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Denise Richards says no thank you to Charlie Sheen’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm

Denise Richards says no thank you to Charlie Sheen's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm

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Good morning, you lovely non-prostitute-tranny-infested Snarkarinos you! Guess what I’ve been doing this morning: cleaning the house like crazy since it’s on the market and someone’s coming over to see it. Do you think it would be bad to hide all the laundry baskets in the bathtub? Cause I’m doing that.

Anyway, Denise Richards is a very loquacious young lady this week. We’ve got the email saga, we’ve got the sperm… More »

Whoopi rips Denise Richards a new one for pimping her kids on a trashy reality show

Whoopi rips Denise Richards a new one for pimping her kids on a trashy reality show

The more Denise Richards yaps, the more I’m thinking that she’s the baddy in the whole Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards saga. First she’s accusing Charlie of doctoring her email request for sperm, which, we all know that Charlie probably only knows how to do one thing on the computer, and here it is:

Surf for porn.

Ta da! Long list, there. Come on, Denise, we all know you probably asked for Charlie’s Little Spermies, and you’re just embarrassing yourself now. Oh, wait -… More »

So who’s the big liar – Charlie Sheen or Denise Richards?

So who's the big liar - Charlie Sheen or Denise Richards?

Hello there, you gorgeous Snarkarinos. Getting a bit of a late start today because, well, basically I’m lazy. There’s not really anything else to say there. I mean, I COULD tell you I’ve been farming the back 40 or something with some sort of work ethic, but I don’t want you to think any less of me than you already do (which would be quite a stretch, right?).

Anywho, Denise Richards showed up on the Today Show yammering on about… More »