to wear condoms? Two industry experts weigh in. (Jezebel)
•Did you know that every time she performs, Lady Gaga is making love to each and every one of you. (New York Daily News) More »
Poll: Who’s Cuter, Baby Kanye Or Baby Megan Fox?
The Internet got its hands on Kanye West‘s elementary school portrait today and released a torrent of adorableness that makes us wonder how this little cherub grew up to be, well, Kanye. More »
Florida woman sold her baby to buy a car - Aw man, stop bumming us out, The News. A 22-year-old mom sold her eight-week-old baby for $30,000, $21,000 of which was to go to the kid’s grandmother. Saddest. (Reuters)
Crush Links: Lindsay Lohan Almost Runs Over Baby
• Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan. We knew we shouldn’t have given you your license back. How many days has it been since your last “incident” before you clip a mother walking her stroller with your SUV? (RadarOnline)
• Tiger Woods divorce is finalized and Elin Nordegren takes $100 million… (NYDN)
• Just as mistress Rachel Uchitel buys herself a $2 million New York condo. (TMZ)
• How much would you pay for Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu‘s hair? Cuz one strand is currently for sale on Ebay. (Lemondrop)
• Wait…was it Kate Bosworth who cheated on Alexander Skarsgard? Apparently she wasn’t quite over former flame Orlando Bloom. (Perez Hilton)
• Right before her hosting of the VMAs, Chelsea Handler has split from Animal Planet’s Dave Salmoni.
• Breaking Bad star (and Malcolm in the Middle dad) Bryan Cranston will be hosting Saturday Night Live this season. (Wall Street Journal) More »
Between the Lines: Jodie Sweetin Talks About Her New Baby
Yesterday we reported that Jodie Sweetin has given birth to a second child, little Beatrix Carlin Sweetin Coyle, and today we have an update straight from the woman herself. After a several-day Twitter absence, Jodie returned to the keyboard last night to discuss her new baby. More »
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Expecting 1st Child? - Well, that explains that super-quick marriage. After all, a couple weeks ago they were still bitching about shoe shopping together. (via RadarOnline)
Video: Baby Eats Himself In (Out?) Of Watermelon
And in your Saturday morning video roundup: cruel parents stuff their baby in a watermelon, yields delightful results!
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“You’re Money, Baby!” – Vince Vaughn is going to be a dad with wife Kyla Weber, and if he doesn’t name his baby “Money” we will all be very, very disappointed. (via DListed)
Smoking Toddler Has A Two-Packs-A-Day Habit – We’ve just gone to “Aw…that’s cute/gross” to “That’s super sad” in a record-breaking time. Quit now, Aldi Suganda, while your lungs are still developing! (via RadarOnline)
If You Watch Only One Dancing Baby Video Today…
Please, make it this video of a Brazilian baby dancing the samba. Today featured it this morning, and already said the video has “gone viral.” And you know by the time Al Roker’s found out about it, this thing’s going to be huge. We do like how on someone’s YouTube rip of the video, they ask, “So is this real or fake?” We are as dubious as internet marketing as anyone else, but we’re not exactly sure how this could… More »
Best Baby Of The Week: Iron Man Baby
Sorry, smoking toddler and baby wearing jean diapers. You have nothing on this Iron Man kid who will grow up to be the next Robert Downey Jr. (except hopefully minus the cocaine habit…or “milk” habit, if you’re the E-Trade people).
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Video: Bieber Baby…The Next Greyson Chance?
Oh god, we can’t believe that calling someone “the new Greyson Chance” is already a thing, but now that the overnight sensation of the 16-year-old singing “Paparazzi” may have actually been a planned ringer, we can’t take any of these Internet babies at face value. Not even toddler Emma singing Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby.’ How do we know she’s not already signed to Interscrope?
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Video: Drake Wins Two Juno Awards
Rapper Drake rocked the Juno Awards — Canada’s answer to the Grammy’s — last night. While superstar Justin Bieber went home empty-handed, Drake snagged two awards, for Best New Artist and Best Rap Recording, for “So Far Gone,” off his upcoming album Thank Me Later. He then joined Justin on stage to perform a rendition of his hit, “Baby.” Check out the video. More »
Publicist: Amy Poehler, Will Arnett Expecting Second Child
File under awwwwwww: Baby No. 2 is on the way for Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, the couple’s representative tells Crushable.
Their publicist, Lewis Kay, provided no further details. The comedy power duo have a son, Archie, born in October 2008; they met on the sketch-comedy circuit and married in 2003.
One question: If Amy’s pregnancy were to be written into NBC’s increasingly hilarious Parks and Recreation, who might be the baby daddy? Crushable’s Amanda Ernst suggests Chris Pratt’s Andy Dwyer or… More »
Justin Timberlake, Bieber Debut New Videos
Justin Timberlake and Timbaland’s video for “Carry Out” debuted today, and it’s chock full of neon lights, food references, sexy ladies alluringly eating cake, and JT and Timb making crazy eyes. (Seriously, do you know how hard it was to take a screengrab where neither was making a funny face?) It took a while for us to warm up to the song (Timbaland’s slow first verse doesn’t help), but all was well once JT chimed in. Who knew a song… More »
Jackson Douglas is a Daddy
Congratulations to the new parents! Jackson Douglas (Jackson Belleville on Gilmore Girls) and wife Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin on Family Guy and Drella on Gilmore Girls) have welcomed a new baby to their family! Alex Borstein gave birth on September 8th to a baby boy they have named Barnaby Borstein Douglas.
Alex Borstein actually had a number of roles on Gilmore Girls! She played Drella, the voice of Doris in one episode, and you may be surprised to know that she… More »
