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Celebrity Lookalikes: Michael Musto Takes On 2011′s Biggest Gossip Magnets
It’s that time again! Time for The Village Voice‘s Michael Musto to dress up like the year’s most notorious fameballs and mug for the camera, that is. This year, the perpetually cheeky scribe has taken on Kim Kardashian, Michele Bachmann, Charlie Sheen, and several others in a gentle satire of the year’s headlines. See all of them, after the jump. More »
Watch Jib Jab’s Annual Year-In-Review Video
Oh, what a year you were, 2011. Some notable events include Charlie Sheen‘s big meltdown, the Arnold Schwarzenegger scandal, Occupy Wall Street, the death of folks like Amy Winehouse and Steve Jobs… oh, and I got a bunch of new Twitter followers! More »
Trending Topic: Lindsay Lohan’s Next Job Will Be…
#LohansNextJob was trending on Twitter over the weekend; read the funniest tweets from former fans who rag on Lindsay Lohan for failing to turn her life around. More »
Charlie Sheen Accidentally Tweeted His Phone Number While Trying To DM Justin Bieber
There’s just so much about this story that’s hilarious: Charlie Sheen‘s cell phone crashed over the weekend because he accidentally tweeted out his digits to all 5.5 million of his followers. Apparently he was trying to send a direct message to none other than Justin Bieber, with the directive that the pop star give him a call. He tweeted: “310-954-7277 Call me bro. C” More »
Crush Links: Lady Gaga Talks Marriage Proposal
• Selena Gomez’s holiday plans. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Check out this Scarlett Johansson and Dean Martin Christmas duet. (Have U Heard)
• Beyonce shows off her baby bump. (Celebuzz)
• Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes taking a stroll in Paris. (Lainey Gossip)
• Conrad Murray’s mother begs court for mercy. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Big Bang Theory’s Simon Helberg buys Charlie Sheen’s home. (Have U Heard)
• Lady Gaga talks marriage proposal. (Celebuzz)
• Mason Disick the next Kardashian breakout star. (The Stir)
Gallery: 10 Short Celebrity Marriages More Fascinating Than Kim Kardashian’s
A lot of people are angry at Kim Kardashian for making a mockery of the institution of marriage for a chance to play princess on television for a day. I would argue that these people are overlooking the true crime committed by Ms. Kardashian: doing it in an ultra-boring way. Over the years, we’ve come to expect crazy short marriages from our celebrities; I would argue that this particular bit of tabloid culture has become an American institution to rival traditional marriage. But we do not want them to be by the books or, even worse, transparently fake. We want them to at least appear to be spontaneous, bizarre, and genuinely pathological. (No, Kim’s pathological need for fame doesn’t count.) Here are ten celebrity couples who did the short marriage thing in a better, crazier, and more entertaining fashion than Kim Kar-snooze-ian and what’s-his-name ever could. More »
Crush Links: Justin Bieber Plans A Romantic Date
• Lindsay Lohan finally lands a paying job. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Justin Bieber plans the most romantic date ever. (Have U Heard)
• Vesta Williams dead at 48. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Charlie Sheen missed on Two And A Half Men? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Joe Jonas won’t be sing any of his exes names in his songs. (Have U Heard)
• Kat Von D and Jesse James calling it quits again. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Daniel Craig releases four films in a year. (Lainey Gossip)
Reminder: Charlie Sheen Is Still An Asshole
Whether or not he was nice to Ashton Kutcher was never the issue people had with him, you see. More »
Two And A Half Men Wisely Introduced Ashton Kutcher By Hiding Him Behind A Bunch Of Guest Stars… And Then Getting Him Naked
It was always going to be awkward for Ashton Kutcher to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, but the show’s writers made sure that the transition was as smooth as possible. Mostly by cramming last night’s season 8 premiere with every guest star who’d ever appeared on the show. More »
Crush Links: Rihanna Goes Pantless
• Rihanna performing pantless. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• John Travolta has been car jacked. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• George Clooney gets married… in a commercial. (Have U Heard)
•What did you think about the new Two And A Half Men? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried rock the cover of W Magazine. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Steve-O got smacked down at the roast of Charlie Sheen. (Have U Heard)
• Not the best front cover pic of Brad Pitt. (Lainey Gossip)
Charlie Sheen And Ashton Kutcher Are Best Buddies
It’s the heartwarming tale of the century: Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher hung out backstage at The Emmys and totally didn’t come to blows. More »
Crush Links: Kardashians Aren’t A Fan Of New Brother In-Law
• The Kardashian sisters don’t like their new brother in-law. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Demi Lovato covers “How To Love”. Listen here. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher: friend or foe? (Have U Heard)
• Britney Spears flashing her goodies. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• John Mayer taking a break from music due to health issues. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Claire Danes miserable at the Emmys. (Lainey Gossip)
Crush Links:Sandra Bullock Rejected By Ryan Reynolds?
