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The Daily WTF: Russia Sells Cigarettes to Teenage Girls

The Daily WTF: Russia Sells Cigarettes to Teenage Girls

Cigarettes, they’re just like candy! They’re sweet and delicious and not carcinogenic at all. Pick up a pack today and share it with your friends. Your little sister likes lollipops, perhaps she’ll enjoy a cigarette as well. You should probably go see about that now. Just don’t spoil your suppers.
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Video: Beer Baby Beats Cigarette Baby, GO USA!!!

Video: Beer Baby Beats Cigarette Baby, GO USA!!!

While that video of an Indonesian baby smoking a cigarette made most of us (Kim Kardashian included!) cringe, for some parents here in America it signaled a chance to one-up those stupid 3rd world infants. Go Team USA!

That’s really the only logical reason for why someone would upload a video of a toddler drinking beer at a Phillies game this weekend, right? I’m glad that movie Idiocracy has basically predicted our future at this point.

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Britney Spears in Bikini

Britney Spears in Bikini

Looks like this pink bikini is Britney Spears’ bikini of choice when hanging out in the back yard. Britney in bikini came out, and smoked a cigarette with her “smoking buddy” SPF (naked), she then headed back in and put up a short black wig, and lastly took the black one off for the blonde extension.

But what I really want to know is where is this photog sitting? is he in the tree?

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