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Yay! Second crackhead wedding scheduled for Amy Winehouse
I better get my hanky ready, because mah little crackhead lambie pie Amy Winehouse is set to marry BLAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKE again. OH HAPPY DAY.
According to various crackhead sources, the wedding will be held next month at Amy’s St. Lucia home, otherwise known as Smack Central. The happy couple is just waiting for Blake to finish his court ordered drug rehab program and be “cleared to leave the country.” How romantic is that? Clear his court-ordered drug rehab program and get… More »
Bradley Cooper’s Naked Ass. You’re Welcome.
Well, it’s not exactly the way I planned to see Bradley Cooper’s naked ass, but I’ll take it! Here’s the Coop leaving girlfriend Renee Zellweger’s home packing his dog up in a crate, flashing some wacky crack.
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Attention: Britney Spears is no longer crazy
Hey, yalls! It’s Britney Spears! Merry ChrismaKwanzHoliukah to yalls!
If you really want to know the secret to self-fulfillment, then you’re going to want to chat with BritBrit, because yall? SHE HAS FOUND IT. Here’s what she had to say:
“I’m learning to take better care of myself and not get stressed or down about things for nothing. I’m taking my time these days and not letting myself get under any pressure other than to just feel happy about myself and to… More »
They tried to make Steven Tyler go to rehab and he said no, no, no. I mean, he said yes. Yes.
Guess what Steven Tyler is getting for Christmas? A trip to rehab!
Yep, he’s got ten years of prescription medication addiction to deal with, so he’ll probably be in there for a while. Of course, his spokesperson had the requisite “we’re so proud of his courage blah blah blah”, and so did his daughter Liv Tyler.
If you ask me, Steven’s getting like the BEST PRESENT EVAH, because guess where HE’S going to be on Christmas? Sitting in a… More »
Chris Brown mad at Oprah for not giving him equal air time
Oh, brother. Chris Brown just needs to STOP ALREADY!!
In addition to getting upset about the fact that people just won’t forget that he beat the living sh*t out of girlfriend Rihanna last year, now Chrissie poo is mad that Oprah didn’t give him a chance to tell his side of the story! Here’s what he had to say to BET:
“I didn’t get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in… More »
New book claims that Andre Agassi was a meth user
What? Mah boo Andre Agassi, a tweaker?
Well, according to a confirmed source, a new book coming out in excerpts in Sports Illustrated details the tennis star’s use of meth in 1997. Well, shoot – 1997? Seriously? We’re getting upset about this?
The bomb dropped when a SI employee Tweeted this (he later deleted it):
@richarddeitsch: Book excerpt from Andre Agassi in the forthcoming SI: He admits to taking crystal meth during his career.
Meth, pot, probably a bit of Crystal Drano…..who cares?… More »
Stop the insanity! Jon Gosselin getting on another reality show?
Enough already! Put this dingbat in his natural environment: in an apron making me some tasty cheese fries!
Apparently Jon Gosselin, father of the year and eternal teen wannabe, is making the rounds of the reality show powers that be to pitch himself as the Great White Hope. Oh, how much you have deluded yourself, Jon. Please just stop, it’s embarrassing now.
I really just don’t know what to say about this guy, other than Kate definitely got the better end… More »
Joyce DeWitt of Three’s Company snags a DUI
Seems that Three’s Company for Joyce DeWitt includes her car, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and herself! The 70′s sitcom star was pulled over for drunken driving in Southern California; she apparently was “driving erratically” and failed a field sobriety test, went to jail and got out like 15 minutes later.
Now here’s the thing: as a really klutzy person myself, I probably wouldn’t pass a field sobriety test, to be quite honest. Seriously, I fall over just standing in… More »
Jonathan Rhys Meyers drunk and belligerent at a French airport
Ay yi yi! Actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested at a French airport after being publicly drunk and fighting an airport employee. Here’s how it went down: Meyers was at a bar, and he was visibly drunk, so the bartender refused to serve him any more. Meyers didn’t like this, so started yelling at the bar manager. When another employee tried to intervene, Meyers started swinging!
