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Does Anyone Else Think It’s Weird That Gwyneth Paltrow Bathes With Her Kids?
Do you remember the last time you saw your parents naked? Unless you grew up in a “naked house,” to quote Charlotte York from Sex and the City, or you were raised in a nudist colony, you probably can’t remember when you last saw either one of your parents in the buff. More »
Update: Demi Moore Hospitalized For Doing Whip-Its?
TMZ, the source that is apparently always in the know, is saying that the drug that put Demi Moore in the hospital the other night was nitrous oxide. What’s nitrous oxide you ask? Well, it’s that shit that kids have been inhaling out of Reddi Wip cans of whipped cream since some fuck-up realized it could get you high for oh, like, a hot second or two. Nice job, Demi! More »
6 Ways To Make Watching Ricky Gervais Host The Golden Globes Less Uncomfortable
In American we don’t have royalty. Instead we have celebrities who think they’re royalty. And the royals of this country do not liked to be fucked with or made fun of–that shit doesn’t fly with them. So when the 2011 Golden Globes let comedian Ricky Gervais pour his fiery insults on the egos of the Hollywood elite it was safe to assume that he’d, as they say, “never work in this town again.” More »
A Lack Of Knowledge About Beyonce And Jay-Z’s Marriage Can Get You Stabbed
You may think you’re above knowing all the ins and outs of celebrities and their personal lives, but maybe it’s time to get informed before it costs you your life. More »
7 Female Celebrities Who Had To Pay Their Less-Successful Exes After The Divorce
Katy Perry didn’t sign a pre-nup before marrying British comedian Russell Brand, and then she had the bad luck to have a spectacularly successful year. Now she’s poised to lose $20 million in their divorce. Poor, er, rich, Katy! A million-dollar divorce settlement is a rare problem, of course, but as more women become the breadwinners in their marriages, more of them will end up shelling out some cash post-divorce. Take a look at our list of celebrity women who have had to pay their less-successful exes after a divorce. More »
5 Facts About New Game of Thrones Cast Member Rose Leslie
We don’t know about you guys, but we got really excited over the summer when casting for the second season of HBO’s Game of Thrones just kept rolling out, and rolling out, and rolling out. You know what was curious, though? Among those casting notices, the character of the supercool Wildling, Ygritte, was nowhere to be seen. Why? But finally—finally!—the wait is over: Ygritte has been cast! She’ll be played by Downton Abbey actressRose Leslie. But who exactly IS Rose Leslie? Here are five need-to-know facts about the actress: More »
Jersey Shore’s Pauly D On His Childhood Tricycle
You know, I’ve always been under the impression that the entire cast of Jersey Shore just spawned fully formed in Seaside Heights; but apparently I was wrong, because this is a picture of Pauly D as a child on his favorite mode of transportation. More »
How to Costume Yourself as Courtney Stodden for Halloween
Each year, a variety of sexy Halloween costumes flood the market. Sexy nurse… sexy gangster… sexy Hogwarts student… the possibilities are endless. This year, though, why not do something a little different? For there is a new sexy Halloween costume on the market: Sexy Courtney Stodden! With a little bit of effort, you, too, can emulate everyone’s favorite jail bait bride.
Where to begin? Well, how about with this? More »
Scarlett Johansson Needs A Drink(ing Game)
We’ve covered the whole celebrity nude photo scandal phenomenon here before; but Scarlett Johansson has had a rough week, so we felt it was worth revisiting. Don’t worry, ScarJo. We remember that you’re important for things other than your nude photos. Besides, at least you look good in them. More »
Celebrity Hot Messes Need A Drink(ing Game)
You guys. This weekend was Charlie Sheen’s birthday. This weekend was ALSO Paz de la Huerta’s birthday. You heard me: Not one, but TWO Supreme Hot Mess Celebrities are celebrating their birthdays. Unreal! So even though the last thing these two, as well as every other celebrity hot mess out there, need are drinks, we’re going to raise a glass (or two, or three, or five) to them anyway. To the Celebrity Hot Messes of the world! Let us drink! And also play! For drinking games make the world go round! More »
AC/DC Needs A Drink(ing Game)
Why does AC/DC need a drinking game? Because they now have their own range of wines. That’s why. The Australian rockers have teamed up with equally Australia winery Warburn Estate, and between the two of them, they have created AC/DC: THE WINE. There are four varieties, all of which are (naturally) named for AC/DC songs: Back in Black Shiraz, You Shook Me All Night Long Muscato, Highway to Hell Cabernet Sauvignon, and Hells Bells Sauvignon Blanc. I can’t wait to see what it’s like asking for a glass of Highway to Hell in a restaurant. But why stop at a glass? Grab a bottle and get playing! More »
Kirsten Dunst Lands Two September Magazine Covers
And she looks lovely on both of them. Do you like your Kirsten Dunst better feminine or androgynous? Click through to decide. (Warning: contains bonus A-Skars pic!) More »
Twitter Roundup: Celebrities React To The London Riots
So, things have been fairly shitty in England these past few days. Rioting, looting, the destruction of Western civilization as we know it, etc. The people who get paid to try to make sense of such things are failing miserably. Enter the verified Twitter accounts. From Justin Bieber‘s confusion to Kim Kardashian‘s demand somebody stop them, they give a perspective on the riots that would otherwise be sorely lacking from public discourse. True philosopher kings, all of them. More »
Ali Lohan Scores Modeling Contract Based On Her ‘Chameleon-Like Beauty’
Lesser Lohan Ali (or as she’d like to be known from now on, Aliana T), has officially signed a contract with NEXT Model Management, the same agency that reps Milla Jovovich and Molly Simms. As her new twitter account proclaims, she’s now a real model. (Don’t try to follow her. It’s boring. I will let you know if it ever gets exciting.) More »
Gallery: Frances Bean Cobain’s Tattoos, Decoded
Frances Bean Cobain is only 18, but she already has quite a few tattoos. Here are some attempts at explaining some of them. More »
Have You Ever Wondered What Happened To Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress?
I know I have. And now we know the answer: It’s been taxidermied! (Is taxadermied a word? Well, if it isn’t, it is now. So there.) And what’s more, you can visit it! More »
Check Out This Indian Gum Commercial Freida Pinto Was In
She’s come a long way since her days of falling out of trees. More »
Justin Bieber Pranks Self, Reminds Us All He’s Only Seventeen
Justin Bieber recently engaged in a series of fast food related “pranks” that ended in him smearing ice cream all over himself and his car. Watch your back, Ashton Kutcher. More »
Parting Tweet: Matthew Lillard Wants To Punch Some Guy In The Face
Apparently, some guy named David Thorpe wants to travel back in time to the nineties and punch Matthew Lillard circa Hackers in the face. Them’s fightin’ words! More »