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The King Is Dead, Long Live Burger King
The Burger King King was found dead in his Santa Monica home late last night, suspected to have fallen victim to a mixture of prescription drug overdose, un-treated syphilis, and the fact that everyone found him way creepy. Lindsay Lohan could not be reached for comment. More »
Video: Burger King’s ‘New Twilight: Eclipse’ Campaign Asks, “Team Edward Or Team Don’t-Eat-At-Burger-King?”
In preparation for the new Twilight Saga movie, Burger King has created a cross-promotional game where customers can choose what “team” they are on: Team Edward of Team Jacob. Here is an actual quote from the New York Times article about the ads (also featuring the best picture ever):
“Jacob’s abs are so hard,” a Jacob fan tells a customer, “you can scratch that game piece on them.”
Okay, phew, for a moment there we were actually worried that this was all… More »
Michael Jackson announces tour dates, but we’re more interested to see if his nose will fall off
Yesterday Wacko Jacko sort of announced that he was backo, but then he went to Burger King and got a few cheese stackos, decided to get on his computer to hacko, and then remembered he needed to packo. Yes, I’m enjoying myself, how about you?
Anywhodooles, it’s true – Micheal Jackson graced us all with his immortal presence yesterday, announcing that he’s going to do a summer concert series. Here’s his (suggested) playlist:
“Let’s Hear It For The Boy”
“When I Think… More »