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Demi Lovato’s Mom Might Be Worse Than Dina Lohan
Rumors have been swirling for a few weeks now that troubled Disney starlet, Demi Lovato, is going in and out of rehab to deal with some pretty serious addictions. On top of those rumors are rumors that her PR team keeps pulling her out of rehab to prove those rumors wrong. I know, I know, it’s a sick, twisted web of rumors that have been continuously denied by her PR team and simultaneously promoted by BlindGossip.com. More »
Lindsay Lohan Tells Playboy She Wishes She’d Listened To Her Mentors
“My stubbornness at 18 and 19 years old got in the way,” Lindsay Lohan admits in her new Playboy interview. It’s really encouraging to hear the trainwreck starlet talk about accountability and acknowledge the people who tried to help her. More »
Lindsay Lohan’s Secret Diary Reveals She Was ‘In Love’ With Heath Ledger
Lindsay Lohan wrote in her diary on January 22, 2008 that she was in love with Heath Ledger, who had died that day. This and more is found in the diary that RadarOnline got its hands on–and it lends credence to the rumors that Lindsay and Heath were dating, or at least that she was his drug supplier. More »
6 Celebrity Caretakers/Enablers Whose Negligence Is Almost As Bad As Conrad Murray’s ‘Involuntary Manslaughter’ Verdict
Earlier today, Dr. Conrad Murray was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of his patient Michael Jackson. The jury called him reckless and unprofessional for prescribing the troubled pop star sleeping pills and pumping him full of the drug propofol. Unfortunately, this sort of caretaker and/or enabler relationship is a common part of Hollywood: Doctors, parents, and hangers-on who encourage celebrities into destructive behavior and often get off clean. Here are six people whose influence was more harmful than helpful. More »
Dina Lohan Takes No Blame For Lindsay’s Screwed-Up Life In Her Memoir
TMZ has apparently obtained a draft of the memoir that Dina Lohan is trying to shop around. Will she write about her career as a Radio City Rockette or her tumultuous marriage to Michael Lohan? Of course not! She’ll continue to exploit the well from which her only fame has come—that is, daughter Lindsay‘s fuck-ups. More »
Scary-Skinny Ali Lohan’s First Cover Is Ironically For Fault Magazine
Newly-minted fashion model Aliana Lohan – with her newly-minted face — has already done two inappropriately sexual photo shoots. Her latest gig, which got her the cover, is closer to high-fashion than skeevy exploitation… but you have to giggle at the fact that it’s for a magazine called Fault.
What angers us most about this situation is that Ali’s startlingly skinny body and likely surgically-enhanced face are a cry for help, but are either ignored or encouraged by mother Dina. More »
Ali Lohan Looked Terrifyingly Thin At Mom Dina Lohan’s Birthday Party
This photo of what appears to be the perverse act of Lindsay Lohan making out with her own mother was taken at mom Dina Lohan‘s 49th birthday party. The rest of the Lohan clan was there, too — Michael Jr., Cody, and Aliana, who made her first public appearance since rumors of a potential modeling-related plastic surgery procedure and/or eating disorder began circulating. In photos taken that night, 17-year-old Ali looks frighteningly thin as she swims in her clothing against a backdrop of various celebrities. More »
Oh My God, Is Lindsay Lohan Making Out With Her Mom?
Well, here’s some new nightmare fuel for you: in this photograph, Lindsay Lohan appears to be French kissing her own mother, Dina Lohan. That can’t actually be what’s going on here, right? This is just a weird angle? And Dina’s totally just whispering some motherly advice (“save yourself for marriage”) in Lindsay’s ear? Right?Well, here’s some new nightmare fuel for you: in this photograph, Lindsay Lohan appears to be French kissing her own mother, Dina Lohan. That can’t actually be what’s going on here, right? This is just a weird angle? And Dina’s totally just whispering some motherly advice (“save yourself for marriage”) in Lindsay’s ear? Right? More »
17-Year-Old Ali Lohan Models In Lingerie, We Cringe
When I posted this gallery of Ali Lohan modeling in a manner I felt was inappropriate for a teenage girl, several commenters told me, essentially, to lighten up. One compared Ali’s photos to the Toddlers and Tiaras toddler-prostitute scandal of the same week — in her opinion a much greater crime. I definitely agree that there are degrees of offense when it comes to the exploitation of young girls. However these skimpy-clothes and lingerie photos, taken from Ali’s Next Model Management profile, seem indisputably inappropriate fare from a high schooler. More »
Next Model Management Denies That Ali Lohan Has Gotten Plastic Surgery
In light of the controversy that exploded yesterday over what is ostensibly celeb little sister Ali Lohan‘s totally new face, the modeling agency that signed her has come out in denial against the rumors that Ali has undergone what appears to be a massive amount of plastic surgery (cheek implants, lip injections, and some nose and chin stuff). In a statement, a spokeswoman for Next Model Management explained: More »
Lindsay Lohan’s Defamation Lawsuits, In the Order in Which She Should Actually Worry About Them
As further proof that the world revolves around her, Lindsay Lohan has (totally reasonably) just sued yet another person for allegedly smearing her name. Rapper Pitbull‘s new song “Give Me Everything” features a disparaging lyric about LiLo: Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’ / I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan. LiLo says her name is being exploited so someone else can profit. See, it’s only OK if it’s for her own gain. (Or mom Dina‘s.) More »
Livin’ La Vida Lohan: Michael, Dina, and Other Lohans Who Want to Be Famous
Remember that adorable little redheaded girl from The Parent Trap remake? Well, you already know that the promising child star grew up to be a troubled young woman with addiction issues and relationship drama. And to top it all off, many of Lindsay Lohan‘s family members are trying to capitalize off of her stardom. Here’s a rogue’s gallery. More »
It’s Never Too Soon to Speculate About Future ‘Dancing with the Stars’ Contestants
The next season of Dancing with the Stars kicks off on September 19, which means there’s still plenty of time to speculate about which has-beens and never-weres will get cast this year. Hollywood Hiccups rounds up some of the rumored celebs. More »
Dina Lohan and Rebecca Black’s Mom Have Parenting Tips for Mother’s Day
Just in time for Mother’s Day, The Daily Beast asked some famous people’s moms to give parenting advice.They have some moms of actual famous people like Matt Damon, thrown in with a few of Crushable’s favorite memes/trainwrecks: More »
Does Ali Lohan’s Name Change Mean She Can’t Sing ‘Lohan Holiday’ Anymore?
