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Dear Michael Fassbender: We Get That You Have A Penis And It’s Spectacular
In case you haven’t heard Michael Fassbender is a man. As biology and anatomy classes have taught us, this means he has a penis. Women have vaginas, men have penises and then there are eunuchs; Fassbender is not a eunuch. More »
Important News: Robert Pattinson Has Shaved That Awful Beard
Hey look, everyone’s favorite shiny vampire has finally shaved his bushy beard. Now Robert Pattinson is back to being the handsome dreamboat that launched a thousand teenage squeals instead of that guy you’d call homeland security on if you saw him sleeping in a Greyhound station. And guess what? He has teeth! Compare: More »
Video: Melissa McCarthy Charms On Letterman
Last night, ascendant comedic actress Melissa McCarthy stopped by The Late Show With David Letterman armed with anecdotes and chutzpah to spare. More »
Crush Links: Surprising Celebrity Gets Spanked In Rihanna’s New Music Video
Malcolm is in the middle… of a crazy story involving beating his girlfriend and putting a gun to his own head. (Crazy Days and Nights)
For some reason, Perez Hilton appears in Rihanna‘s music video for “S&M” … and gets spanked in the video. See for yourself. (The Frisky)
Liam Neeson discusses grieving over the sudden death of his late wife, Natasha Richardson. (Oh No They Didn’t!)
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin is Back! – Guess when things are starting to look grim for the Democrats in 2012, it’s time to bring out the big guns for Letterman. Did ya’ know that Tina Fey single-handidly won the election for Barack Obama because of her ability to mock Palin’s accent? (via Comedy Central Insider)
SmokeStik Has A Profitable Friend In Katherine Heigl
Note to PRs: If your product has health benefits, send it to actresses trying to revive their images. That’s what happened with Katherine Heigl and the SmokeStik. Someone at the electronic cigarette company has a friend in common with Heigl, and sent her a prototype of their product. Shortly thereafter she could be seen promoting SmokeStik all over the place – even getting David Letterman to take a puff on The Late Show.
Bill Marangos, CEO of SmokeStik, tells Crushable that Heigl and his company have a “common friend.” Well, Marangos ought to be buying that friend some nice presents right now. More »
Comedy Central’s ‘Night of Too Many Stars’: 6 Parts (Probably) Too Controversial to Air
Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Benefit for Autism Education, hosted by Jon Stewart. We got some awesome quotes from celebs on the red carpet (including Lewis Black, John Oliver, Jim Gaffigan, Tracy Morgan, Olivia Munn, Ricky Gervais, and Tay Zonday) and then got to watch a live screening of the show that will be shown on Comedy Central on October 21st at 9 p.m. Watching a 3-hour special that will probably be edited down to an hour, we definitely were shown some stuff that is not going to make it to the episode but were friggin’ amazing. Here are our top 6 favorite moments from the show you probably won’t see. More »
Crush Links: James Franco Let Down By ‘Twilight’ Sex
• James Franco was “let down” by the Twilight sex scenes in the book. Soooo straight, that one. (PopSugar)
• The Office is starting tonight, and whether or not this will be the last season is still up in the air. One thing guaranteed? Amy Ryan will be coming back by December. (Entertainment Weekly)
• iCarly star Miranda Cosgrove is making a cameo appearance on The Good Wife. (Wonderwall)
• American Idol‘s panel is now Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler, alongside Randy Jackson. Fun! (Betty Confidential)
• Lindsay Lohan‘s got a new friend in Jesus, according to her father, and this new (kinda hot) televangical preacher. (TMZ)
• The Inception video game is going to take us to as-yet-unexplored dream states. (Nerve)
• Joaquin Phoenix “apologized” to David Letterman and his audience for fooling them with his I’m Still Here antics. But uh, Letterman was in on it? Sooo…(RadarOnline) More »
David Letterman in on the Joaquin Phoenix hoax – Was Letterman in on the JP ruse the whole time? A Late Show writer is claiming the TV host knew about Joaquin’s joke before his now infamous interview — and was eager to play along. Lame! (via Popeater)
Gallery: Ellen DeGeneres’s Crazy Week
A Broadway debut? Tennis at the U.S. Open? Strolling around New York while changing outfits? Ellen DeGeneres sure had one insane week. The talk show host made a guest appearance in the Broadway show Promises, Promises yesterday, where played a nurse alongside Kristin Chenoweth and Sean Hayes. Earlier in the day, Ellen took tennis practice against superstar player Melanie Oudin on the U.S. Open courts. Slow down, Ellen! The woman really is a Jill of all trades.
