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Crush Links: Chris Brown Dodges a Bullet for Alleged Temper Tantrum

Crush Links: Chris Brown Dodges a Bullet for Alleged Temper Tantrum

ABC won’t press charges againstĀ Chris Brown for his meltdown backstage at Good Morning America – which is lucky for him, because if they did, he could face prison time. (TMZ)

In other ABC news, would you care if they cancel All My Children? (People)

Want Justin Bieber-like hair? You’ll have to shell out $220 for a hair dryer. (Us Magazine) More »

Chris Brown FINALLY apologizes to Rihanna, however, he’s still a douche

Chris Brown FINALLY apologizes to Rihanna, however, he's still a douche

Chris Brown who infamously beat the living CRUD out of then girlfriend Rihanna, is now apologizing on video for this heinous act, bascially because he’s been out of the limelight for a while and wants to get back into America’s good graces. Yeah, AS IF.

In the video below, Chris says a lot of stuff that sounds good; hopefully nobody will really take the whole “role model” thing seriously. Here’s what he said:

“Since February my attorney has advised me not… More »

Chris Brown blocked from performing at the BET Awards by Jay Z

Chris Brown blocked from performing at the BET Awards by Jay Z

Chris Brown is getting his comeuppance for his horrible assault against ex-girlfriend Rihanna. The singer was scheduled to perform at the BET Awards at which many singers gave tribute to Michael Jackson. Why didn’t he show up? Because rapper Jay Z pulled some serious rank and blacklisted him from coming, that’s why! YES!!!!!

Page Six also has Jay threatening to actually pull out of the show himself if Chris showed up – and obviously, Jay Z is a MUCH bigger pull… More »

Aw, isn’t this sweet? Chris Brown and Rihanna have recorded a romantic duet!

Aw, isn't this sweet? Chris Brown and Rihanna have recorded a romantic duet!

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What’s the first thing you want to do after you’ve been beaten to a bloody pulp by your boyfriend? Why, record a romantic duet with him, of course!

Yep, it’s true – Chris Brown, who has been charged with two felonies in the beating of Rihanna, is now finished recording a sweet little ditty with this obviously addled woman, done right after they got back together. Supposedly, it’s “sweet and sentimental” and “expresses the challenges of a… More »

Chris Brown charged with two felonies, shows up in court

Chris Brown charged with two felonies, shows up in court

Last yesterday afternoon, Chris Brown, aka “I Like to Beat Up Women and Yes, I’m a Putz” showed up in court to be charged with TWO FELONES in the assault of his girlfriend Rihanna, who, inexplicably, went back to him after being beaten to a pulp. Here’s Chris hanging his head like the dog he is:

Blech. If I wasn’t a lady, oh, the THINGS I WOULD SAY. This pimple on the butt of humanity had his arraignment postponed… More »

Rihanna was beaten AND got a death threat from Chris Brown

Rihanna was beaten AND got a death threat from Chris Brown

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New reports are in for the ongoing story of Rihanna beaten to a bloody pulp by (hopefully) ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Apparently, they were fighting in the car, and things escalated. Rihanna threw the keys out of the car, and when Chris couldn’t find them, he came back yelling “I’m going to kill you!” That’s when the violence started:
According to the source, the 20-year-old “Disturbia” singer told police that she lost consciousness, and when she awoke, Brown… More »