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Gwyneth Paltrow in a minor car accident, still an insufferable bore about bowel movements
Lately, Gwyneth Paltrow has been fashioning herself into the rich man’s Tila Tequila: boring, starved for attention, and yet inarguably magnetic. Of course, her constant Goop manifestos on pooping and cleansing your bowels doesn’t really help with the whole “i’m an ARTIST” thing she’d like us all to buy into. Here’s her latest missive on clearing out your poop shute:
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Celebs attend the Christian Dior show in Paris – pics!
As I sit here in my jeans, thick fuzzy socks, and big sweater, it’s fun for me to look at these celebrities at the Christian Dior show in Paris, France and realize that they are probably VERY uncomfortable, VERY hungry, and VERY cold.
Right?
image: Bauer-Griffin
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Picture post! Dita Von Teese launches her new Wonderbra line
Dita Von Teese is just one of those women you can’t stop looking at, isn’t she? Gorgeous! Here she is launching her new Wonderbra line:
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More Dita after the jump:
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And here’s the official Wonderbra commercial starring Dita Von Teese:
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Yes, I shall have the morning gossip, thank you
Good morning, Snarkarinos! Hope you all had a good night’s sleep and are ready to be all peppy and shit. Me, I went on a 3 mile walk this morning and I am FEELING IT. Hopefully it will cancel out the six Girl Scout Samoas I had last night while watching the Oscars.
Anyway, on to the goss! First, obviously the Oscars were last night. Here are some of my favoritest dresses.
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Dixie Chicks controversy, Paul and Rosanna, Katharine Heigl in Vanity Fair, more Heather Mills porno pics, Jennifer Lopez gots a big ol’ belly, Wacko Jacko, Britney pregnant? and more
Lawsie mercy, you guys. Okay. So, I’ve introduced you to my dog Harley, right? (He’s the one in the Sponge Bob costume there.) Well, instead of doing his doggy business at 11 PM last night, you know, like NORMAL DOGS, he decides to wait until 2 AM and wake us up by whimpering and walking around frantically all over the house. That’s his version of jumping around on one foot holding his crotch, I guess.
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Dita von Teese at the Chanel ready to wear show
I really think I’m going to write a song about Dita. She’s so purty.
Well, maybe just a haiku. It IS Saturday, after all. Okay, ready? Here we go:
So, Dita von Teese
(if that is really your name)
I envy your legs.
TA DA! The talent, it is overwhelming, no?
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Mary-Louise Parker gets to kiss Brad Pitt in new movie
Okay, here’s the thing. If I was an actress, and the script called for me to kiss Brad Pitt, EVEN IF IT MEANT I WOULD BE FIRED, I would plant one on him that would probably make him go into some sort of anaphalactic shock. You don’t get a chance like that every day.
How lucky is Mary-Louise Parker? The sexy actress, who turns 43 on Aug. 2, not only got to share some screen time with Brad Pitt… More »
Kevin Federline done bought himself a new mansion
Hoo whee! Okay, so here’s the deal – you’re telling me that all I need to buy this kind of house is hook up with a mentally unstable pop singer and take half of what she has? You’re on!
You can almost see the future women who will be impregnated in that pool, can’t you.
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Warning: Salma Hayek’s ta-tas are liable to explode soon
Okay, seriously – how far along is she? Like four or five months, right? AND LOOK HOW BIG THE GIRLS HAVE GOTTEN ALREADY. If she gets on a plane the stewardess might mistake them for flotation devices. She could prop up a baked Alaska on those things.
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