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Statement from Britney Spears’ parents
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“We are deeply concerned about our daughter’s safety and vulnerability and we believe her life is presently at risk,” the statement from James and Lynne Spears said. “We ask only that the court’s orders be enforced so that a tragedy may be averted.” – source
Oh, honey! You so crazy! The tragedy started the day you started whoring your daughter out for your own purposes!… More »
Is Kimora Lee Simmons a Scientologist?
I’m confused by this; is she or isn’t she?
Kimora Lee Simmons–celebrity designer, ex wife of Russell Simmons, and great beauty–is not happy with Scientology.
Yesterday, we had to call her press person and inform her that Kimora is being featured in a new Scientology promotional video. The sect’s chief, David Miscavige, can be seen in the video telling followers that Simmons has been distributing the group’s “Way to Happiness” propaganda pamphlet in New Jersey and Los Angeles.
The news that Simmons is… More »
Britney’s dad is named guardian of her estate, which basically means he’s in charge of EVERYTHING
In the ongoing saaaaagggga of Britney Spears Mental Ward Redux 2008, her dad has now been named guardian of her estate. As expected, she’s not really that happy about that:
As conservator, her father will have the power to “restrict visitors,” have around-the-clock security for Spears and have access to all medical records, Goetz said. It was unclear whether the court gave her father the power to make medical decisions on Spears’ behalf; even if that was granted, the role can… More »
Why was Mary-Kate Olsen called THREE TIMES instead of 911?
I don’t understand this. Why wouldn’t this woman call 911 as soon as she couldn’t wake him up?
Police now say Ledger’s masseuse Diana Wolozin phoned Mary-Kate Olsen 3 times over 9 minutes before she called 911, and a 4th time after paramedics arrived. Here’s the timeline:
2:45 p.m. Wolozin shows up for Ledger’s massage appointment and knocks on his door.
3 p.m. She calls his cell phone to wake him up.
She sets up her massage table.
3:17 p.m. She calls Olsen. The conversation… More »
Britney Spears FINALLY shows up for a court date!
Sweet Buttered Moses, Britney Spears finally showed up for a damn court date. Call the press, alert the media, and say a Hail Mary!
The pop star went to a deposition Monday in her dispute with ex-husband Kevin Federline over the custody of their two boys, according to published reports.
Spears drove to the office of Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, with a friend and was seen leaving more than two hours later, People.com and TMZ.com reported.
Calls to Kaplan’s office Monday were… More »
More reactions to Heath Ledger’s death
More reactions to the tragic death of Heath Ledger yesterday:
Many of those approached to comment on the sudden death of Heath Ledger were too distraught to speak. But all are in agreement on the magnitude of the loss.
Perhaps avoiding the obvious questions awaiting her, Naomi Watts has canceled all her press appearances for Wednesday at the Sundance Film Festival, where her dark comedy Funny Games is slated to premiere at midnight.
She and Ledger met on the… More »
The Seinfelds: SUED!
Oh, snap! Well, this is what happens when you A)steal somebody’s else’s idea and B)pass it off as your own. I’ve looked at both books and the recipes are pretty much EXACTLY alike, and Jessica’s book came out after the other one. I say they’ve got a valid case:
An author today sued Jerry Seinfeld’s wife for allegedly plagiarizing a cookbook she wrote and also accused the comedian of defaming her as a “wacko” during an interview with David Letterman. In… More »
Tidbits from the new Andrew Morton Tom Cruise biography
Andrew Morton, the same guy who wrote that Princess Diana tell-all, has penned a new one all about everyone’s favorite Scientologist, Tom Cruise. Here are some tidbits from the book:
Daughter by Katie Holmes “conceived like Rosemary’s Baby”
• Nicole Kidman “feared blackmail” over sex tapes made with Scientologists
• Scientologists “planted meadow of flowers for Tom and Nicole to run through”
• Cruise’s next mission is to recruit David Beckham
Yeah, well, as long as it sells copies I’m sure Andy will write pretty… More »
First in-depth look at Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!
Well, here’s a belated Christmas present: an in-depth look at the new Indiana Jones movie, courtesy of Vanity Fair. Let’s take a look:
When we last saw him, nearly 19 years ago, everybody’s favorite archaeologist was literally riding off into the sunset after having found the Holy Grail. This seemed as though it had to be the end of the adventure series that had gotten its start with Raiders of the Lost Ark, the big summertime blockbuster of 1981. But… More »
Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions
Most of us have some kind of New Year’s resolutions: losing weight, stopping smoking, becoming a better person, etc. And then there are CELEBRITY New Year’s resolutions:Will Ferrell, Mila Kunis, James Franco, Sean Hayes, Fergie and more.
Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions on FunnyOrDie.com
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Eddie Murphy to be married this weekend?
Rumor has it that Eddie Murphy is going to get married this weekend to semi-longtime flame Tracy Edmonds:
Will Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds be married by the end of the year?
