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Look, it’s the Cat in the Hat! Oh, it’s just Gwyneth Paltrow. DAMMIT.
I got so excited when I heard the rumor of the Cat in the Hat being in New York City – like the REAL Cat in the Hat! I was all getting my Green Eggs and Ham ready to bring to him and EVERYTHING. But then I found out it was just that poser Gwyneth Paltrow trying to be all EDGY and I was all “Gurl, did you just take away my chance to Hop on Pop? Oh, the Places… More »
Bridget Moynahan sends her best wishes to ex’s new baby with Gisele
What an awkward situation this is, huh? First Tom Brady left Bridget Moynahan when she was pregnant with his baby, then he hooked up with supermodel Gisele Bundchen, whom he married and got HER pregnant as well, and she had their baby this week, a boy.
Bridget has conducted herself pretty tastefully in this whole thing, and issued an official statement through her representative:
“I wish the best with their baby. I’m sure my son will enjoy having a half-sibling…. More »
Mariah Carey believes that she has finally learned how to dress tastefully. Poor little lamb.
Oh, Mooriah Carey! You are so talented, yet so horrifyingly delusional!
In a new interview, Butterfly Glitter Rainbow has decided that all her tacky miniskirts, sausage casings, etc. are just the result of poor self-esteem when she was younger. Apparently, a 20 year old guy told her she looked hot in tight pants when she was 12. Uh, what? I would be more concerned that a TWENTY YEAR OLD was ogling a 12 year old then whether or not my pants… More »
Stop the insanity! Jon Gosselin getting on another reality show?
Enough already! Put this dingbat in his natural environment: in an apron making me some tasty cheese fries!
Apparently Jon Gosselin, father of the year and eternal teen wannabe, is making the rounds of the reality show powers that be to pitch himself as the Great White Hope. Oh, how much you have deluded yourself, Jon. Please just stop, it’s embarrassing now.
I really just don’t know what to say about this guy, other than Kate definitely got the better end… More »