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Justin Bieber Pranks Self, Reminds Us All He’s Only Seventeen
Justin Bieber recently engaged in a series of fast food related “pranks” that ended in him smearing ice cream all over himself and his car. Watch your back, Ashton Kutcher. More »
Beauty Pageants For Boys – We don’t know whether to be happy that the gender equation is equalling out, or sad that parents are forcing more children into pageantry. Probably the latter. (via The Frisky)
Lost In Translation: Rom-Coms and Self-Loathing
Tonight, I am pathetic. A coward. Whimpering in the corner of my bedroom at a half past midnight, with Letters to Juliet playing on a flat screen too big for my mess of an efficiency, my ears straining to hear what they’re saying on the tube ‘cause I have the volume down at a barely audible level. I don’t want my hip neighbors, grad students at the environmental school, with their two-week beards and skinny corduroy jeans having even an inkling as to what I am doing. More »
Sorry Ladies, No More Excuses About Being Bad At Math
I remember the first time I was convinced that I was going to become a prostitute. Hear me out: I had just gotten a D in my junior year high school math class, which was going to bring down my GPA, which meant I was never going to get into a good college, which meant ____ (I was a little fuzzy on the next step, but was convinced it was going to end up with me either doing porn or turning tricks on the corner). And I’ll never forget what my guidance counselor said when I went in, terrified that I had just ruined any chances of a normal, none sex-worker lifestyle. More »
College Life: 5 Tricks for Dealing With Your Inquisitive Mom
Once you’ve moved out of your parents’ house, staying on the same page as your Mom and Mom and Pop can be tricky. Parents want to know what’s up, and you don’t have the energy (or grace) to tell them what you’ve really going on in your life. In all likelihood, you’ve had a conversation with your mother which has gone something like this:
“So, any boys?”
“Whatever, I don’t know Mom.”
“No one?”
“Please leave me alone.” More »
Do Guys Undersell Themselves?
Recently, I was at a bar with a single friend when we were approached by two pretty affable, hipster-seeming guys. I don’t use that term negatively…I love hipsters! But you know what I mean: We were in Williamsburg, they were dressed in the appropriate ripped t-shirt and whatever-shorts manner, and exuded a vibe that clearly said “We play in a band, or something.” One of the guys claimed to be a coffee barista, and his roommate was in finance. Already, I sensed something was up: How can a coffee-slinger afford to live with somebody who works on Wall Street? A trust fund?
Nope: As it turned out, this guy not only owned/managed the well-known cafe he purported to just work at, and made thousands of dollars on the side by selling his paintings and giving drawing lessons to Hugh Jackman. What? More »
Memoir: Winging It
When I first read the ad, I was convinced that it was an attempt to recruit me into a prostitution ring. The wording was: Are you beautiful? Upbeat? Outgoing? Do you like to help your male friends meet women? Come work as a wingwoman for our dating coach service. $35/hr.
However, because I had just moved to New York City and could no longer stomach a diet solely of ramen noodles, I sent in a very long response stating that… More »
Britney and the Boys Arrive in Louisiana (Video)
Britney and the boys flew to Louisiana to spend some quality time with the family. This is a perfect timing for Brit to be with the boys before her European “tour” and the release of her CD in early December. Check out the video of their arrival in Louisiana:
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Britney and the Boys Hit Up The Public Pool
That’s a bit odd… Considering all the attention Britney gets when she only sticks her nose out of her house, I was surprised that Britney, Jamie, Lynn and the boys hit up the Calabasas public pool along with some friends.
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Pool looked empty to me. Can you really get a “reservation” for a private even at a public pool? I didn’t know…. More »
Britney Spears Arriving in Las Vegas
For the first time since her breakdown and hospitalization Britney Spears hit Sin City. She arrived last night around 9:15pm and was taken directly to the Palm’s Place which is owned by a good friend George Maloof.
There have been a few speculations as to why Brit is here on the same weekend as Kevin:
1. Britney is here to attend the party where KFed receives the honor “Father of the Year.”
2. Britney is considering leaving Jive records and teaming with Maloof’s… More »
Kevin Wouldn’t Allow Britney to Speak to the Boys
Not sure if this is the court order or his decision but Kevin has not allowed Britney to speak to the boys in 20 days, since her January 3rd meltdown.
Sources close to the two say that while their communications are very “strained,” Britney and Kevin spear at least every 2 days about the well being of the kids. This is as much as he’ll give Britney at this point, and he seems to be very strict on the issue. According… More »
Britney Wins Kids for Christmas
With two legal battlefields taking place for Britney yesterday, she won at least one of them. In the hearing on her custody case (Thursday was a holiday so needed another “emergency” immediately on Monday) Britney requested that the boys get to spend Christmas eve at her house and got it. Apparently the boys did Thanksgiving dinner with Kevin so this wasn’t much of an issue after all…… More »