It sure sounds like it. I’m told the Hollywood power couple will wed any minute now in the South Pacific.
A source tells me guests and members of the wedding party are expected to arrive in Tahiti sometime today. “It’s a small, private affair,” the source says.
Last-minute preparations took place earlier… More »
Ashton and Demi’s Christmas video
Howdy Snarky Gossip neighborinos! I have like fifty people coming over today so I’m not going to be around, but I lurve you so much that I am giving you some viddies to watch.
Here’s Ashton Kutcher and his production company put together a hilarious video Christmas card featuring Ashton as a drunk, unemployed Santa looking for work in Hollywood, production partner Jason Goldberg as plays Mrs. Claus and striking writer elves.
Even real-life wife Demi Moore shows up as Rudolph,… More »
Celebrity Christmas cards are just so CUTE
AWwwwwww….I love Christmas, don’t you? Here are a few celebrity Christmas cards that were shown on “Live with Regis and Kelly” today:
First, Pee wee Herman:
More Christmas cards after the jump!
From Courtney Cox and David Arquette, front and inside:
Tony Bennett painted this one himself (he’s not bad!):
And here’s Conan O’Brian’s card:
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New interview from Katie Holmes in Parade
I guess Katie Holmes handlers had the day off on this one; here are a few priceless pearls of wisdom from Mrs. Tom Cruise in the newest issue of Parade:
PARADE: Happy holidays. Do you look forward to this season?
KATIE HOLMES: I have always been a huge fan of the holidays. My birthday is December 18th, so it’s my favorite time of the year. I’m from a big family, and we always did a grand Christmas Eve with all of the… More »
Jennifer Love Hewitt gets offered a Playboy spread
Jennifer Love Hewitt, already battling bad press from these infamous bikini pictures in which she is accused of being fat (GIVE ME A BREAK!), has now been offered a Playboy spread – ick!
According to an insider, Hugh Hefner is one man who thinks Jennifer’s curves are beautiful. Days after seeing the now infamous bikini shots, he offered her a substantial amount to pose for a Playboy pictorial. According to Jennifer’s rep, she was flattered by the offer, but turned it… More »
George Clooney gets frisky, Eva Mendes gets naked, Donald Trump gets generous, Britney Spears gets religion, and more
Happy Thursday, Internet friends! How are you today? Right now this second, I’m watching Pirates of the Caribbean 2 in preparation for watching my new copy of Pirates of the Caribbean 3. I forgot how bad PotC 2 really was; it’s so horribly thought out. Ergh. It’s also FREEZING ASS COLD in my house at this point in time, mostly because I’m too cheap to turn the heat up any higher OR get some warmer clothes on, which, really, I… More »
Naked Keira Knightley, Tina Fey rips Paula Abdul, Whitney Houston sings, Britney Spears investigated for child abuse,Sherri Shepherd is a moron, and more
Happy Wednesday, Snarky Gossip fans! I’ve got the Carpenters Christmas album going right now, my nutcracker collection on display, and we’re on full Christmas tree alert with every frigging ornament in the free world sitting in our living room. How about you?
You ever have one of those days where you would be quite content to just zone out in front of the TV, say watching every Drew Barrymore movie you own, eating an entire pan of brownies and polishing… More »
Dixie Chicks controversy, Paul and Rosanna, Katharine Heigl in Vanity Fair, more Heather Mills porno pics, Jennifer Lopez gots a big ol’ belly, Wacko Jacko, Britney pregnant? and more
Lawsie mercy, you guys. Okay. So, I’ve introduced you to my dog Harley, right? (He’s the one in the Sponge Bob costume there.) Well, instead of doing his doggy business at 11 PM last night, you know, like NORMAL DOGS, he decides to wait until 2 AM and wake us up by whimpering and walking around frantically all over the house. That’s his version of jumping around on one foot holding his crotch, I guess.
And THEN, to further add… More »
Tara Reid’s Evil Nipple, Julia Roberts chases the paps, Jordan!, Debbie Gibson plastic surgery disaster, and more
Happy Friday, Snarky Gossip groupies! So, hey – this weekend I’m getting all the Christmas decorations out, and there’s a LOT of crap in there that I don’t remember buying or being given. Such as:
The decorative wooden snowman toting a pair of skis over his shoulder that at first glance looks like a loaded, double-barreled shotgun
The stuffed Christmas tree that shakes violently and performs a rap song
The extremely large tin canister with a grinning Santa penguin on it
Etc., etc. I’m… More »
Posh Spice loses boobage, Salma’s new baby, naked Christina Aguilera, Chevy Chase back on SNL, and more
Happy Wednesday, Snarky fans! So, this morning, my dog Harley decided to give me a little gift on the carpet in form of PUKE. He looked really apologetic afterwards, and even offered to clean it up for me WITH HIS TONGUE, because that’s how much he loves me, but I told him no, thanks. And cleaned it up like a sucker. He’s now lying in front of the fire showing me his Doggy DingDong and snoring.
Well! Let’s get to… More »