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Does Courteney Cox’s Sex-Free Year Make Her A Virgin Again?
Courteney Cox went on freestyle relationship expert Howard Stern‘s show and bravely revealed that she hasn’t had sex since her divorce from David Arquette. More »
The AVN Awards’ ‘Best Celebrity Sex Tape’ Nominees Include Questionable Celebs Like Tila Tequila And Brittney Jones
The AVN Awards‘ list for “Best Celebrity Sex Tape” includes Tila Tequila, who maybe counts, but not Brittney Jones and Jasmine Waltz! Why didn’t we see a real celebrity-turned-porn-star, like Montana Fishburne or Carrie Prejean? More »
Crush Links: Robert Pattinson Talks ‘Breaking Dawn’ Love Scenes
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie being sued. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• David Arquette and Courtney Cox won’t be reconciling. (Have U Heard)
• Sienna Miller International Medical Corps Annual Awards in Beverly Hills. (Lainey Gossip)
• Rosie Huntington Whiteley prefers shoes over lingerie. (Have U Heard)
• Robert Pattinson talks about Breaking Dawn love scenes. (Celebuzz)
• What Lindsay Lohan’s latest fashion reveals. (The Stir)
Kristin Cavallari Wears a Tutu, Is Already Taking Her Dancing with the Stars Gig Really Seriously
Even at a party announcing the new cast of Dancing with the Stars season 13, newly-minted contestant Kristin Cavallari was training: Why else would she be wearing a pink tutu that looks like something she nabbed from the Black Swan costume closet? More »
Kate Winslet and 12 Other Celebrities Who Escaped Blazing House/Car/Hotel Fires
Another sign that Kim Kardashian‘s wedding is signaling the apocalypse: Early this morning, a tropical storm sparked a fire at Richard Branson‘s Caribbean mansion, where 16 guests were staying. Everyone managed to escape before the house burned down entirely; interestingly, the only celebrity mentioned by name was Kate Winslet, who was there with boyfriend Louis Dowler and her two kids.
The thing is, this isn’t unusual at all! We can’t tell you how many times we’ve seen the headline “[Celebrity] Escapes Fire” — so here’s a round-up of all the actors, singers, and reality stars who’ve made it through the inferno to live another day. More »
Crush Links: Does this Mean that ‘The Hills’ Was Fake?!
Whaaat?! Audrina Patridge alleges that Lauren Conrad and Justin Bobby hooked up off camera! (Oh No They Didn’t!)
Jodie Sweetin, who played Stephanie Tanner on Full House, now prefers mommyhood to meth. (Perez Hilton)
Marilyn Manson and Lindsay Lohan might star in a movie together about Charles Manson; Marilyn would play Charles’ right-hand man, Tex Watson, and Lindsay would play Sharon Tate. (TMZ) More »
Crush Links: Joan Rivers is No ‘Real Housewives’ Fan
Joan Rivers says the Real Housewives of New York City doesn’t represent New York accurately. Heresy! (Perez Hilton)
David Arquette said, quite simply, of Courteney, that he “tried to fuck her and she doesn’t even want” him. Yeah… that comment will really make you enticing to her. (Dlisted)
Catherine Zeta-Jones entered a treatment facility for bipolar disorder. (People) More »
Crush Links: A Final Farewell to Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor literally wanted to be late to her own funeral. (Jezebel)
Watch Whoopie Goldberg making her Oscars speech while completely stoned. (Dlisted)
Scott Disick is trying to become more likeable. Good luck, pal. (Perez Hilton)
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Sex on the Wire: Monica Isn’t Ready to Leave Her Chandler
Courtney Cox hasn’t decided whether or not to divorce David Arquette. (Us Magazine)
Do you think premarital counseling should be mandatory? (YourTango)
One man wrote a book called What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex. Spoiler alert: it’s filled with 200 blank pages. (Bro Bible)
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Crush Links: Charlie Sheen And Daid Arquette High Five On Their Way In/Out Of Rehab
David Arquette has left rehab…. (People)
Just as Charlie Sheen heads into rehab for three months. (TMZ)
Meanwhile, Sheen has reportedly spent $500K on drugs and hookers in the last six months. (Radar)
…Which gave Chevy Chase a reason to assert his relevance. Update: Chevy Chase is still not relevant. (TMZ)
Speaking of rehab, Demi Lovato is out of hers. And now there are pics to prove it. (celebuzz) More »
David Arquette’s Weird Attempts To Get Courteney Cox Back Include Rehab
Surprise! We mentioned a few days ago that David Arquette‘s meltdown had achieved Oompa Loompa level. And now he’s in rehab.
