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Denise Richards has accused Charlie Sheen of molesting their daughters

Denise Richards has accused Charlie Sheen of molesting their daughters

Wow. Now this is low. Apparently, the big emergency hearing that Denise Richards called last week was to accuse Charlie Sheen, her ex-husband, of molesting their daughters. The judge threw out the accusations as baseless, and Charlie Sheen is now going to sue for full custody of the girls, attempting to prove once and for all that their mother is nuts with a capital N.

Most people close to the situation have the opinion that she was only doing this… More »

A topless Denise Richards chases the paparazzi

A topless Denise Richards chases the paparazzi

Denise Richards is quickly becoming one of those people that you really wish would just quit it already. Check out just a few of her shenanigans this week. First, she chased the paparazzi while topless:

Next, she decides to share with us her nude weighing process:

Trying on a bikini:

Denise breaks her diet and decides to pig out:

Tries on jeans and thinks her butt is too big:

Do any of you watch her show? I don’t watch that much TV so I haven’t… More »

Explosive voicemails from Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards – these are nasty!

Explosive voicemails from Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards - these are nasty!

JUST when you thought stuff between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards couldn’t get any nastier, we get to read leaked voicemails (ten bucks as to who (cough cough Denise cough) leaked them. Strong language ahead, matey!

Says Charlie Sheen:

“Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Message Received at 12:46pm

I guess I should just get used to the fact that you know, you fire off your nonsense and you’re lawyer bullshit and your fucking emails and then you don’t answer the phone, and you… More »

Denise Richards says no thank you to Charlie Sheen’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm

Denise Richards says no thank you to Charlie Sheen's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm

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Good morning, you lovely non-prostitute-tranny-infested Snarkarinos you! Guess what I’ve been doing this morning: cleaning the house like crazy since it’s on the market and someone’s coming over to see it. Do you think it would be bad to hide all the laundry baskets in the bathtub? Cause I’m doing that.

Anyway, Denise Richards is a very loquacious young lady this week. We’ve got the email saga, we’ve got the sperm… More »

Whoopi rips Denise Richards a new one for pimping her kids on a trashy reality show

Whoopi rips Denise Richards a new one for pimping her kids on a trashy reality show

The more Denise Richards yaps, the more I’m thinking that she’s the baddy in the whole Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards saga. First she’s accusing Charlie of doctoring her email request for sperm, which, we all know that Charlie probably only knows how to do one thing on the computer, and here it is:

Surf for porn.

Ta da! Long list, there. Come on, Denise, we all know you probably asked for Charlie’s Little Spermies, and you’re just embarrassing yourself now. Oh, wait -… More »

So who’s the big liar – Charlie Sheen or Denise Richards?

So who's the big liar - Charlie Sheen or Denise Richards?

Hello there, you gorgeous Snarkarinos. Getting a bit of a late start today because, well, basically I’m lazy. There’s not really anything else to say there. I mean, I COULD tell you I’ve been farming the back 40 or something with some sort of work ethic, but I don’t want you to think any less of me than you already do (which would be quite a stretch, right?).

Anywho, Denise Richards showed up on the Today Show yammering on about… More »