First on the list: The Shining. Quite possibly the first horror movie I ever saw, and one that still gives me the heebie-jeebies just thinking about it. “All work and no play make Jack go something….something…..” ai, yi, yi. Here’s a viddy:

Second: Poltergeist. Because little kids in scary movies really seriously freak me out – and so does that little old lady…”Carol Anne, Carol Anne, come back to the light…”

Third: Jaws. This movie, more than any other event in my life, made me fear deep water, boats, and large sharks. Well, honestly, I had ALREADY feared big white sharks, but this just pretty much sealed the deal.

Fourth: A Clockwork Orange. I actually just saw this movie in the last two weeks and now I know why it’s one of those “iconic” films that you’re supposed to see. Mostly it scared the crap out of me, especially this scene.

Fifth: The Exorcist. So I don’t really want to talk about this one because it scares the shite out of me. Just watch the video. I’ll be the one hiding under the blankets over here in a corner, sucking my thumb.

Sixth: Psycho. You knew this one would be on there, right? I dare you to take a shower and not think of this scene.

Seventh: Seven. Pretty much any scene in this movie absolutely scares the crap out of me.

Eighth: Silence of the Lambs is hands down the scariest movie I’ve ever seen, mostly because Anthony Hopkins is so FRAEKING insane.

Ninth: Misery, oh yes, it’s the fracking HOBBLING scene. Owie.

And Tenth: Carrie. I was both scared and kind of rooting for Carrie this entire movie. She just has that way about her, doesn’t she? Here’s the prom scene:

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So all of us who are fans of Sex and the City were excited to hear that we were going to get another movie, right? Except listen to what is being rumored as the storyline. You might want to breathe really deeply and go to your happy place, because seriously, this will PISS. YOU. OFF.

Are you there? Happy place? Okay:

Big loses his bazillions and has to move to London in a one-bedroom apartment. While there he cheats on Carrie and after she flies home to NYC after confronting him, she finds out she’s pregnant. OF COURSE.

There’s so many things wrong with this that I don’t really know where to begin, honestly. First of all, Big losing his money. We don’t want to see Big without money, because frankly we’re materialistic and that’s a huge part of his appeal – that he can jet off all over the world at a moment’s notice and buy Carrie $500 pairs of shoes. Second, sersly – cheating? Didn’t we kind of already do that with Steve and Miranda? And third, Carrie is too old to get pregnant. She looks like someone’s Nana. I’m sorry, but it needs to be said.

What do you think of this rumored storyline? I doubt this is the real one, but it’s fun to speculate. What would your perfect SATC storyline be?

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So we all know that there’s going to be another “Sex and the City” movie at this point, right? The first one was so wildly successful that the powers that be are hoping to duplicate that. Sarah Jessica Parker, who plays the character of Carrie, gave a teensy bit of information about the new flick yesterday:
“”I think we want this one to be a romp. The last one, we got to tell a really mature sophisticated story that had real heartbreak in it, and this time, I think we want a romp. We want our audience to have a massive romp.”
I’m trying to figure out what a “romp” is, and how this would be different from the first one? Carrie…uh, I mean Sarah, also wants us to all know that he movie intends to be more sensitive to the current financial crisis, which will be pretty dang hard considering they all dress in Prada, Gucci, and Armani on a daily basis. Shoot, I think even their jammies had a designer label on them. And remember that scene at the end of the movie where Samantha (Kim Cattrell) had her little horndog humping that pillow, and Carrie mentioned that the pillow cost $300? Yes. $300 for ONE PILLOW. I think that’s pretty sensitive, don’t you? Oh, yeah. Let’s watch the trailer for the first one, shall we?

Sarah also mentioned that she’s not going to give away any details, especially about her and Mr. Big. Personally, I think she’s going to get pregnant by in vitro or something similar, or Miranda’s going to have another baby, or maybe even Samantha’s going to have a baby. SOMEBODY’S going to have a baby.

In related “Sex and the City” news, rumor has it that there’s going to be a prequel, with Miley Cyrus as young Carrie. Wait, what? WHAT? This Miley?

This has got to be a joke, right? Argh. Well, let’s clear the palate with a few pics of “Sex and the City” stars at the 11th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards yesterday.

Kristin Davis in a gorgeous red dress

Another great pic of Kristen and Chris - nice smiles!

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