Topic: Drug addiction

• Yay! Second crackhead wedding scheduled for Amy Winehouse

  By: Wendy Boswell | No Comments | Jan 13, 9:16am ET

  I better get my hanky ready, because mah little crackhead lambie pie Amy Winehouse is set to marry BLAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKE again. OH HAPPY DAY.
  According to various crackhead sources, the wedding will be … More

• Brittany Murphy passes away, entire world shocked, global panic ensues, it is now the APOCALYPSE.

  By: Wendy Boswell | No Comments | Dec 20, 6:12pm ET

  I think we all know by now that Brittany Murphy has died, due to the massive coverage on every news station, every blog, every web site, every Twitter.

  She apparently died of massive … More

• Paula Abdul says she's never been drunk or on drugs - wait, what?

  By: Wendy Boswell | No Comments | Apr 23, 4:23am ET

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  Oh, that Paula Abdul, she so crazy! And obviously addled from all the druggy-poos, because she’s now saying that she’s never been stoned on the Happy Pills or … More