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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Season 3 Reunion: Part 2 Recap
We have finally reached the end of the season 3 Real Housewives of New Jersey saga. After watching this, I felt the urge to throw back a few Fabullinis and take a relaxing bath, thinking, “Thank God it’s over.” Yet, with all the new revelations on the reunion, I just can’t wait for season 4! More »
Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 3 Reunion: Part 1 Recap
After the most cringe-worthy season of Real Housewives of New Jersey yet, we have reached the reunion. The problem here is that when the reunion was filmed a few weeks ago, the ladies were in the midst of shooting season four. The reunion was shot shortly after the fiasco at the Posche fashion show, where, reportedly, Bravo and Teresa arranged for Melissa’s old boss to show up at the fashion show. Trouble is, he was her boss when she worked at a strip club, Lookers Gentleman’s Club (snort) as a bartender, not a dancer. More »
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 3 Episode 19 Recap
You wanna mess with Mama Manzo? Big mistake. Huge. More »
Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 3 Episode 18 Recap
Well, well, well. There was certainly something missing to this episode. I’m talking about the Dominican Republic brawl, which I aptly coined the “Prostitution Puta!” fight. I guess Bravo couldn’t legally show the fight, which involved Albie and Chris Manzo, as well as their roommate, Greg Bennett, getting detained for a few days in the DR (and, we now know, right before their big BLK water launch party!). Smooth.
A few things dawned on us in this episode; mainly, when Richie says that Teresa must have been droppped on her head one too many times as a baby. So that explains the forehead! Check out my favorite scenes from the Dominican Republic and Melissa‘s singing debut! More »
‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Season 3 Episode 17 Recap
Here we have it. Part I of the much-anticipated Dominican Republic trip. Naturally, after the angry, threatening texts between Joe Giudice and Joe Gorga, the families thought it best that they all go on vacation together. Surprisingly, things do not go so well. More »
Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 3 Episode 15 Recap
Talk about a jam-packed episode! From the Manzo boys starting their business of selling black water, to Rich’s wild birthday party, to Joe Giudice drunkenly flying through the air, the Real Housewives of New Jersey do not disappoint. Check out my favorite scenes from this week’s episode. More »
Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 3 Episode 14 Recap
Back in Jersey, Ashley is still fighting with her parents. Things come to a blow back at the Laurita home, where Ashley proclaims her plans to move to California. But we’ll talk about that later. Meanwhile, Kathy throws a “Goddess” party to showcase her delicious Middle Eastern food, and Teresa is, shockingly, late. Check out my favorite scenes from this week’s episode. More »
‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Season 3 Episode 13 Recap
We thought we would give you a break from Danielle Staub’s viewpoint (which is, of course, always fair, balanced, and non-judgmental) and give you a mega-fan’s take on things. Interestingly, the majority of the drama and the focus on this episode was the Laurita/Manzo clan, and not on the Gorga/Giudice family. More »
Crush Links Justin Bieber Accused Of Being A Spoiled Brat
- JLo and ex-husband Marc Anthony spotted together in Long Island. (Have U Heard)
- Daddy Aniston doesn’t seem to be overly impressed with Jen’s beau. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
- Kim Kardashian’s ex Reggie Bush is begging her to call off the wedding. (Hollywood Hiccups)
- Could Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone secretly be together? We think so. (Lainey Gossip)
- Robert Pattinson may be trumping Kristen Stewart’s family when it comes to seeing each other. (Have U Heard)
- Bieber a spoiled brat? No way! (He claims not to be anyways. ) (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
- Kate Middleton has been thin since being in the public eye, but she might be developing a problem. (Hollywood Hiccups)
Danielle Staub Analyzes ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Season 3 Episode 12
While it’s early August for the rest of us, it’s New Year’s Eve for the Real Housewives of New Jersey! Leading up to that night, the ladies try to work on their relationships. Jacqueline asks for her father’s advice in helping Ashley to grow up, which proves to be an arduous task. Teresa and her adorable daughters head to Melissa‘s for a play date, and while the kids run around, the grown-ups have a less-than-pleasant time. When it comes time for the annual New Year’s Eve party at the Brownstone, Caroline feels obligated to invite the Wakiles. Check out Danielle Staub‘s expert analysis on this week’s episode! More »
Danielle Staub Analyzes ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Season 3 Episode 10