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Crush Links: After Decade Hiatus, Jim Carrey Back To Being Jim Carrey
• Jim Carrey has been acting crazy since his split with Jenny McCarthy. Well, crazier. (IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay)
• Meet Eugene Lavergne, the lawyer who filed 3 separate lawsuits trying to bring down the Jersey Shore cast. Boo! (ABC)
• Right on the heels of learning how desperate Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudice is, she’s announced that Bravo needs to either double her salary or she’ll quit the show. (TMZ)
• Lady Gaga tweeted this picture of a funny sign and then got in trouble with Canada. (Perez Hilton)
• Jeff Miranda says that he’s blocked from seeing Snooki. (Radar)
• Michael Douglas talks to David Letterman about being diagnosed with cancer. (Pop Candy)
• Bristol Palin will only be wearing “modest” clothing on Dancing with the Stars. May be a bit late for that one. (People)
• Paris Hilton is too busy for cocaine. (TheSuperficial)
• Meghan McCain: Not a fan of Sarah Palin‘s new book. (Nerve) More »
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Can’t Stop Defying Gravity – Look, we know you spent all that time in an airplane locker learning how to fight in space and stuff for Inception, but you can stop showing off now by showing up to interviews in giant hamster wheels. We get it, you’re basically an astronaut. (via NY Post)
Kate Hudson Insinuates: No Boob Job, Just Fat
The biggest (har) news from Kate Hudson lately is that she may have gotten a boob job, or is pregnant (or I guess, technically it could be both?). So maybe David Letterman force-feeding her waffles on the Late Show last night while Kate tells the audience she doesn’t even watch what she eats was her sly way of saying that she hasn’t inserted any silicone, just packed on a couple pounds.
But also, what the hell was the context for this… More »
Robert Pattinson Said To Be Frontrunner For Kurt Cobain Biopic
Is Robert Pattinson set to play Kurt Cobain in a new biopic? That casting — the grunge, the ambivalence about fame, the hair — would indeed be brilliant. (The Sun)
Ooooh, an actual picture of Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne kissing. (TMZ)
What a rocky week in love for the cast of Gossip Girl! Leighton Meester has dumped her actor boyfriend. (OK! Magazine)
Tom Brady was seen doing yoga on a Paris rooftop while his model wife Gisele was at a fashion shoot…. More »
Aziz Ansari Is My (Non)Weird Celebrity Crush
Listen up ladies, in our post –Tiger Woods and Jesse James scandalized, broken society, we can discern a few basic facts about modern relationships (or at least celebrity relationships). Just a couple of obvious points here: 1) Sometimes celebrities cheat on their significant other and 2) the cheating can happen even if the significant other is a gorgeous Swedish swimsuit model or a successful (and beautiful) actress at the top of her game.
But ole’ Tiger and Jesse have something… More »
Star Lookalikes: When Celebs Grow Up
Celebrity doppelgangers aren’t just for your Facebook profile. Have you ever noticed that a lot of famous people look exactly like other famous people? (And we’re not just talking about Ashley and Mary-Kate.) You’re not alone. We’ve compiled a few recent examples of the most egregious cases of celeb deja vu:
This week’s star lookalikes have us peering into the future.
With their spiky hair, mischevous smiles, and the ability to make teenage girls faint at the slightest glance, we think Zac… More »
Heidi Montag In New Funny Or Die Video
Today’s PM Crush Links, a roundup of the day’s most talked-about celebrity news:
Actor Max Ryan, who plays Samantha’s love interest in Sex and the City 2, was seriously injured in a car accident yesterday.
Charlie Sheen is leaving rehab so he can resume taping epsiodes of Two and a Half Men.
Justin Bieber will promote his album on QVC tonight. We may or may not live blog this ridiculousness.
Howard Stern criticized Gabourey Sidibe on his show, saying she’s “the… More »
10 Scandals That Rocked the Academy Awards
Official Hollywood often puts on its best dresses with its best behavior for an awards show, but like any prom, there’s inevitably going to be some drama — and the Oscars is no exception. From backstage fights to onstage outbursts, and from the red carpet to the walk up the aisle, there’s usually at least something to liven up the stultifying and self-congratulatory display that is the Oscars ceremony, once the red carpet winds down.
10. Michael Moore Goes Nuclear On… More »
Leno’s Back Tonight, But At What Cost?
The blogosphere is buzzing about Jay Leno’s return to late night, and Crushable has some insight into controversy swirling around his (not so) triumphant return and some advice for NBC.
After the vicious back and forth that was the Conan O’Brien/Jay Leno Tonight Show saga, Jay is returning to his hosting gig at 11:35 p.m. tonight. NBC is standing by its decision to bring the once-Number One late-night host back to his old spot, but after the way the network treated… More »
David Letterman: My Weird Celeb Crush
Victoria Loustalot reveals her fossil fetish for a certain scandalous TV host. Dave, call her.
Last October a failed extortion attempt revealed that David Letterman had sex with younger women—like, at least two of them. My first reaction was: to whom could this possibly be news? Well, all right, maybe it was news to his wife, but that’s between them. And frankly, I never liked her much anyway—only because I wish I were her.
(It’s just jealousy, not real hatred, so it’s… More »