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Britney Spears impersonator on America’s Got Talent
OMG – this impersonator is better than the real Britney Spears! Here he/she is performing Britney Spears’ Toxic:
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Britney Spears and the SuperNanny? Yes, please!
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Hey, you cute little Snarkarinos, you. Guess what I’m doing right now…..no, I’m NOT eating a whole box of donuts while watching my “Sex and the City” DVD’s, but that sounds a helluva lot better than what I’ve really got going on, which is sitting with a heating pad turned to BURN on my neck, a weird donut shape pillow around my face, and three ultra-strength muscle relaxants. Guys, I… More »
It’s phone sex time with Kevin Federline and Britney Spears!
Remember these two lovebirds?
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Seems as if Britney and Kevin are getting a little on the side. Basically, here’s how it works: Britney calls Kevin about some kid-related thing, and the talk veers off into Sexy Land, with a side trip to Freaky Naughty. However, I *am* a bit concerned about all this, because phone sex to Britney probably means that she’s literally having… More »
Is Britney Spears going to shill for Bally’s Fitness?
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Rumor has it that Britney Spears might be inking a representation deal with Bally’s Fitness clubs. She’s working out at her local facility two or three times a day (no kids and no career, so what the hell else does she have to do, right?) with a Bally’s trainer.
I dunno – pretty much anything that Britney puts her hands to these days turns to shiznit, so Bally’s better watch… More »
Britney Spears involved in a minor car accident this weekend
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That Britney! Always something happening, never a dull moment. Well, this weekend Brit Brit apparently was drunk and stoned lost her concentration and drove her Mercedes right into the car in front of her, causing a three car fender bender. What a ditz. Nobody was hurt, and Britney has yet another “did I do that?!?!?” moment on her bedpost. … More »
Would you watch Britney Spears in her own reality show?
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In yet another move of staggering genius, Britney Spears is apparently shopping around her own reality show. Basically, she loves the idea because A)she would get constant attention and B) she wouldn’t have to learn any lines.
Personally, I love this idea. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see Britney walking around with a British accent flashing her cooch and having nervous breakdowns all the time? OH, WAIT. WE ALREADY… More »
Now You Too Can Have Britney Spears Furniture
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Let me tell you what kind of furniture I have in my house right now:
Milk crates
Garage sale couch
Ikea!
However, my dreams have come true with the announcement that Britney Spears has put down the crack pipe long enough to….wait for it…..start her own furniture line. Yes, it’s true – now you too can have your very own Cheeto-stained couch straight from the Britney Spears Quality Furniture Factory:
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I hate to say this, but I’m actually liking Kevin Federline right now
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“I will always love the mothers of my children, and I will always be there for both of them.”
“I believe that any good energy I put out there brings more good energy into my own life. The relationships with my kids and family will last… More »
Does Kevin Federline want to get back with Britney Spears?
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I don’t know about this rumor, but here we go: apparently, Kevin Federline was talking with some gossip columnist and told him that he still had feelings for Britney Spears and wanted to get back together with her. Do you think this would be a good thing or bad thing? Might be good for the kids, but dang – Britney needs to get her own stuff together before she does… More »
Madonna wants everyone to “leave Britney alone”
So Madonna wants everyone to leave Britney Spears alone, apparently- and she wants everyone to “go save her” as well. Hmmm……what does this remind me of? Oh, I know!
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