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Amy Winehouse caught with white powder in her nose AGAIN
Image details: Amy Winehouse at the Monarch London served by picapp.comThis is just getting stupid. The girl’s got a lot of talent, but I’m beginning to wish she had never been discovered, honestly, because all this constant drug stuff is just boring. See Amy there? Looking madly stoned/buzzed/drunk? About ten minutes later she walked out and was photographed with white powder up her nose. I don’t think that’s some kind of cold medicine, unless cocaine has some kind of medicinal… More »
Amy Winehouse smokes in the face of emphysema
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So Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed with early stages of emphysema. She was released from the hospital yesterday, with strict orders from the doctors to – you guessed it – STOP FREAKING SMOKING, YOU DUMB CRACKHEAD.
And what does she do? Why, she ambled healthfully across the street to buy herself a smoothie made of wheat grass, apricots, and soy millk. Ha ha, got you! No, she just lit up… More »
Amy Winehouse has emphysema!
Good morning, you lovely Snarkarknos! How are you this fine Monday morning – getting ready for a fun week of workaday? Yeah, right. Well, let’s get started with some gossip.
Apparently, Amy Winehouse has done got herself emphysema. What? You mean you can’t smoke week and the wacky cracky for 24 hours a day, knock back the alcohol, and generally abuse yourself without suffering any consequences at all? REALLY? Wow. Note to self: maybe you’d better cut back on the Drano… More »
Amy Winehouse rushed to hospital
Hi there you lovely Snarkarinos! Well, nothing starts out the week out right like a dose of CrackaLackin – and that’s what Amy Winehouse is serving up this morning, after being rushed to the hospital after a round of fainting. “Fainting” being shorthand for “smoked too much of the wacky tobaccky”, although in Amy’s case I wouldn’t put it past her to just grab anything handy (Drano, toothpaste, Cheetos, the cat) and try to snort it. Girl is seriously… More »
Billy Bob Thornton is living in a fantasy world
It’s official: Billy Bob Thornton has done lost his everlovin’ mind.
Listen to what he had to say yesterday about former wife Angelina Jolie:
“She’s just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.” Thornton added that they all come back, but he’s not… More »
Tatum O’Neal busted for cocaine!
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Nothing says “I’m now completely washed up” then a former child star Oscar winner being caught with a whole mess of drugs. Tatum O’Neal, best known for her role in…..what? John McEnroe’s former flame? was caught with – get this – two bags of cocaine. Bad Tatum! Bad!
She was released and is going to be sent to rehab (no kidding, right?). She should have listened to Whitney’s… More »
Kirsten Dunst talks about her time in rehab
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Kirsten Drunkst, I mean, DUNST, is speaking out about her time in rehab. Here’s what she has to say:
“I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself,” Dunst, 26, tells E! Online. “I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too.”
She goes on to say that she was getting treated for DEPRESSION, not… More »
Is there an Angelina Jolie heroin tape?
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Rumors are flyin’ that soon to be mother of six (and my secret bestest friend) Angelina Jolie has a tape floating around that shows her shooting up heroin. This would be from a million years ago, in her wilder days, before Gia got her famous. I mean, GOSH. Wouldn’t it be shocking that we knew Angelina Jolie used to take drugs? Because you know, it’s not like she hasn’t told… More »
Amy Winehouse’s Blake Incarcarated sold sexy pictures of her for drugs in prison
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So the more I hear about this Blake Fielder-Civil person, the husband of Amy Winehouse, I less I like. Turns out that he is selling sexy pictures of his wife Amy in prison in order to score illicit hooch. Tell me: wouldn’t this give you some kind of pause that maybe, JUST maybe, this guy didn’t have your best interests in mind? Hopefully Amy will dump his skanky ass and… More »
There’s a new Tom Cruise marijuana, just for all the hip cats
Just what every crazy Scientologist needs: a brand of pot named after them. Apparently, there’s a new strain of medical marijuana named “Tom Cruise Purple” that makes you see things that aren’t actually, uh, THERE. If it’s named for Tommy Boy, shouldn’t it make you jump up and down on couches, marry robotic Amazons, star in Nazi movies, and make long speeches about L.Ron Hubbard? … More »
Bobby Brown says that Whitney Houston drove him to drug abuse
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“I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice,” Brown writes… More »
Roberto Cavalli wants Amy Winehouse as his new muse….or something like that
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Mary Ann likes her Mary Jane!
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Pass the Pepto with a nice hefty slice of gossip
Okay. I’m going to give probably way TMI here, but I’ll spare you the really gory details. Last night, I ate orange chicken from a place that rhymes with Manda Rexpress. Also some fried shrimp thingies. However, I’ve only been feeding my body fruits, veggies, whole grains, and good stuff for a while now, so guess what? IT TURNED ON ME WITH A VENGEANCE. Let’s just say that at 2 AM you can find some really freaky television, including that… More »
Kirsten Dunst is in rehab
I’m telling you, Rehab is the New Black. It’s like, the COOLEST. I would go to rehab myself, except I don’t really have an addictive habit. Well, other than watching American Idol, and I don’t think that counts. Does it?
Anyway, Kirsten Dunst is in rehab, poor little lamb:
Kirsten Dunst has checked herself into Cirque Lodge in Utah, Star has learned exclusively.
Spider-Man’s Mary Jane made the decision to follow in the footsteps of Cirque patients such as Lindsay Lohan and… More »
Britney Spears manager is accused of DRUGGING her!
Unfortunately, I think this is probably the LEAST of her problems, don’t you?
A restraining order aimed at Britney Spears’ sometimes manager Sam Lutfi alleges that he took over her life and finances, drugged her and controlled the paparazzi who pursued her for months.
The order, based on a lengthy declaration from Spears’ mother, Lynne, says that Spears met Lutfi in October 2007 and “Mr. Lutfi has essentially moved into Britney’s home and has purported to take control of her… More »
Eva Mendes is in rehab
Wow, what IS IT lately with celebrities? News just broke that actress Eva Mendes is in rehab:
We’re told the “Ghost Rider” star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country.
Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks. – source
Well, I wish her the best. It’s just astonishing to me how many celebs’ lives are so completely screwed up lately…. More »
Amy Winehouse filmed snorting crack and cocaine
WOW. She has completely lost it.
WILD AMY WINEHOUSE was filmed blitzed out of her skull and struggling to talk after sucking in crack fumes from a glass pipe.
The tormented singing sensation took hit after hit of the deadly drug after a 19-minute binge in which she snorted powdered ECSTASY and COCAINE.
You can watch the video of her doing all this stuff here. Here’s more:
And she admitted she had just popped six VALIUM pills to “bring myself down”.
Amy’s spiral… More »
Yay! Tara Reid is back to her old ways!
It warms my heart to see perpetually sloshed Tara Reid back to her old ways, staggering down the street, half-comatose on a cocktail of Tequila and Vicodin, held up by the kindness of a passing stranger who oh so subtly is brushing her booby in this picture (yes, we can see you doing it. KNOCK IT OFF.).
It’s also quite easy to imagine the next five minutes between these two, as he pours her into a cab and asks her… More »
Britney Spears on suicide watch at Cedars Sinai after custody dispute!!!
BREAKING!!!!!! Britney Spears is on suicide watch at Cedars Sinai after a custody dispute last night. Here’s the latest:
An insider at L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center tells Usmagazine.com that nobody wanted to be Britney Spears’ monitor last night.
Spears was rushed to the hospital around 11 p.m. and was designated a “special needs” patient, meaning “they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide,” the source says. (See her being wheeled on a stretcher here.)
With “special needs” patients, the hospital source said,… More »
