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‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Star Elsa Patton’s Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics
Bravo’s newest Real Housewives franchise, Real Housewives of Miami, premiered last Tuesday, to mixed reviews. I’m still not sure how I feel about it; it seems like a lot of the women are too guarded, and watch what they say, which can be a death sentence to Real Housewives. I’m just hoping we don’t have another Real Housewives of D.C. on our hands. More »
Heidi Montag doesn’t look like Heidi Montag anymore
So Heidi Montag, who apparently was some skank that played on that Hills show? I don’t know. Anywhodles, she is like totally addicted to plastic surgery, kind of like I’m addicted to Reese’s peanut butter cups, except her addiction costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and has turned her into some kind of walking Barbie zombie beast.
Here’s what she had done this month – all at the same time. Uh, OW. Breast implants increased to DDDs (aka Porn Star Size),… More »
Amy Winehouse got herself some new boobies!
What happens when you put an emaciated druggie in contact with some serious silicon?
THIS!!
Oh, Amy Winehouse, you sad little fembot you. I love how you’re trying to get all sexy and all with the new boobies, but I just can’t get past the whole staggering around drunk/wasting all your money/crackhead thing. You know. Oh, and remarrying your former husband Blake Civil-Fielding was just the classiest move ever – I guess at least those new boobs will go to… More »
Candy Spelling bails on granddaughter’s first birthday party
The ongoing saga between mom Candy Spelling and daughter Tori Spelling just keeps going. The latest? Even though Tori invited Candy to her daughter Stella’s first birthday party, Candy bailed at the last minute and decided not to come. Why? Well, because the birthday party was reportedly being filmed for Tori and Dean’s reality show, “Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood”.
But here’s the thing. Different sources are saying that Candy knew ahead of time that the party would be… More »
Usher’s wife Tameka stable after plastic surgery complications
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Singer Usher had a scary moment this weekend! His wife Tameka had some complications after surgery in Brazil (why in the world was she having surgery in Brazil?) and Usher had to be at her side, cancelling out on a Grammy night performance. The two have two little boys together under two years old, so they’ve definitely got their hands full. Here’s what the family spokesperson had to say:
Foster “is in stable condition after suffering complications… More »
Cher assaulted by drooling fan
Image details: 50th Annual Grammy Awards – Show served by picapp.comI’m sorry. I don’t care for Cher’s music, but I dare you, no, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU to not love her in “Moonstruck”. Seriously, one of the best date movies ever. Trust me when I say that if you watch this with your sweetie, you are going to get lucky.
Anyway, Cher got herself assaulted at some nightclub by a drooling fanboy. Well, fan MAN, I should say. Apparently,… More »
Hospital worker fired for leaking Farrah Fawcett’s private medical records to tabloids
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What happened to Lara Flynn Boyle’s face?
Oh. My. God.
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Any theories, other than she got some badass Botox?… More »
Priscilla Presley is chock full of anti-aging lube….and not the good kind
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Katie Price talks about her recent plastic surgeries
Katie Price is kind of a cosmetic surgery addict, but you’d never know that to look at her.
>>sound of crickets chirping… More »
John Travolta kicked off movie, Britney Spears in trouble (again), naked pics of Marcia Cross, and more
I am really, REALLY hoping that’s a tattoo. Anyway, HI Snarky Gossip fans! How the hell are you. Hopefully your weekend was full of happiness, unicorns, puppy dogs, and rainbows.
So there’s something up my cat’s butt. I’m thinking it’s a corncob of some type, because honestly? She is a stone cold biyatch. We took her to the vest today and it turns out she has some pretty awesome allergies, but hello? EVERYONE has allergies and it doesn’t turn them… More »
Bad Plastic Surgery of the Week: Alyssa Milano
I think that it might be a good idea for Alyssa Milano to lay off the Botox, don’t you?
via Awful Plastic Surgery… More »
Not for the easily offended
I’ve got a nice little Friday Freakness for y’all. Don’t click if you really would NOT like to taste that breakfast of yours again.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jocelyn Wildenstein, aka Jocelyn Wildebeest, aka Jocelyn QUIT WITH THE PLASTIC SURGERY ALREADY.
I think that dog needs to go to the vet now. Anyway, here’s Jocelyn Wildenstein before and after:
Before:
And after:
According to Awful Plastic Surgery, she’s had “a chin implant, cheek implants, some sort of weird eye surgery (she asked… More »
Hotness of the Day – Buzz Aldrin
Why is Buzz Aldrin the hotness?
Here’s why:
Legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin went on Howard Stern’s radio show on Thursday to discuss walking on the moon, serving in the military and his recent cosmetic surgery. Houston, he had a problem — with his droopy jaw!The NASA alum, 77, was the second person to walk on the moon and spent 21 years in active duty — so what better way to enjoy your retirement than plastic surgery?! Ask Joan Rivers!
When the shock jock… More »
Not for the easily offended
Holy Crap on a Cracker do I have a scary one for you today. Don’t click if you don’t want to lose your lunch.
This, my friends, is Amanda LePore. Otherwise known as Self Esteem Experiment Carried WAY Too Far.
Why does he/she think that this is attractive? I just find it sad. … More »
Star Jones confesses her weight loss “secret”
So, uh……this was a secret? Really? I’ve never even really wondered about her weight loss; it was pretty obvious that she had had surgery. This was some kind of mystery to who now?
Star Jones Reynolds skirted questions about her dramatic weight loss for years, saying only that she had undergone a medical intervention. That intervention, it turns out, was gastric bypass surgery.
Reynolds, 45, says she was “intentionally evasive” when people asked how she’d dropped 160 pounds in three years…. More »
Courtney Love is planning MORE plastic surgery
Girl needs to quit it already!
Courtney Love is planning more corrective surgery to fix her “wonky” lips.
In a bizarre posting on her MySpace page, the former ‘Hole’ singer revealed she is still unhappy with her looks, despite having surgery to remove her breast implants and alter her cosmetically enhanced lips.
Courtney wrote in this unchanged extract: “my mouth still looks wonky, i think i gott go back to paris tot he dr, hes nit a cosmetic surgeon he just fixes bad… More »
When nose jobs go horribly wrong: Catharine Bell
Remember Catharine Bell? From JAG?
She got a nose job from the Michael Jackson School of Plastic Surgery:
Her nose looks like she’s squeezing her nostrils together to keep something in there, like perhaps a REALLY good booger that she was playing with until she suddenly realized that OH MY GOD I’m going to be photographed here any minute and I can NOT be playing with this damn fine booger, so I’m just going to squeeze it up her in my nostrils… More »