If there were a scale of things that surprised us, this would rank right below the fact it is cold in January. However, David has thrown a bit of a curve ball into the works. He is apparently going to rehab in efforts to win wife Courteney Cox back. Um… good effort, but maybe a little late on that one, Dave? More »
New Year’s Resolutions Motivation: Avoid David Arquette’s Oompa Loompa Breakdown
New Year’s resolutions can be hard to keep. Drink less? Smoke less? Eat less? It’s hard to know when you’re engaged in a little healthy cheating and just falling into a black hole. But here’s a little something to keep you motivated as 2011 progresses. Whatever you do, chances are you’re going to want to avoid following David Arquette into the world of the oompa loompa bachelor. More »
Crushable Quotable: David Arquette Wants A Barrymore Baby
David Arquette is in a bit of a tailspin since his split from wife Courtney Cox. And continuing to go on Howard Stern is not HELPING. This week, he told Stern that he wants to get started with some Hollywood royalty inbreeding. Why does that sound like a good idea? Because he and Drew Barrymore would make totally awesome babies! Um…
“I know she is with Justin Long and everything, but how cool would an Arquette-Barrymore child be?… From a pure breeding standpoint.”
Courtney Cox is Laughing Her Ass Of Right Now – Ever wanted to see the failed David Arquette pilot, D.I.R.T.? Of course you did, it involves the Scream 4 actor dressed as a giant squirrel. (Vulture)
Crushable Quotable: David Arquette Is Mr. Fun Times, Chills With Oompa-Loompas
What is it about David Arquette that just seems to ooze desperation? I’ll admit, I had a weird sort of crush on him when he was the doofy Deputy Andy in Scream, but then came those string of AT&T commercials, and that weird movie where he was a Spanish wrestler? Oh, wasn’t there also a movie that was like a second-rate Arachnophobia? Basically, being married to Courtney Cox was the only thing keeping David from teetering over the edge of clown-town to join his pals Carrot Top and Andy Dick. More »
Sex On The Wire: Don’t Tell The Internet Justin Bieber Gives You Boners
• Harry Potter tools that can help with dating. Invisibility cloak! (YourTango)
• Oh good: the teacher who started dating one of her students in Texas is now pregnant. Does that mean she won’t get the death penalty. (ABC News)
• Hey Facebook users, do NOT click any links saying Justin Bieber Gets A Boner, as it is an outside app that will probably enroll you in NAMBLA. (Buzzfeed) More »
Video: Scream 4 Trailer Posts Weird-Looking Rory Culkin
When I was 13, I had a Scream 2 poster above my bed. Why Scream 2 and not the original? God knows. I also had the soundtrack, which most notably featured David Arquette screaming a cover of “I Think I Love You” but for some reason Wikipedia is no saying that was Less Than Jake singing? I swear to god David Arquette was on the soundtrack. ANYWHOOZLE: Scream 4 trailer! More »
Courteney Cox isn’t divorcing David Arquette - “I don’t know what will happen, but this is not like we’re getting divorced. This is a separation and I think that takes a lot of courage.” We’re sure all the media attention is helping matters plenty. (Celebuzz)
Crushable Quotable: Don’t Ask Patricia Arquette About Courteney Cox
Patricia Arquette accompanied her brother David to the Onexone Gala in New York City this week, and apparently she does not share her brother’s penchant for oversharing. David was more than happy to tell Howard Stern all the gritty details of his divorce from Courteney Cox, but when reporters asked Patricia about the split, she threw a temper tantrum. Apparently, asking about her brother’s love life is like asking if she masturbates. It sounds like the Arquettes have some family ish when it comes to marital matters.
According to US Weekly, this was Patricia’s response to questions about the divorce:
“How are you doing? How is your kid doing? Have you ever had anything happen in your life? What’s the worst thing that you’ve ever had happen to you? Do you ever masturbate? Have you ever had an abortion? I mean, can you imagine these kind of questions? Can you imagine? Can you imagine? It’s not alright! It’s not alright!”
Video: Scream 4 Teaser Almost Promises Neve Campbell’s Death
Last night at Spike TV’s Scream Awards, I’m pretty sure True Blood won everything. But maybe that’s because I only follow fictional characters of the HBO show on my Twitter account (sometimes they tweet back!). But between Alan Ball winning some award and Eric Skarsgard winning another, Wes Craven hopped on stage with a recently divorced David Arquette, Neve Campbell, and some blond chick that may or may not have been Emma Roberts to premiere the first trailer from Scream 4. More »