French police handcuffed Mr. Drinky and put him in a lockdown for a few hours… More »
Lindsay Lohan has a meltdown in a London club
So at this point, I think we can all agree that Lindsay Lohan is pretty much washed up. She has no career, nothing on the burner, no love life, really, absolutely nothing going on. But she DOES have time to go to clubs and curl up in a fetal position on the floor, muttering. Uh huh! Good times!
According to an article in the Mirror, Lindsay showed up at the Cuckoo nightclub (ah, sweet irony) and basically spent the night muttering… More »
Paula Abdul says she’s never been drunk or on drugs – wait, what?
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Oh, that Paula Abdul, she so crazy! And obviously addled from all the druggy-poos, because she’s now saying that she’s never been stoned on the Happy Pills or drunk from Jesus Juice. Listen to what she had to say:
“I’ve never been addicted to any prescription drugs. I’ve never been drunk. I’ve worked my whole life,” Abdul told “Nightline” in an exclusive interview. Despite undergoing 15 surgeries since a neck injury in 1992, Abdul said she has… More »
Snoop Dogg tokes up on a live Internet show
So we all know by now that Snoop Dogg is a major pothead, right? He’s in love with the ganja, and so far it’s really worked out for him: he’s a millionaire, he’s been busted multiple times for various fun little felonies, and he’s a millionaire. Did I mention he’s a millionaire? Anyway, Snoop decided to bust out the pipe on his live show the other day, here’s the video:
I don’t know, but maybe, JUST maybe, it’s not such a… More »
Britney Spears decides to ditch her concert becuase of smoke
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In a concert this week for part of Britney Spears’ “Circus” tour in Vancouver, some of those naughty Canadians were smoking WEED. The Mary Jane! The Marijuana! The WACKY TOBACKKY!
Yes, it’s true, and apparently these happy potheads were generating so much smoke that Miss Thang actually walked off the stage and said a few choice words. She came back a HALF HOUR later, performed a couple of songs, and left again flipping everyone off. Yeah,… More »
George Michael arrested in public restrooms for drugs – AGAIN
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Reports say the multi-millionaire singer was arrested after a tip-off from a suspicious toilet attendant after he was seen loitering in underground loos in London’s Hampstead Heath on Friday.
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Oldie but a goodie: Ashlee Simpson drunk
Here’s an older (only like a year ago!) video of Ashlee Simpson drunk off her booty at a McDonald’s. You’d have to get me drunk to eat at McDonald’s, so I’m feeling her pain.
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Ryan O’Neal and son Redmond busted for drugs!
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(320,443,110681,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()While conducting a routine search in accordance with son Redmond’s probationary terms, police found a BONANZA of drugs at the Ryan O’Neal home, including meth. Meth! A couple of tweakers! Who knew? Well, nothing bonds a family more than doing drugs together.
Anyway, they were both released after ponying up bail money and will probably be charged with felony possession of drugs. Good times, baby. What does Farrah think of this?
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“Drugs. Again. Doesn’t… More »
Amy Winehouse looking like death warmed over
Here’s pics of Amy Winehouse from last night’s romp through a series of bars. Looking good, Amy. Looking REAL GOOD.
Anyone want to take bets on how long she’s going to last?
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Does Amy Winehouse have brain damage? Most likely
According to doctors, Amy Winehouse most likely has suffered some sort of brain damage from her two overdoses as well as her habitual drug use.
Here’s more:
She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a s***load of pot to to suffer that severe reaction.
‘It is thought she had been smoking it for 36 hours.
‘Amy’s fits were as bad as the convulsions she had during her overdose in August last… More »
Amy Winehouse is truly out of control
Here’s a video – mind you, not the only one I’ve seen of her doing this exact same thing in other places at other times – of Amy Winehouse snorting cocaine off a CD case. Disgusting.
If she keeps it up, she’ll be dead before she turns 30, or have severe brain damage. What an idiot.
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Helen Mirren loved coke back in the day
Helen Mirren, who is absolutely one of my favorite actresses and pretty much should get an Oscar or some kind of award for every movie she’s ever been in, has admitted that she “dabbled” in a smidgen or two of cocaine in her younger years. You know, just at parties.
Seriously, I must be at the wrong parties, because I never see anything exciting like cocaine. The closest I’ve ever gotten to seeing some white powder at a party… More »