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Joyce DeWitt of Three’s Company snags a DUI

Joyce DeWitt of Three's Company snags a DUI

Seems that Three’s Company for Joyce DeWitt includes her car, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and herself! The 70′s sitcom star was pulled over for drunken driving in Southern California; she apparently was “driving erratically” and failed a field sobriety test, went to jail and got out like 15 minutes later.

Now here’s the thing: as a really klutzy person myself, I probably wouldn’t pass a field sobriety test, to be quite honest. Seriously, I fall over just standing in… More »

Strange new details about the Heather Locklear DUI

Strange new details about the Heather Locklear DUI

var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(320,489,147063,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()New details are emerging in the DUI arrest of Heather Locklear. Supposedly, an ex-US Weekly employee, who tapped into the US Weekly database after she was fired in order to follow celebrities, was the one who called in Locklear’s DUI. However – and this is where it gets really shaky – it sounds like this person made up any evidence that Heather was driving erratically. Here’s more – this person was the ONLY witness that said… More »

Heather Locklear busted for DUI

Heather Locklear busted for DUI

var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(234,275,142653,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()O noes! Actress Heather Locklear was busted for driving under the influence this weekend. Apparently, she was in Santa Barbara and was driving all over the road; some residents of the area called it in and she got busted. From the sound of it, she wasn’t drinking, but she had taken too much prescription medication. I didn’t know doctors prescribed vodka these days – my doctor’s been lying to me all this time, dammit!

Anyway, Heather’s… More »