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Sex On The Wire: Tattoo Your Weiner, Get A Car!
• Bristol Palin isn’t going to give that sex talk to Washington State students after all. But we had so much to learn from her! (Huffington Post)
• This guy tattooed “mini” on his penis and got a free car. (Nerve)
• If you’re looking to break up but don’t want to do the dumping, here are 5 really passive-aggressive manuevers. (YourTango)
• Just like winning an Oscar would mean more money for Natalie Portman, so to being with Charlie Sheen when he goes to the hospital makes your porn career skyrocket. (Jezebel) More »
Sex On The Wire: Boobs And Chips, Together At Last
• Boobs: now in delicious chip-size proportions. Bet you can’t have just one! (Gawker)
• Bristol Palin has been invited to Washington University for their Sex Week. Prepare to be disappointed, fellas! (CBS)
• If you ever wanted to know what the schedule of a woman comedian is like, read this hilarious (ghostwritten?) article by Julie Klausner. (Splitsider) More »
Gallery: Everyone In Hollywood Has The Same Hoodie
Remember that grey hoodie Lindsay Lohan brought made famous after the paparazzi photographed her passed out in Samantha Ronson‘s car? Today we spotted photos of Katie Holmes wearing the same exact sweatshirt, and we wondered if Lindsay had actually started a trend. So we hunted around for photos of other celebs rocking the same look — and yep, that grey hoodie is indeed the most ubiquitous article of clothing in Hollywood. Check out the gallery of casual celebs and let us know if you think anyone wore it better than Linds. More »
Parting Tweet: Margaret Cho Responds To Bristol Palin
After Bristol Palin‘s hilariously outdated gay diss at Margaret Cho yesterday night, the female comedian had no choice but to respond. We’re not so sure KD Lang would be down, but you know the Dixie Chicks are just aching to write another “Fuck you, Republicans” song. Too bad they’d end up having to pay Bristol royalties for it. More »
KD Lang, Indigo Girls, And Faggots: A Guide To The Palins’ Confusing Facebook Homophobia
“Wow,” we thought when we read Bristol Palin‘s well-reasoned, thoughtful (no jk) response on Facebook this weekend. After Margaret Cho went public with news that her new best friendie Bristol Palin was forced into Dancing With The Stars by her mother, we expected an outraged rebuttal. After all, it doesn’t even really make sense: didn’t Bristol flaunt her short dresses and Sarah Palin-mocking outfits on the first episodes? More »
Jennifer Grey Wins DWTS, Christina Aguilera Previews A ‘Burlesque’ Disaster
Last night on Dancing With The Stars, Jennifer Grey took home the fabled mirror ball, as the 11th season winner of the show. Which means that Bristol Palin did not win (in fact, she came in third) and the angry anti-Palin contingent did not need to revolt. As far as we could tell, Bristol’s mama Sarah Palin didn’t even make it to the final performance. Maybe the Palinites could tell her heart wasn’t in it.
But more importantly, Christina Aguilera performed a song from Burlesque, her sequin clad movie that debuts today. The result? It was rather scary. (Video after the jump.)
Nadine Haobsh, author of Beauty Confidential, was at the taping and tells Crushable: “Christina took half hour between takes and then performed Burlesque twice.” More »
Will Homophobic Slurs And Pot Deals End Bristol Palin’s Run On ‘Dancing’?
Bristol Palin‘s reign on ABC’s show Dancing With The Stars has continued throughout this season of the show, despite her low scores and many detractors. But it’s been a rough week for Sarah Palin‘s daughters. Bristol and her sister Willow were caught writing homophobic slurs on Facebook last week, and now Willow has been accused of drinking and buying pot.
Will the backlash against Sarah Palin’s family finally be enough to kick Bristol off DWTS? There are plenty of people hoping to tip the scales against her tonight right now – including a vodka company offering free shots to votes against Bristol. More »
More On Willow Palin’s Horrible Facebook Homophobia
Yesterday we mentioned the controversy that befell 16-year-old Willow Palin after she posted homophobic remarks on a Facebook thread about her mom’s new TLC show. The story’s been picking up steam in the national media, partly because of the lack of an official statement or apology from any of the Palins.
The Inter-quarrell began when one of the Palin kids’ Facebook friends updated his status to express his opinion that Sarah Palin’s Alaska “is failing so hard right now.” Bristol Palin responded immediately, and little sis Willow jumped in soon after. Willow used the words “faggot” and “gay” in the pejorative to attack kids who disparaged against her family’s TV efforts (Dancing with the Stars included). She also called one kid, named Matt “effin fat as hell,” to which he responded: “& hello nice to meet you too Willow, I have Crones (sic) disease and am steroids for my stomach causing me to gain weight. I take them twice a day to stay alive, I know I’m not the skinniest person alive, but you started the shit.”
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Worst Satirical Acting Of the Day: The Situation Or Ashton Kutcher?
Today, two amazing viral videos were released. Sorry, did I say amazing? I meant “clunky” and “poorly-scripted, directed, and acted.” One of these videos has Ashton Kutcher pretending to be a Harvey Levin-type, except in his world, celebrities are the ones who report on the scandals of…wait for it…TMZ employees! Get it? Get it?! Almost as clever as the Selebsuit! More »
Crush Links: Beliebers Don’t Hurt Her. Rihanna Loves Bieber’s Six Pack.
Justin Bieber flashed his six-pack at Rihanna. And she liked it.
