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Gallery: The 10 Most Awesome M.I.A. Covers in Honor of Her 36th Birthday
If I could come back reincarnated as any living creature on earth, I’d definitely choose to be an M.I.A. She’s just so cool and fearless, not to mention that whole insanely beautiful thing. M.I.A. turned 36 today (we imagine she’s wearing a festive birthday suit of nothing but neon body paint), so to celebrate, here are out ten favorite magazine covers featuring Maya. More »
Snap This: Miranda Cosgrove Turns 18
iCarly star Miranda Cosgrove celebrated her 18th birthday at a St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital benefit in Memphis. There was an Elvis impersonator in attendance, so best birthday ever? We’re going with a resounding “yes, thank you very much. More »
Video: Lady Gaga Sings ‘Born This Way’ At Her Own Birthday Party
To celebrate her 25th, Lady Gaga‘s friends threw the pop super star a party at a Downtown LA club called La Cita* that included a hired mariachi band. Unexpectedly, Gaga — who was wearing a sparkly black dress and sporting a massive beehive — jumped on stage and performed with the band. A partygoer cell-phone-captured her rendition of “Born This Way,” which is ultra jazzy and fun.
*We used to go to La Cita like every Friday in college for something called “Punky Reggae Dance Night” or some such… so, yeah, that’s the kind of place it is. Keeping it real and low-key, it seems!
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Happy Birthday Lady Gaga! Here Are A Bunch Of Cakes With Your Face On ‘Em
Hey, it’s Lady Gaga‘s birthday! The big monster turns 25 today. We’re honoring Miss LG with this gallery of Gaga-themed birthday cakes, all of which look too beautiful, and too dangerous, to eat. More »
Gallery: People Totally Came To Perez Hilton’s Birthday Party
Hey, Perez Hilton had a birthday party! It was blue ball themed! Many celebrities attending, including several whose face he has Photshopped semen on. What do you get the man who hates everything? More fame and fanfare, it seems. Check out our gallery and see who made an appearance at Perez’s 33rd.
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Gallery: The 34 Best Photos Of James Van Der Beek On The Occasion Of His 34th Birthday
Happy 34th birthday to television and the Internet’s James Van Der Beek! We won’t lie to you, we’re probably the biggest Dawson’s Creek fans on the planet. In college, we actually made plans with a friend to write and direct an alternate version of the series finale — no joke! So it’s with great pleasure that we present this gallery of 34 amazing photos of our favorite actor-turned-meme. More »
The Daily Bieber: Justin Flips The Bird
Welcome to our new feature that has actually always existed, just without this delightful name. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were snapped by some eager paparazzi after leaving Justin’s birthday dinner — and JB didn’t seem to appreciate their attention. Now that he a big, mature 17-year-old, Justin is totally allowed to make obscene gestures, right? Also there are rumors that Selena was “covering a cold sore” in some other photos, but we don’t know about that. More »
Gallery: 17 Justin Bieber Photos In Honor Of His 17th Birthday
Happy birthday to Justin Bieber! The kid’s just 17 and he’s already accomplished more than the rest of the human race combined. As if we needed an excuse to post photos of Justin, here’s a Canadian baker’s dozen of them.*
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Who Had The Better Vegas Birthday Party, Chord Overstreet Or Ashley Greene?
Las Vegas played host to a pair of celeb birthday parties this weekend: Ashley Greene turned 24 at the nightclub Pure, while Chord Overstreet celebrated his 22nd year at Tao. Both were gifted with a fanciful cake worthy of its own TLC show. More »
Gallery: 30 Of Paris Hilton’s Most Memorable Moments On The Occasion Of Her 30th Birthday
Today is an important day. Not only are we celebrating Crushable’s first birthday, but February 17 marks the occasion of the one and only Paris Hilton. And this year, the world’s most famous celebutante is turning 30. It seems like only yesterday that she was drunkenly falling off tables as an underage heiress! To celebrate Paris’ 30 years on this earth, we’ve composed a gallery to commemorate her most memorable moments . Enjoy! More »
Janice Dickinson Is Probably 56 Today. Here Are Some Of Her Best One-Liners
Happy Birthday, Janice Dickinson! 56 years ago today, the “world’s first supermodel” (her words) was born. Or so I thought. At various times, her date of birth has been listed as February 15, 17, and 28, and her year of birth as 1951, 1952, 1954, 1955, and 1960. However, February 15, 1955 seems to be the general consensus, and makes sense, given her date of graduation from high school, so we’ll just go with that.
