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Gallery: Celeb Children With Substance Abuse Problems

Liana Maeby — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 21:58:02 +0000

It’s been a day of celebrity children getting into trouble with drugs: First we posted about Bobbi Kristina Brown‘s cocaine use and then we found out Theodora Richards, Keith Richard‘s 25-year-old daughter was arrested for a double whammy of graffiti charges and marijuana possession. Man, is it possible to grow up with a famous parent and turn into a well-adjusted, drug-free adult? (Not that we’re making the claim that evidence of drug use necessarily turns people into trainwrecks, but you get the point.) Here are more than a few examples of why celebs should not be allowed to procreate, dammit.

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Hillary Reinsberg — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:00:57 +0000

In Case You’re Possibly Still Interested In Lindsay News — Yeah, there’s more. TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan‘s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, has stepped down from her post. LiLo is apparently hiring Tiffany Feder-Cohen, a young lawyer who was only admitted to the bar in November. (via TMZ)

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Gallery: Lindsay, You’re Not Alone! Other Sentenced Celebs

Hillary Reinsberg — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:29:02 +0000

Lindsay, you’re not alone! Lots of Hollywood stars have broken the law and made their way to the courthouse, or even to jail.

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Gallery: The Lohan Clan Goes To The Courthouse

Hillary Reinsberg — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 18:32:47 +0000

Lindsay Lohan appeared at the Beverly Hills Courthouse today for a hearing to revoke the probation for her drug and alcohol charges. In fact, you can watch the madness right now on a livestream. The whole Lohan contingent showed up at court, where Lindsay seems to have spent the majority of her time yawning. How could she be tired after all that Red Bull?

(Photos via Getty)

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Drew Grant — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 16:11:09 +0000

Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Hearing Is This Decade’s OJ Trial – You can watch the whole gripping saga of “Will Lindsay get a couple months in jail for violating her DUI probation (probably not)” unfold over at this live stream. I thought they didn’t cameras into court houses? (via RadarOnline)

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10 Other Names Michael Lohan Could Give His Bar Besides ‘Controversy’

Drew Grant — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:30:20 +0000

So Michael Lohan, king of all things classy, is opening up a nightclub with a noble mission: He’ll be making sure that in his bar, there will be car service for anyone to drunk to drive home. Way to turn your DUI into a get rich quick scheme, Michael. Oh, and just so you think Lindsay Lohan‘s father was finally above using his daughter’s multitude of drug and alcohol problems to market his own brand, the club will also “screen for drugs.” He just wants to be totally clear about that.

Also, best line of the TMZ piece, when referring to his son who he’s trying to enlist to help with the bar, “Who knows … maybe it will become a family enterprise.” Oh, did we mention that he plans on calling the club Controversy? There are just so many things wrong with this. But the name, mostly. So we thought we’d help Michael out by thinking of more names for his nightclub franchise:

• PAY (Attention. To me. Please.)

• The Big House

• D’ohan

• D-Listers

• Public(ity)

• Michael Lohan’s Bar O’Shame

• Meatpacking

• The Box (I kicked my girlfriend in)

• Shame

• Lindsay Lohan’s Dad’s Bar

(Photo via Getty)

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Lindsay Lohan Makes Bail Before Arrest

Drew Grant — Fri, 21 May 2010 16:25:03 +0000

In the ongoing saga of Lindsay Lohan‘s Jailgate 2010, the “actress” has posted $10,000 of her $100,000 bail after a warrant was issued for her arrest. For those of you keeping score at home, this warrant was issued after Lindsay failed to show up at her court hearing for a DUI, because she was stuck at Cannes after “losing” her passport (although she never reported it lost to the police, and seemed to be only searching for the thing on party boats that may or may not have been filled with cocaine). Now the warrant has been recalled and Lindsay is safe to return home to America, where she can promptly start avoiding all her other court dates and making lame excuses.

(Photo via WENN)

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Drew Grant — Thu, 20 May 2010 14:33:16 +0000

Lindsay Lohan Has A Great Excuse For Not Attending Those Alcohol Classes – Her instructor kept, like, texting her to hang out. It was super uncomfortable, so she had to go all the way to France to escape his advances. (via TMZ)

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Drew Grant — Tue, 18 May 2010 15:51:13 +0000

Lindsay Escapes Traffic Class, Probably Not Jail – Even her lawyer has given up hope on Lohan escaping jail time, after the actress flew the coop to Cannes when she was supposed to be taking traffic classes for her DUI. (via The Superficial)

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Other Reasons Kiefer Sutherland Could Have Been Thrown Out Of That Strip Club

Drew Grant — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 15:19:18 +0000

Drowning away his sorrow over the last season of 24, Kiefer Sutherland got himself booted from a nudie bar in London after not getting that the “topless” isn’t referring to the patrons. But we’re starting to believe that Keifer’s public alcoholism is just a drunken cover-up for what’s really going on.

Last time Sutherland was arrested, it was last May for headbutting fashion designer Jack McCullough. In September 2007, Sutherland had that DUI that he ended up in jail for. Noticing a trend? Sutherland has the opposite of Seasonal Affective Disorder…so every time the weather gets nice out, Sutherland goes down the tubes.

Either that or he really is Jack Bauer, and his antics are covering up his secret missions. Like tackling a double-agent dressed as a giant Christmas tree.

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