Sue Sylvester is getting married! Jane Lynch‘s Glee character even has a track suit dress for the occassion. (Us)
Daniel Radcliffe is going to succeed without really trying. On Broadway. (Sun)
Jessica Simpson may have gotten screwed in her divorce from Nick Lachey, but she’s not making her new fiance Eric Johnson sign a prenup either. (celebuzz)
Lindsay Lohan‘s dreams of playing a porn star may be over. The director of her Deep Throat biopic may find a new star soon. (Radar)
Baz Lurhmann has chosen Carey Mulligan to be Daisy Buchanan in his version of The Great Gatsby. (Deadline)
Meet the spider bite taking over Angelina from Jersey Shore‘s face. (TMZ)
Bristol Palin doesn’t understand how popularity works. She thinks her mom’s has nothing to do with her still being on Dancing With The Stars. (NYP) More »
Bristol Palin Didn’t Vote. Sarah Palin’s daughter might get saved every week from elimination on Dancing With The Stars by ABC voters, but she didn’t bother to send in her vote to Alaska yesterday. She’s such a good example for young girls.
Video: Levi Johnston Makes Cameo Appearance In Brittani Senser’s ‘After Love’
Whoa, we had almost forgotten about the “drama” surround Levi Johnston and his scandelous video with pop star Brittani Senser, who he may or may not be boning in an effort to get back at the Palins (for making him famous, apparently). Sorry Levi! It’s just that we were promised that video so long ago, and in the mean time Bristol went on Dancing with the Stars and we sort of forgot all about you! Our bad.
Luckily the video has just premiered, and it has at least one interesting aspect for us to discuss: More »
Dancing with the Stars Audience Not Filled With Sarah Palin Fans – The former Alaskan governor got booed on the show last night. Yet for some reason, her daughter is still “cool”? Zawesome. (via The Frisky)
Videos: The Situation And Bristol Palin’s Epic (Not-Epic) ‘Dancing with the Stars’ Premiere
Last night was the premiere of Dancing with the Stars, and though there were the normal number of C-grade celebrities and dancers this season, we know who America really wants it to come down to: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Bristol “I Hate You Mom” Palin. More »
Crush Links: JWOWW…Playboy Bunny?
• Despite being terrifying like a praying mantis, Jersey Shore‘s JWOWW was offered $400,000 to appear in Playboy. Hey, can’t be any trashier than the program she’s already on. (RadarOnline)
• Sarah Palin warned Bristol not to go on Dancing with the Stars last night, but did she listen? (Vulture)
• Justin Bieber was photographed kissing his girlfriend Jasmine Villegas, in the back of a car. (Celebitchy)
• In semi-related news, Twitter hates Justin Bieber now. (Newser)
• Lindsay Lohan is probably going back to jail. (TMZ) More »
Crush Links: Jen’s New Man and Demi’s Big Bush
• Jennifer Aniston either gets around a lot, or her latest mystery man has been revealed as Cougar Town (yikes) actor Josh Hopkins. (USA Today)
• “Demi Moore‘s bush” is a hot Google search term, despite the fact that her Twitter bikini pics featured absolutely no bush! The Internet is confusing. (Associated Content)
• John Travolta suddenly dropped the charges against the EMT who allegedly tried to extort the family after Jett Travolta‘s death in the Bahamas. That seems a little…shady? Yeah, shady. (Radar Online)
•Bristol Palin‘s Dancing with the Stars outfit is about as modest as we’d expect it to be. (Gawker)
• Paris Hilton is dealing with her cocaine arrest pretty well…by fleeing to the islands. Too bad she forgot that Hawaii doesn’t need to have extradition treaty with the U.S. since it’s part of our country. (TMZ)
• Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are not breaking up. They’re in counseling, people! (People)
• Vampire Diaries‘ Nina Dobrev in something called Saturday Night Magazine. Really? Can’t she get a Seventeen cover or something at this point? (SNMag) More »
Dancing With the Stars: The Ultimate ‘Get Over Him’ Move? – From Kate Gosselin to Bristol Palin, here are 9 celebs who have used ABC’s dance show to tell the world “We don’t care about our humiliating breakups!” (via YourTango)
Crush Links: After Decade Hiatus, Jim Carrey Back To Being Jim Carrey
• Jim Carrey has been acting crazy since his split with Jenny McCarthy. Well, crazier. (IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay)
• Meet Eugene Lavergne, the lawyer who filed 3 separate lawsuits trying to bring down the Jersey Shore cast. Boo! (ABC)
• Right on the heels of learning how desperate Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudice is, she’s announced that Bravo needs to either double her salary or she’ll quit the show. (TMZ)
• Lady Gaga tweeted this picture of a funny sign and then got in trouble with Canada. (Perez Hilton)
• Jeff Miranda says that he’s blocked from seeing Snooki. (Radar)
• Michael Douglas talks to David Letterman about being diagnosed with cancer. (Pop Candy)
• Bristol Palin will only be wearing “modest” clothing on Dancing with the Stars. May be a bit late for that one. (People)
• Paris Hilton is too busy for cocaine. (TheSuperficial)
• Meghan McCain: Not a fan of Sarah Palin‘s new book. (Nerve) More »
Report: Bristol Palin Recruited For ‘Dancing With The Stars’
Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars? Believe it. While the news hasn’t been officially confirmed, sources tell E! News that Sarah Palin‘s daughter has been recruited for the upcoming season of the hit ABC dancing competition. (Hear that, Levi?). More »