• Charlie Sheen admits to poor behavior. (Celeb DirtyLaundry)
• Leonardo DiCaprio looking gorgeous on the cover of GQ. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Sandra Bullock rejected by Ryan Reynolds? (HaveUHeard)
• Brad Pit clarifies comment about ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• The trailer for 13 has arrived. Watch it here. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Selena Gomez reveals her celeb crush. (HaveUHeard)
Celebrity Hot Messes Need A Drink(ing Game)
You guys. This weekend was Charlie Sheen’s birthday. This weekend was ALSO Paz de la Huerta’s birthday. You heard me: Not one, but TWO Supreme Hot Mess Celebrities are celebrating their birthdays. Unreal! So even though the last thing these two, as well as every other celebrity hot mess out there, need are drinks, we’re going to raise a glass (or two, or three, or five) to them anyway. To the Celebrity Hot Messes of the world! Let us drink! And also play! For drinking games make the world go round! More »
The Women We Want to See on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Comedy Central has released the first round of roasters for the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen, and while it’s an eclectic group, we’re wondering why no ladies made the first cut. Among the group, you’ve got got Mike Tyson, TMZ’s Harvey Levin joining Roast Master Seth MacFarlane. But Charlie obviously touched (literally and figuratively) a lot of women — so here are the ones we’d like to see take the stage. More »
Judy Greer’s Joining the Cast of Two and a Half Men, So Does That Mean We Have to Watch It?
Judy Greer has just signed on to join the Charlie Sheen-free cast of Two and a Half Men, where she’ll play the soon-to-be ex-wife of Ashton Kutcher’s character. I love Judy Greer? So does that mean I’m going to be tricked into watching Two and a Half Men? Damn you CBS and your casting trickery. More »
Crush Links: New ‘Breaking Dawn’ Photos Revealed
• Oops, just kidding! Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are not breaking up. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• And Jada didn’t have an affair with Marc Anthony, either. Phew — so glad that’s cleared up. (Have U Heard?)
• OMFG you guys! New photos from Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn unveiled!! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Who’s hotter, Alexander Skarsgard or Ryan Gosling? Tough call. (Lainey Gossip)
• Winning! Charlie Sheen is getting roasted…here’s a sneak peek. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• With baby number three on the way, the similarities between Ben Affleck‘s personal life and Matt Damon‘s are striking. Weird. (Lainey Gossip)
• And no, Matt Damon is not running for president. How ’bout them apples? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
Video: Charlie Sheen Catches A Faygo In Mid Air At The Gathering Of The Juggalos
Charlie Sheen is basically a walking meme at the point. A strange amalgamation of libidinous urges, Web MD diagnoses, and hilarious turns of phrase, he barely registers as a human being anymore in most people’s eyes. Which is why I knew he’d fit right in at the Gathering of the Juggalos: as endlessly maligned figures in pop culture go, they’re a match made in Internet hell. More »
Gallery: 10 Horrifying Photos from the Gathering of the Juggalos
The 12th annual Gathering of the Juggalos went down this weekend in Cave-In-Rock, Illinois, and droves of the Insane Clown Posse‘s rabid fans were on hand to pelt glass bottles at performer Charlie Sheen and generally run around looking terrifying. How terrifying? “Wouldn’t want to meet these guys in a well-lighted alley while inside an armored truck” terrifying. Check it out:
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Crushable Dream Cast: Live-Action ‘Captain Planet’
Incredible news: Cartoon Network is working with Transformers producers Don Murphy and Susan Montford to bring our generation’s favorite environmentally-conscious cartoon Captain Planet to the big-screen — in a live-action movie! This was one of those shows that you realize now was incredibly cheesy, especially because it was so educational; but when you were a little kid, summoning a superhero from five magic rings to save the environment seemed nothing short of badass.
A great thing about this live-action movie is how removed it will be from the series, which ran from 1990-1996. So even though stars like Meg Ryan, Whoopi Goldberg, and LeVar Burton voiced the characters, you can have a whole new crop of actors in this reboot. Here’s our dream cast. First off, the Planeteers and the people who make them great. More »