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What Your Favorite Christmas Movie Says About You
We’ve rounded up 15 classic Christmas movies — Love Actually, Jingle All the Way, The Muppet Christmas Carol, and many more — and made snap judgments about the kind of person you are depending on which one is your favorite. More »
Cutegreggator: Dogs Who Are Really Reindeer
This time of the year, Spot is now Dancer, Rufus is Prancer and Fido is Dasher. (No one should ever be Vixen.) It’s so easy to turn your dog into a reindeer because all you need is a canine headband. Merry Christmas — ho ho ho and arf arf arf. More »
Norman Rockwell Stefon Is The Only Holiday Card You’ll Ever Need
New York’s hottest greeting card is… this thing right here. It’s got a Norman Rockwell painting, Bill Hader‘s Stefon, and a joke that’s rapidly running out of steam, I’m so sorry, everyone. More »
Matt Damon Gets Into The Holiday Spirit On The Today Show, Dislikes Snakes
Even with a shaved head and a ridiculous Christmas sweater, Matt Damon is adorbs. More »
Crushable Presents: The 12 Naked Days Of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Crushable gave to me, the year in naked photo scandals! From hacked phones to accidental tweets, it was quite a year for celebrity nakedness. Remember Blake Lively‘s pics? And Anthony Weiner was this year, too! Our Christmas gift to you is this collection of celeb nudes with a holiday twist. Print ‘em out and hang ‘em above the mistletoe, why don’t you? More »
Gallery: The Obamas Attend Mass, Meet Justin Bieber, Are Adorable
Damn you, Barack Obama. Just when I’m steeling my resolve to never vote for your ineffectual, conservative appeasing, barely progressive ass ever again, you come out with some more family photos turn my heart into a giant puddle of “aaaaaw.” And this time you’ve got Justin Bieber in on it. Just what exactly are you trying to pull, here?
I’m still pretty sure I’m going to vote for FDR as a write-in candidate in the upcoming presidential election, but here are the pictures. More »
Video: Justin Bieber Performs ‘Mistletoe’ On A Michael Buble Christmas
What says Christmas more than screaming girls and comedy routines? Well, a lot of things. Like candy canes and Santa Claus and church and stuff. But Justin Bieber performing “Mistletoe” on Michael Buble‘s Christmas special is what we get. More »
The Daily WTF: Watch A Mall Santa Stunt Go Horribly Wrong
If you’re a kid taking a trip to the mall to visit Santa Claus, you’re already impressed enough that you’re hanging out with Santa Claus. So Santas, take note: you don’t need to further awe them by descending from a balcony on a rope, because there are reindeer for that, and also because your beard might get stuck causing you to lose both that and your Santa hat, thereby ruining Christmas for everyone. More »
Watch In Horror As Justin Bieber And Mariah Carey Play Lovers In Their ‘All I Want For Christmas’ Video
Merry Christmas! Santa came early this year, but he’s already out of everything good, so he left you a shrug and this cover of “All I Want for Christmas” sung by Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey. In the video they play a pair of flirtatious maybe-lovers, which is an image you’ll now have to live with for the rest of your life. More »
Lady Gaga’s Barneys Workshop Sells Bejeweled Press-On Nails And Ring Pops
The following is a guest post from our friends at Luckymag.com.
Readers, if you haven’t yet been to check out the recently-opened Gaga’s Workshop at Barneys New York, now’s the time. With its larger-than-life art installations, chic sweets, and jaw-dropping jewelry, the pop-up’s a definite holiday-season highlight here in NYC. More »
The Daily WTF: Santa Claus Gun Club
Want something more exciting that your standard mall photo of little Timmy sitting on Santa’s lap? Then head on over to Scottsdale, Arizona and join the gun club. The club offers photos with Saint Nick with posed holding any of their firearms. Machine gun, please! More »
Sex On The Wire: What To Buy Your Boyfriend
Maxim has ridiculous suggestions when it comes to Christmas. (College Candy)
Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler engaged again? (Betty Confidential)
How to share your bed with your bf at the rents house. (The Frisky)
What is your secret type? (College Crush)
What to get your bf over the holidays. (YourTango)
The secret to have a great orgasm. (The Stir)
Guilt-free flirting. (Divine Caroline)
A Very Harold And Kumar Xmas 3D Is A Huge Waste Of Greenery
The other night, I attended a press screening of A Very Harold And Kumar Xmas 3D and found that there is, in fact, a limit to what I am able to laugh at when stoned. More »
Justin Bieber And Mariah Carey Ruined My Favorite Christmas Song
All I want for Christmas is for Justin Bieber to step off of Mariah Carey‘s hit holiday song! More »
Does Ali Lohan’s Name Change Mean She Can’t Sing ‘Lohan Holiday’ Anymore?
As Michael Lohan continues to be a ridiculous douche, ex-wife Dina Lohan announced that she and daughter Ali Lohan will be changing their last names to Sullivan (Dina’s maiden name), while Lindsay Lohan will just be Lindsay. However, Ali recorded a Christmas song called “Lohan Holiday” a couple of years ago, so will she have to change the lyrics? Or will she just not sing it anymore? More »
‘Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade’ Movie in the Works–What’s Next, ‘St. Patrick’s Day’?
Blame Love Actually for making an epic, starstudded romantic comedy all about Christmas. Or blame American film studios, who have to copy everything that the UK does in the hopes of making a dime. The latter, with Garry Marshall as director, were responsible for 2010′s lukewarm Valentine’s Day, as well as its groan-inducing “sequel” New Year’s Eve, currently filming in New York City. Now movie producers are circling the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade as the subject of the next holiday-centric movie. More »
Video: All These Kids Got Puppies For Christmas!
It’s a day-after-Christmas round-up of the highest order: All these kids got puppies for Christmas! And they’re so totally excited! Based on the sheer volume of ecstatic kids, we suspect Santa may be running a puppy mill over there in the North Pole.
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Christmas Video Watching: SNL Sketches From Christmases Past
Merry Christmas! We hope you got everything you wanted. We also hope your family isn’t driving you too crazy, but if they are we understand. Need a couple minutes to regroup? Escape with our video gallery of SNL sketches from past holiday seasons. More »
Video: Santa Arrests Sicilian Mobster
The latest Sicilian hero? A man dressed as Santa who stopped a mobster from making a cash drop to a mob family named, incredibly, Santapaola. Santa, you’re so gangsta!
Leave the gun, take the milk and cookies. More »
Check out the Family Center’s Holiday Gift Drive – Using an Amazon wishlist. Toys and books galore. We just ordered some kid Jay-Z’s Decoded. (The Family Center)
