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Video: WWE Wrestler CM Punk Challenges Chris Brown To A Fight
WWE wrestler CM Punk has been in a twitter war with unrepentant woman abuser Chris Brown since Monday, and now he’s stepped things up with a video reiterating the fact that he wants to fight him. Will Chris Brown accept the challenge? (Spoiler alert: no, for he is a coward.) More »
Writer Offers $1000 Bounty To First Person Who Beats Up Chris Brown
Writer/comedian Kevin Seccia operates the blog How To Beat Up Anything, on which he offers helpful advice on beating up all kinds of different things (as you probably deduced). Usually, his writing is all in good fun. This week, however, he filed something a little more serious: he’s placed a $1000 bounty on the head of Chris Brown, available to the first person who beats up the singer/remorseless, violent homophobe. Seccia explains:
Chris Brown brutally assaulted and threatened to kill a woman. He does not even pretend to be sorry for that fact and shows almost no awareness of what he’s done. For this crime he got probation.
Rihanna And Chris Brown Singing About Rough Sex In The ‘Birthday Cake’ Remix Makes Us Really Uncomfortable
The lyrics of the “Birthday Cake” remix, which reference needing sex “in the worst way,” would be intimate and uncomfortable enough if they came from a couple we know to be happy. But when it’s Rihanna and Chris Brown basically announcing that they’re back together and can’t wait to get their hands on each other, we’re squirming. More »
Video: Chris Brown Takes Time Out From Being Awful To Drop A Video For ‘Turn Up The Music’
What with all the glowing publicity Chris Brown‘s been receiving these past few days, his management has decided to take advantage of all that momentum by releasing a video for his new single, “Turn Up The Music.” More »
Where Is Chris Brown’s PR Team And Why Haven’t They Revoked His Twitter Privileges?
Shortly after proving his critics right by shouting “I’ve learned nothing and there’s nothing you haters can do about it” from the rooftops, Chris Brown has taken to twitter yet again to prove us haters in the media even right-er. Clearly, his PR team is asleep at the wheel. More »
Chris Brown’s Angry Tweet About His Critics Just Proves Everything His Critics Say
While Team Breezy tries to convince themselves that Chris Brown has “served his time” and deserved his two Grammys performance, his tweet yesterday about his Grammy win just proves that he absolutely does not. It proves that he’s learned absolutely nothing during his time in Grammys exile. More »
Chris Brown’s Grammy ‘Comeback’ Makes Me Sick
When I heard Chris Brown received an invitation and an olive branch to perform at the Grammys, I was disgusted. Then when I actually saw the Grammys last night and the fact he was one of only two people to have two stage performance and he won a Grammy, I wanted to punch a hole through my wall. More »
Chris Brown’s Rep Says He And Rihanna Are Not Together
Thankfully, it was coincidence that Rihanna was at the same Hollywood club as Chris Brown on Sunday: He was there with girlfriend Karrueche Tran. More »
Celebrities Tweeting Sweet Nothings To Their Significant Others: True Love Or Slick PR Move?
When Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore stopped tweeting each other excessively lovey-dove nonsense, the world wondered what was going on with them. It wasn’t like Mr. and Mrs. Kutcher to not dominate the Twittersphere with “proof” that they were not only deeply in love, but a happily married couple. More »
Are Chris Brown And Rihanna Getting Back Together?
If so, can someone please tell them not to? More »
Rihanna and Chris Brown Might Be Expressing Their Love Through Twitter, Improperly
As someone who’s been teaching their father how to tweet, I know the proper way to call and answer through tweets is direct them @ the recipient. So Chris Brown’s tweet, “Love U more than you know.” must be directed at his six million plus followers. And Rihanna’s tweet posted not long after, “”I’ll always love u #1LOVE,” has to also be coincidental and generic. Or is it? More »
Video: What’s Up With This Weird, Star Studded Ad For Megaupload?
What do Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, P. Diddy, Alicia Keys, will.i.am and Chris Brown have in common? Lots of things, probably (nice cars, good stylists, membership in the 1%), but the weirdest thing has got to be this extended musical commerical for Megaupload. More »
Crushable Presents: Celebrity Turkey Hands!
Remember in kindergarten when you would trace your hand on a piece of construction paper and then turn it into a turkey? Reminiscing on that fun Thanksgiving tradition, we couldn’t help but imagine how various celebrities would decorate their hand-turkeys. More »
The 5 Best Celebrity Confrontations As Told By Redditors
An embarrassing run-in with the future president, a story that is the definition of schadenfreude, and one anecdote involving a deceased actor. Click through for some awesome celebrity stories from Reddit! More »
Chris Brown Pulls An Anthony Weiner On Purpose
Warning: this is not technically NSFW, but some things cannot be un-seen. More »
Rihanna Forgives Chris Brown For Beating The Crap Out Of Her, Wishes Him Well
The just-released Rihanna cover story in the November issue of Esquire contains much to be uncomfortable about. More »
Crush Links: Kate Middleton Is Putting On Weight
• Kate Middleton gains weight to get her body baby-ready. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Check out the nominations for the American Music Awards. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Kristen Stewart can’t help still feeling like Bella. (Have U Heard)
• Chris Brown is now bribing strippers. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Apprentice star, Omarosa’s brother murdered. (Have U Heard)
• Jessica Biel looking au-naturel at the airport. (Lainey Gossip)
Crush Links: Kirsten Dunst No Longer Just An American Citizen
• Kris Humphries loses wedding ring? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Taylor Swift and B.O.B rock Airplanes. (Hollywood Hiccups)
•Kirsten Dunst officially a German citizen. (Have U Heard)
•Chris Brown denies ban in UK. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Splitsville for Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez? (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Diane Kruger having a Canadian thanksgiving. (Lainey Gossip)
Google Will No Longer Guess At Your Favorite Star’s Sexual Orientation For You
About six months ago, Google started using the “Best Guess” technology, which let it give you a guesstimate answer to your search terms before you had to go through the trouble of clicking multiple results. You could use this guess function for movie release dates, weather, and more. But there’s one area where Google has decided that its powers are being used for evil: Celebrities’ sexuality. More »
