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Chris Crocker Befriends Courtney Stodden Via Twitter
Youtube star Chris Crocker has a thing for mildly un-hinged blondes with hater problems, so it comes as no surprise that he would want to make friends with Courtney Stodden, seen here engaged in “floor flashing,” a sluttier version of planking. More »
Video: Norwegian Chris Crocker Demands We Empathize With His Country’s Butter Shortage
As you may know, Norway is currently experiencing a tragic butter shortage that’s left many citizens wondering how they’re going to bake Christmas cookies this year. Because the jokes write themselves, many people have been making light of this issue, but a self-described “singer, celebritys [sic.], and famous bloggers [sic.]” named Tommy has taken to Youtube to tell you to cut it out. More »
30 Crazy Moments In Britney Spears’ Life In Honor Of Her 30th Birthday
So Britney Spears turned 30 today. Are we the only ones who feel ancient at this news? Hell, I remember bouncing around my room to “Oops… I Did It Again” in fourth grade. And yet it’s not too difficult to envision her as 30, since she’s lived several lifetimes thanks to her tumultuous relationships, mental/emotional instability, and ever-changing image from bubblegum pop girl to trashy hasbeen to somewhat-adjusted woman.
So much nonsense and soul-sucking sadness happened that you’d think her life was a reality show. Then she actually got a reality show. Here’s our roughly chronological journey through the high and low points of Britney’s personal life and career. More »
Are You Ready For The Chris Crocker Documentary?
Remember Chris Crocker? Of course you do. He freaked you out four years ago by posting videos that made you laugh at rather than with him, prompting you to look inside yourself and wonder when, exactly, you got evil enough to sneer at some poor, unbalanced teenager from Tennessee. But then he went away! Or, so you thought. Nope. Chris Crocker never goes away. And he never forgets either, haters. More »
Snap This: Chris Crocker Gets a Makeover
Remember Chris Crocker, aka the “Leave Britney Alone” guy? Well, you might not recognize him anymore because he got a major makeover. More »
Chris Crocker (Calmly) Tells Britney to Leave the Stage Alone
Four years after he posted a teary plea to “leave Britney alone,” YouTube celebrity Chris Crocker has turned on the performer who was responsible for his fame. What’s ironic is that his original video — where he writhed around on a bed, mascara tears streaming down his cheeks — went after the people who criticized Spears’ lifeless performance at the 2007 VMAs; his new video implores Spears herself to “leave the stage alone” after her duet with Rihanna at the Billboard music awards last weekend. More »
Celeb Tweetup: Technical Difficulties
Sometimes it feels like the whole world doesn’t understand you, despite the fact that you sold 50 million albums. And then technology turns against you too! Man and machine, both at war with you, the hero of your own life’s story! Oh also, Judd Apatow just joined Twitter. More »
5 Burning Questions About Justin Bieber’s Teen Archnemesis Kevin Kristopik
Justin Bieber‘s archnemesis Kevin Kristopik is now Internet famous. The teen hacker from Detroit supposedly hacked Justin’s friend Ryan Butler‘s Twitter to get the Biebz number. (Gawker’s Adrian Chen breaks it down in an awesome post, which contains the photo to the left, snagged from Kevin’s defunct Twitter!). So: Five Burning Questions! More »
Madonna wants everyone to “leave Britney alone”
So Madonna wants everyone to leave Britney Spears alone, apparently- and she wants everyone to “go save her” as well. Hmmm……what does this remind me of? Oh, I know!
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The “Leave Britney Alone” guy is getting his own TV show? WTF!
Internet dipshit Chris Crocker,the man/woman known for doing this video:
Will you hold my hair for me? Because I feel a puke coming on. Anyway, this emo twerp has somehow, against all the laws of nature, gotten his own TV show. Here he is talking to Young Hollywood about it:
Nice. What do you think about this waste of space getting his own show?
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Chris Crocker on the Jimmy Kimmel show
Isn’t this guy/girl’s fifteen minutes of fame up already?
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Crazy YouTube of the Day: Chris Crocker has more to say
Does this guy (and I use that term VERY loosely) EVER shut up?
Here’s him ranting about Fox News:
And if you missed it, here’s his tour de force video:
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Seth Green lampoons the crazy Britney Spears Fan
Okay, so first you’ll need to watch the Chris Crocker video in order to really get the beauty of this Seth Green parody.
All done? Okay, now watch:
Best part – when he reapplies his mascara…. More »
Not for the easily offended
Oh, Good Lord.
I believe that that last bit is an open invitation for us all to come kick his ass. … More »