On this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, we were treated to the aftermath of what happened in the previous week’s episode. Last week, we saw pot-stirrer Kim G arrive at the Gorgas’ holiday party with Monica Chacon, a lawyer involved in suing the Giudices. When Teresa displayed her discomfort over Monica’s presence at the party, Joe and Melissa asked her to leave. This week, however, we saw a family that is “as thick as thieves” order another party guest out. Check out Danielle Staub’s favorite scenes from this week. More »
Danielle Staub Analyzes ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Season 3 Episode 9
On episode nine of Real Housewives of New Jersey season three, it’s Christmas time in Jersey! The ladies prepare to celebrate the good old-fashioned way, with professional tree/house decorators and a humongous party with a step-and-repeat and real live carolers. It’s also Ashley‘s birthday, and we watch her grapple with the fact that her biological father wasn’t able to come up to celebrate. Things come to a head at Melissa and Joe‘s Christmas party, when Kim G shows up with a Giudice nemesis, Monica Chacon, who is the lawyer suing Joe Giudice. See what Danielle Staub had to say about this week’s episode. More »
Snap This: Bree Olson Shouts Out Charlie Sheen On Playboy Cover
Charlie Sheen‘s ex-girlfriend (sorry, “ex-goddess”) Bree Olson is trying to go legit – she’s quitting porn and transitioning into mainstream acting work. The first step on her reinvention tour was the cover of Playboy magazine – and, just in case you forgot who she was, she’s sporting a barely-there top with Charlie’s face on it. “He’s intelligent, he’s charismatic, he’s superfunny,” she says about Charlie. “And he’s good in bed. I mean, he’s had a lot of practice.” More »
Danielle Staub Analyzes ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Season 3 Episode 8
This is the first episode of this season’s Real Housewives of New Jersey where we saw more of the Manzo/Laurita clan than the Giudice/Gorga/(somewhat) Wakile side. We were reminded how much we love the Manzo boys, and that Lauren also exists (just kidding, we love her, too). We also remembered why we dislike Ashley. There was some other stuff about Melissa and Kathy’s careers, too. More »
You’ve Been Moustache’d!
For the past few months, images like this have been showing up in New York subway stations. This is the work of vandal/artist Moustache Man. Moustache Man is known for one tag, and one tag only: He has gone around the New York subway system, covertly scribbling the word “moustache” in a distinctively curly hand over the upper lips of people pictured in advertisements. Everyone from Cameron Diaz to Mila Jovovich has been getting the moustache treatment, and you know what? I kind of dig it. I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who gets a kick out of it, either. The tag is whimsical in a Magritte-esque, “This Is Not A Pipe” sort of way, and it’s made subway riding into a scavenger hunt (and who doesn’t love a scavenger hunt?). Perhaps more importantly, though, this is the kind of vandalism that I find hard to view as actual vandalism. Yes, technically speaking, all street art is vandalism; but that doesn’t mean it can’t be Art-with-a-capital-A at the same time. More »
Snap This: Jennifer Aniston Gets Her Hands Dirty
Just in time for the premiere of Horrible Bosses, Jennifer Aniston has put her handprints in front of Hollywood’s legendary Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. However, the more important part is that her OMGboyfriend!!1! Justin Theroux was there. More »
12 Celebrities With Red, White, and Blue Hair
Happy 4th of July weekend, everybody! Sure, you could celebrate by dressing up in a snazzy red, white, and blue outfit; but why not get a little creative about it and dress up your hair instead? Take a cue from these 12 celebs and their colorful patriotic ‘dos:
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Charlie Sheen’s Last Goddess Natalie Kenly Has Left Him
Sad news from Tigerbloodville: Charlie Sheen‘s last remaining girlfriend Natalie Kenly has left him. She followed fellow “goddess” Bree Olson, who had also appeared in Charlie’s YouTube videos and in his stage show. Now that Charlie is girlfriendless for the time being, might I suggest a perfect new goddess candidate? More »
Which Network Will Pick Up the Inevitable Courtney Stodden/Doug Hutchison Reality Show?
In the future, everyone will have a reality show for fifteen minutes. And I predict that the next marginally-famous person to get her own reality show will be Courtney Alexis Stadden, the 16 year old “aspiring country singer” and child bride of 51 year old actor Doug Hutchison. But what angle will the show take, and which network will air it? I have some theories. More »
Does Anyone Actually Want to Watch Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s Wedding on TV?
Neither Nick Lachey nor Vanessa Minnillo has a job right now, but that hasn’t stopped them from using their upcoming wedding to try and seem relevant. In the past few weeks, I’ve seen photos from their his-and-hers bridal shower and engagement party. Now, TLC has announced that they’re going to air the couple’s wedding in a one-off special tentatively titled Nick & Vanessa’s Dream Wedding. More »