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Christina Aguilera Awkwardly Doesn’t Recognize A Fellow Mouseketeer On The Voice
Watch Christina Aguilera go from politely coaching a Voice contestant to realizing (thanks to the producers, natch) that Tony Lucca is her buddy from the Mickey Mouse Club all those years ago. More »
Christina Aguilera At Etta James’ Funeral, Suffers Spray Tan Malfunction
Christina Aguilera sang “At Last” at Etta James’ funeral over the weekend, which is impressively hubristic. What’s not so impressive is that the self-tanner Aguilera slathered all over her body before the performance began to streak off when she started sweating.
Scroll to about :36 if you’d like to see the “Genie in a Bottle” songstress try to wipe it off on the sly. More »
Happy 31st Birthday Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera hasn’t had the best year, from botching the national anthem to having her weight put under the media’s microscope. Here’s a look a happier times in her career, and let’s hope she can take today to relax and enjoy some cake. More »
Crushable Presents: Every Celebrity Gets The Halloween Costume He Or She Deserves
This week, we’ve seen all manner of celebrities in Halloween costumes of their choosing. That’s all well and good, but what if they wore costumes of our choosing? That would be more fun, wouldn’t it? In an effort to visualize what that would look like, I’ve asked our resident graphics whiz Emma Charlton to Photoshop celebs into the costumes I would have them wear, were it up to me. From Kim Kardashian to Ryan Gosling, each celebrity gets the costume he or she deserves. More »
Gallery: Celebs Dressed As Sexy Municipal Workers For Halloween
Ah, the sexy municipal worker — it’s a staple of Halloween. Although sadly, the toll collector and the lunch lady is underrepresented in the costume choices of tipsy women. Indeed, cops and firefighters are the main choices in this category of costumery, which celebs happen to pre quite partial to. Here’s a gallery of famous ladies dressed as sexy do-gooders. More »
Crush Links: Snooki Claims She Wasn’t Arrested At The Shore
• Snooki denies rumors of her arrest. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries don’t appear to be newlyweds. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Ashton Kutcher speaks out on honesty and integrity? (Have U Heard)
• Unlikely that Michael Jackson killed himself. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Christina Aguilera’s weight gain transformation. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Lindsay Lohan wants to go to jail? (Have U Heard)
• George Clooney debuts his new girlfriend. (Lainey Gossip)
Kelly Osbourne Sure Is Bitter About That Time Christina Aguilera Called Her Fat
We were really excited for Kelly Osbourne when she lost almost 50 pounds during her stint on Dancing with the Stars in 2009, but now she’s using that personal success to start up an old feud with Christina Aguilera… which just makes Kelly look unattractive. More »
Arrest Made In Scarlett Johansson Phone Hacking Case
The alleged hacker’s other victims include Mila Kunis, Christina Aguilera and Jessica Alba. More »
Everyone Needs To Calm Down About Christina Aguilera’s Weight Gain
Oh no, Christina Aguilera gained ten pounds! What’s this world coming to?! More »
Hazing Week: Not All Celebrities Understand What Real Bullying Is
Bullying is an easy issue to rally against. But why do celebrities need to make it all about them? More »
Video: Cute Cats Re-Enact Britney and Madonna’s VMAs Kiss
Can you believe it’s been eight years since the 2003 VMAs where Madonna and Britney Spears shocked everyone with a big kiss while performing “Like a Virgin”? (Christina Aguilera was there, too, but no one really remembers that.) MTV is celebrating this and other iconic moments from the awards with a series of funny promos where cats recreate the VMA highlights. More »
River Phoenix Has Always Been Dead, and 8 Other Pop Culture Teachings from Beloit College’s Depressing ‘Mindset List’
Since 1998, Beloit College in Wisconsin has issued a “Mindset List” to its professors for each incoming class. It’s basically a look into the students’ minds in terms of pop culture, celebrities, and technology — its sole purpose is to ensure that professors don’t make dated references that will confuse the new freshmen. This is kind of depressing and like that M. Night Shyamalan movie The Village, right? More »
Camp Week Color War: Celebs with Pink Hair
Last week we posted a photo of Dianna Agron‘s new pink hair, and that night I had a dream that I’d dyed my own hair pink. And now I really want to do it. Should I? I bet it’d look weird. Because they’re much cooler than I am, here are some celebs who have pulled off hot pink locks. More »
New Casting Ideas for the ‘Sex and the City’ Prequel
Because Sex and the City 2 wasn’t bad enough, there are rumors going around that a new Sex and the City movie is in the works. This one will be a prequel, and among the names bandied about are the Latina Selena Gomez to play super-WASPy Charlotte and vanilla Blake Lively to play the sexually adventurous Samantha. While we’re at it, let’s just cast the whole movie, shall we? More »
Video Gallery: Celebs Who Have Botched the Anthem
O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light / What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming… What’s so difficult about that? Just in time for Independence Day, Parade Magazine is suggesting that we switch out “The Star-Spangled Banner” with “America the Beautiful” for our country’s anthem, because of all the idiots who keep messing it up.
Maybe it’s the “intricate” lyrics about a naval battle; maybe it’s the pressure linked to the honor of belting out the anthem at baseball, hockey, and football games; or maybe you can actually cross-reference “getting chosen to sing” with “lacking brain cells.” Regardless, if you’re horrified at possibly losing Francis Scott Key‘s lyrics, you can thank these guys. More »
Crush Links: Graduation Advice from Stephen Colbert
•Break out the time machine, because Lance Bass is about to make us all go back to the ’90s with a boy band competition show. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
•Britney’s back in business and taking Sacramento on by storm. (Celebuzz)
•Celebrity professors? Why not? Who wouldn’t want Suri Cruise teaching them Fashion Negotiation? (College Candy)
•Christina Aguilera’s hills are alive with the sound of music. (The Frisky)
•Stephen Colbert has some advice for this year’s Northwestern grads. (TheGloss)
Gallery: 10 Photos of Semi-Nude Pregnant Celebs in Magazine Spreads
Kim Zolciak posed pregnant in a revealing spread for Life & Style (blow-up doll, anyone?), thereby joining the ranks of many a fertile celeb before her. Yikes! No matter who the woman is, there’s always something a little weird about naked-and-pregnant photos, right? Check out our gallery and see what we mean. More »
Gallery: Celebrities Who Named Their Kids Max
Not every celebrity saddles their kid with a name like Moon Unit or Audio Science. For some reason, the name Max is perennially popular in Hollywood. Here are some of the tykes (and not-so-tykes) who have the moniker. More »
Sex on the Wire: If You Want a Long-Lasting Marriage, Have a Baby 7 Months In
Here are six factors that make you less like to divorce. (YourTango)
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson are considering eloping. (The Frisky)
Apparently, women love the uncertainty that comes with dating. (College Candy) More »
Crush Links: Jodie Foster is Mel Gibson’s #1 Fan
In a terrible PR move, Jodie Foster continues to defend Mel Gibson. Has she been living under a rock for the past decade? (Dlisted)
Apparently, Amanda Bynes is hooking up with Miley Cyrus’ ex-boyfriend. (Oh No They Didn’t!)
Check out pictures of Christina Aguilera‘s gorgeous mansion, which she shared with her ex and is now up for sale. (Jezebel) More »