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Yay! Second crackhead wedding scheduled for Amy Winehouse

Yay! Second crackhead wedding scheduled for Amy Winehouse

I better get my hanky ready, because mah little crackhead lambie pie Amy Winehouse is set to marry BLAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKE again. OH HAPPY DAY.

According to various crackhead sources, the wedding will be held next month at Amy’s St. Lucia home, otherwise known as Smack Central. The happy couple is just waiting for Blake to finish his court ordered drug rehab program and be “cleared to leave the country.” How romantic is that? Clear his court-ordered drug rehab program and get… More »

Brittany Murphy passes away, entire world shocked, global panic ensues, it is now the APOCALYPSE.

Brittany Murphy passes away, entire world shocked, global panic ensues, it is now the APOCALYPSE.

I think we all know by now that Brittany Murphy has died, due to the massive coverage on every news station, every blog, every web site, every Twitter.

She apparently died of massive cardiac arrest, and since she was only 32, there is mucho speculation going on. Was she a drug addict? Did all that bulimia finally catch up with her? Did she watch one too many “Saved By The Bell” episodes? Did she suddenly realize that her initials are B.M.?… More »

Paula Abdul says she’s never been drunk or on drugs – wait, what?

Paula Abdul says she's never been drunk or on drugs - wait, what?

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Oh, that Paula Abdul, she so crazy! And obviously addled from all the druggy-poos, because she’s now saying that she’s never been stoned on the Happy Pills or drunk from Jesus Juice. Listen to what she had to say:

“I’ve never been addicted to any prescription drugs. I’ve never been drunk. I’ve worked my whole life,” Abdul told “Nightline” in an exclusive interview. Despite undergoing 15 surgeries since a neck injury in 1992, Abdul said she has… More »