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LeBron James Had The Most Ridiculous Birthday Cake Ever
If that whole basketball thing doesn’t work out, LeBron James could totally have a back-up career as a cast member of Ace of Cakes. LeBron rang in his 26th birthday with two parties in South Beach and this totally insane cake. It looks good enough to not dare eat. More »
Happy Birthday Miley Cyrus: 6 Years Of Photos
Tomorrow, everything is going to change for Miley Cyrus. She’ll be able to vote, to buy a pack of cigarettes and hold hands with whomever the hell she wants without fear of legal consequences. That’s right’ America’s sweetheart from the South is finally turning 18. Doesn’t it feel like just yesterday that we first pondered the illogical plot of Hannah Montana? Well, wipe away those tears of nostalgia and check out how Miley has grown up of the years. More »
5 Tolerable Moments of (Early) Birthday Boy Matthew McConaughey
Today Tomorrow, shirtless 12-pack ab-god and naked bongo-player Matthew McConaughey celebrates 41 years of breezing through life without having to work very hard at anything. Congratulations! With titles like Failure to Launch, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and that one that was basically a sequel to How to Lose a Guy but was on a beach and everything was gold-covered, you, Matthew McCongaughey, have managed to make millions off of your Southern charm, nonthreatening chill vibe, and your stomach muscles.
But since it’s your birthday, we’re not here to make fun. Instead, we salute the 5 best roles of Matthew McConaughey. And yes, they all include him wearing a shirt! More »
Facebook Experiment: What’s My Age Again?!
Yesterday as an experiment, I changed my Facebook birthday to read October 28th. How many of my friends – close or not – would recognize that it was not in fact my birthday? Distant connections can’t be asked to remember things like my birth date. But what about close friends? The answers were surprising.
After checking my profile for the first time all day, I found that 82 of my friends believed it was my birthday, and had written messages on my wall. Decent turnout! But then I did some research, only to find that a mere 56 friends wrote on my for my actual birthday. I am a very vocal person and, since on my last real birthday I turned 20, wouldn’t you think that friends would know it was my 21st before glancing at it on the right hand side of a website? More »
Crushed In the Cubicle: You Say It’s Your Birthday?
In elementary school, your birthday usually meant cupcakes and a rousing round of “Happy Birthday” sung just for you. In college, it meant an epic bar crawl with shots galore that only cost you an epic hangover the next day. But now that you’re in the nine to five world, birthdays don’t seem to matter as much. You’ll still get slammed with work, get yelled at by your boss, and may even have to stay late—even if all your friends are planning to meet you for post work drinks. In short? It’s never gonna be a celebration. But here’s how you can make the day a little more festive: More »
Justin Bieber’s B-Day Invite: Death Waiver
If you’re going to let your kids go to Justin Bieber’s three-day Sweet 16 celebration in Malibu, don’t forget to sign the waiver releasing him from responsibility for their serious injury or death.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Goes Gaga For Birthday
No one can ever accuse Jennifer Love Hewitt of being shy. Weeks after revealing to George Lopez (and the world) her love for “vagazzling,” J-Love and her pals dressed up in 80′s garb — complete with Lady Gaga-inspired hair bow made of hair — to mark her 31st birthday yesterday.
Not surprisingly, the paparazzi were on hand to document the occasion, much like they were last year when Love dressed up like Audrey Hepburn from Breakfast at Tiffany’s for an… More »
Happy Birthday, Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Happy 29th Birthday, Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Like a fine wine, you have only improved with age. Though by looking at you, it’s not actually clear if you have aged at all in the past ten years. Did you make a bargain with a witch doctor or finally discover the Fountain of Youth?
If you don’t want to tell us, that’s fine. We really just wanted an excuse to admire your smiling face. And the upturned corner of your smirking mouth. And the… More »
They Were the Best of Commenters, They Were the Worst of Commenters – Ever wonder why some of your favorite gossip magazines don’t allow comments on their website articles? Look no further than People.com’s article on Kim Kardashian’s birthday. (via Urlesque)