Breast implant

So Heidi Montag, who apparently was some skank that played on that Hills show? I don’t know. Anywhodles, she is like totally addicted to plastic surgery, kind of like I’m addicted to Reese’s peanut butter cups, except her addiction costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and has turned her into some kind of walking Barbie zombie beast.

Here’s what she had done this month – all at the same time. Uh, OW. Breast implants increased to DDDs (aka Porn Star Size),… More »