Adding to the pile of evidence that being a child star might not be conducive to the healthiest emotional development, Taran Noah Smith, best known for playing Tim Allen‘s youngest son Mark Taylor on ’90s sitcom Home Improvement, was arrested early this morning for driving under the influence and possession of drugs. Ruh-roh. More »
The 911 call after Demi Moore‘s overdose mentions a “Ru,” who is most likely Demi’s eldest daughter Rumer Willis. Could she have been the one who suggested her mom do whip-its—or the K2 Spice that Radar thinks Demi might have been smoking before her convulsions? More »
Jason Segel has The Muppets, Neil Patrick Harris has hosting things, and Josh Radnor has this. Let him have this, guys. More »
Warning: do not look at these while operating heavy machinery. More »
Through all the brattiness and beard fetishizing, you have to remember that Ke$ha started out as a fairly successful songwriter for others, and for that, she deserves at least a modicum of respect. Not surprisingly, Ke$ha thinks so, too. More »
In the latest issue of Details Magazine, the dubiously sober Courtney Love claims to have the unenviable task of being Lindsay Lohan‘s “sobriety coach.” Sounds like a good idea to me. More »
Were you expecting any different? More »
I mean, seriously. If my own parents talked this much shit on me, I might be hitting the pipe, too. More »
When I posted yesterday about the methy-looking photos of Lindsay Lohan currently circulating around the Internet, I figured it would only take her reps a little while to either claim the photos were doctored, or issue a bitchy non-response. (Or tell us she’s going back to rehab, ha ha, no but seriously, she probably should.) With the help of the above headline, can you guess which of these things has already happened? More »
ATTN: Anyone who wants to try meth because they took the utterly wrong message from Breaking Bad. More »
I blame Draco Malfoy. More »
The prosecution didn’t waste any time releasing one of their strongest pieces of evidence: A voicemail from Conrad’s iPhone, with an obviously drugged-up Jacko babbling about how great a star he is. It makes him look pathetic and like Conrad knew better than to keep giving him so many meds. More »
This week’s episode of Weeds continued the heartbreaking plotline of mother vs. son and ended with a misunderstanding of Shakespearean proportions. Luckily, there was a lot of comic relief as well, with Doug Wilson continuing to justify his existence via one of the most awkward seductions in television history. Let’s take a look. More »
I mean, he’d have to be on some kind of serious mind-altering substance to agree to put such depressing objects on his feet, right? (I realize that substance may be money.) More »
This episode finally saw Nancy get out from under the fascist boots of both the law and Zoya, only to land back in the kind of hot water with which she’s familiar: hot water that is full of rival drug dealers. This episode was all about subverting our expectations. Smart Shane did something stupid, competent Silas did something incompetent, and Doug Wilson actually did something helpful! More »
This week’s episode of Weeds brought a lot of plot lines together into one huge, incredibly dangerous tangle. As far as Nancy’s situations go, it’s not “Mexican drug boss wants to kill me” bad, but it is, nonetheless, quite bad. How did she get back into trouble so quickly? Let’s take a look. More »
Kate Hudson and her boyfriend, Muse singer Matthew Bellamy, are expecting a baby. While doing press for her new movie, Kate said that she loves being pregnant, although the hormones make you kind of fuzzy-headed. Well, she actually said “Being pregnant is wonderful. You do get the pregnant mush-brain… you know what it’s like? It’s like getting stoned.” More »