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Don’t Be Tardy For The Party

Kim Zolciak Shows Her True Colors

Kim Zolciak Shows Her True Colors

At the beginning of this endless season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, the producers made me feel a little bad for Kim Zolciak. Having your ex-twin tug on your wig is just wrong. Watching her rise like a phoenix in Kandi’s studio as she grimaced her way through the hook of “Don’t Be Tardy For The Party” was damn near inspirational. You can make your dreams happen! As long as you have a sugar daddy to support you all the… More »

Don’t Be Tardy For The Party Music Video

Don't Be Tardy For The Party Music Video

Kim Zolciak’s Don’t Be Tardy For The Party may have been taken off iTunes, but Bravo has made sure it lives on forever in the form of the following “music video” featuring scenes from all the Housewives franchises. Best part? When Kim sings that she’s “looking like a cover girl” and the scene we see is her taking a Myspace style photo of herself with a friend on her Blackberry. Nice work, Bravo video interns!

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Jonathan Jaxson and Kim Zolciak Fighting Again

Jonathan Jaxson and Kim Zolciak Fighting Again

There are three certain things in this life: death, taxes, and Kim Zolciak breaking up with her publicist Jonathan Jaxson yet again. Me thinks these two might have a thing for each other with the amount of drag-out fighting they do. Here’s the story: Kim hired Jonathan last winter to rep her after the first season of Real Housewives of Atlanta ended.

Soon after, the two got into a fight for alleged nonpayment of Jonathan, (also known as JJ’s) fee. They… More »

Kim Zolciak Has A Ring On It

Kim Zolciak Has A Ring On It

One of my very good friends happened to be in the building when Kim Zolciak showed up at her local radio station Q100′s morning show today. She noticed Kim had a gigantic ring on her finger, and snapped a photo of it with her phone. It must account for at least 70% of Kim’s body weight:

If you want to see this ring in person, Kim is throwing a party tonight at Blake’s In Atlanta. Don’t worry, she won’t be singing… More »