Contrary to a TON of rumors swirling around this weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina did NOT get married. All the big tabloids – Star, Enquirer, etc. – reported that they had “sources” that confirmed the two had gotten hitched, but of course, we know that’s not true. Besides, they both have famously said that they won’t even consider getting married until everyone in this country can get married to the person they love. So there you have it! No wedding bells for Brangelina, which means Brad is still free for me. Oh, he knows it’s inevitable. One day he’s going to realize that our love is just too strong for him to withstand.

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2) A Kristen Davis sex tape AND pictures have come out!: Sweet little Charlotte from Sex and the City sure picked a whopper of a wrong guy to go out with!

3) Vanessa Williams, Kristin Chenoweth, Carla Gugino, and Marley Shelton: NAKED: How about some naked booty to go along with your cornflakes? Anyone? Anyone?

4) Naked Brad Pitt: Oh, yeah – the nakedness just keeps on a’comin.

5) Celebrity Oops Moments: What will those celebrities think of next!

6) Sexy Pics of Rachel Ray: My eyes! They burn!

7) Celebrities for Disney photoshoots – including behind the scenes candid shots!: Awesome stuff; not sure what I think of Whoopi as the Genie though.

8) Naked Jamie Lee Curtis in AARP: I didn’t know it was possible to be this nauseous this early in the morning.

9) Is Ryan Seacrest gay? : Annoying, yes, but gay? Who cares?

10) Tiger Woods home burned to the ground: sad news for the world’s best golfer.

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Weirdness! Okay, so Angelina Jolie is related to Hilary Clinton:

Hillary Rodham Clinton and Angelina Jolie are ninth cousins, twice removed, both related to Jean Cusson who died in St. Sulpice, Quebec, in 1718.

and Brad Pitt is related to Barack Obama:

Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769.

Now that would be a fun family reunion, wouldn’t it? Except I think Hilary would be kind of pissy. She seems like the sort who would bring up really awkward topics at the holiday family gatherings…stuff like “so how long have you been beating your wife?” or “how do you have gay sex?”. Stuff like that.

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Well, not anymore:

Sorry ladies! According to the latest tabloids, Hollywood A-Lister Brad Pitt has announced that he will no longer be doing any sex scenes in films because he’s doesn’t want his kids to see him in the nude.

The American star, who now has three children with his partner Angelina Jolie has divulged that he will only pick flicks that his entire family can see from now on.

The 43 year old actor is quoted in the Sun newspaper as saying: "I do think about what they are going to see and certainly some of the stuff I have done, what they are going to see when they grow up and I am a little concerned.

"It definitely colours what I’ll approach in the future. I will try to be a little more mature about my decisions I think."

Will this apply to Angelina Jolie as well? Methinks probably not.

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