As Michael Lohan continues to be a ridiculous douche, ex-wife Dina Lohan announced that she and daughter Ali Lohan will be changing their last names to Sullivan (Dina’s maiden name), while Lindsay Lohan will just be Lindsay. However, Ali recorded a Christmas song called “Lohan Holiday” a couple of years ago, so will she have to change the lyrics? Or will she just not sing it anymore? More »
Lindsay Lohan Drops Last Name
Lindsay Lohan seems to have mixed up “icon” with “trainwreck”, as she’s following both Madonna and Prince in dropping her surname and going just by Lindsay. Mom Dina tells PopEater that after the Superbowl ad with the babies talking about “that milkaholic Lindsay”, her daughter realized how recognizable she had become and decided to part ways with her alliterative last name.
In addition, Dina and Lindsay’s sister Ali are changing their last names back to Dina’s maiden name, Sullivan. More »
Crush Links: Taylor Swift Celebrated Her 21st Like A 10 Year Old
Taylor Swift pretended she was in a snow globe for her 21st birthday. Actually, that sounds more like a five year old’s party. (People)
Britney Spears is now the star of a comic book. (celebuzz)
According to Dina Lohan, Lindsay is not going to do Dancing With The Stars. Because why? (Radar)
The guy that Miley Cyrus was obsessed with in her salvia video is actually a star from Friday Night Lights. (TMZ)
Dexter‘s Michael C. Hall beat cancer and then he dumped his wife. (Us)
Mila Kunis is in trouble with her dad for cursing so much in her Nylon interview for Black Swan. (NYP) More »
Crush Links: Miley’s Bong Video Has Boosted Sales Of Salvia
Miley Cyrus has become the inadvertant spokesperson for salvia, the drug she was smoking in this video. Since last week, salvia sales have skyrocketed. (TMZ)
JWOWW from The Jersey Shore is writing an advice book for women. We are unclear what role steroids will play in catching/keeping a man. (Vulture)
Speaking of The Jersey Shore, Vinny wants to be an actor now. (InTouch)
The cast of Glee has been hit by tonsillitis. They are currently NOT singing covers with Katie Couric. (Vulture)
Gwyneth Paltrow thinks Nicki Minaj is a genius. (ONTD)
Meanwhile, Dina Lohan thinks Gwyneth is a biatch for making fun of her daughter Lindsay Lohan on Glee. (Radar)
Emma Watson looks pretty sexy in her role as a 50′s wardrobe girl on the set of My Life With Marilyn. (Daily Mail)
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Crush Links: Lindsay Lohan Has Mommy Issues. Dina Has Ish With Everyone Else.
Lindsay Lohan is upset her mother went on The Today Show. Meanwhile, Dina Lohan is suing the producers of Glee, because Gwyneth Paltrow‘s character made fun of Lindsay during her cameo. (GossipGop)
Check it. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson scantily clad and frolicking in a waterfall for an upcoming Twilight scene. (PopSugar)
Demi Lovato will be spending Thanksgiving with her family. In rehab. Sad face. (People)
Rihanna says bloggers hate themselves. It’s true that we do like to hide behind computers. (Shhh… Don’t tell Drew where I’m at!) (celebuzz)
Meanwhile, Katy Perry‘s reps think her boobs are too big in a new ad. I think Elmo has given them a complex. (Us)
David Arquette‘s mistress says sex with him was “quick and painless.” Ouch. (NYP)
This is one way to piss off everyone Down Under: Portia de Rossi is on a book tour in Australia, and refuses to be interviewed by men. (HeraldSun) More »
Lots of people gave Lindsay Lohan candy on Halloween - Phew! We were worried for a second there. But it’s okay, rehabbing Lindsay didn’t go candyless yesterday — her mom Dina dropped some off and friends sent in care packages full of sugary treats. Thaaank goodness. (Celebuzz)