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Is Britney Spears going to get her very own show?
That Britney. She is like an INSPIRATION to me, because no matter what that girl does: flash her cooch, shave her head, lose her kids – she always ends up getting something else. Like, maybe, even her own show!
Turns out that the powers that be loved her “performance” on “How I Met Your Mother” so much that they want to give her her own show. I see this either ending very badly or VERY HORRIBLY BADLY OH GOD HELP… More »
Britney Spears looks halfway decent on “How I Met Your Mother” – clips
What a difference a shower, stylist, makeup artist, and healthy handfuls of Xanax make, huh? Here’s clips of Britney Spears from “How I Met Your Mother”, obviously doing her level best to convince us all that she is still America’s Widdle Sweetheart.
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Mel Gibson and Britney Spears?
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First look at Britney Spears in “How I Met Your Mother”
Here she is, Britney Spears, in “How I Met Your Mother.” You might as well start marking your voting cards now, Oscars committee.
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Madonna gives out her formula for success
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Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine. – source
Who wants to go with me to get some open crotch underpants, some ratty hair extensions, and maybe a… More »
Britney Spears crowds out Alicia Silverstone
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Yet another case of Britney Spears causing chaos where ever she goes!!
Alicia Silverstone reportedly pulled out of US TV show ‘How I Met Your Mother’ after learning Britney Spears was appearing in the same episode.
The ‘Clueless’ star – who is a huge fan of the hit series – was scheduled to appear in the 14th episode of the season but dropped out after deciding it would be too “chaotic”, according… More »
Tom Arnold says that he tried to help Britney Spears
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Is it weird that I think Tom Arnold is sexy? Don’t answer that.
Anyway, Tom Arnold says that he tried to help Britney Spears TWO YEARS AGO:
Tom Arnold has claimed that he urged Britney Spears to get help for drug addiction two years ago after finding her slumped in the stairwell of his apartment block.
The actor said he tripped on Spears after discovering her in the hallway of the building… More »
How many times are we going to have to look at Britney Spears’ vagina?
This is kind of becoming old hat, isn’t it? Here’s Britney leaving Las Vegas after her horrible VMA performance.
For the uncensored pictures, you can click here …but good Lord, why would you want to? Seriously.
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Britney Spears might, MIGHT, show up at the VMA Awards
Remember this? Yeah, we might be seeing Britney Spears again at the VMA Awards, with a few distinct differences:
She no longer looks ANYTHING like this.
She does not have ANY hit songs, records, or discernible projects in the pipeline (other than showing her cooch, I think that one’s on the table).
She no longer looks ANYTHING like this. (I know, I already said that.)
Here’s the goss:
MTV and Britney Spears are in talks to give the troubled singer a chance to… More »
Britney Spears caught half-naked in a pool with a college kid
A few questions:
Did she call the paparazzi? I’m guessing yes.
Why does she have her hat on, but no top on?
Are the sunglasses hiding the fact that she HAS to be stoned out of her gourd?
And is she TRYING to get her kids taken away? I’m starting to think she’s doing this all on purpose.
Disgusting. She should be ashamed of herself, but we all know that at this point that’s probably impossible.
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How long until Britney Spears seriously hurts her kids?
This is the latest cover of US magazine. It’s just a tad bit sensational, don’t you think? However, with what Britney has been pulling for the last couple years, I don’t think this is the last time we’re going to see her crying kids on the cover of a major magazine.
Here’s the latest sad but true goss: Britney actually sought a dentist’s help to whiten her sons’ teeth. Apparently, every time they cry (which has to be a… More »