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Less is Certainly Not More – Maggie Rizer’s Horrible Dress
Just because you’re a celebrity or supermodel doesn’t give you a right to hurt our eyes. For example, model Maggie Rizer wore a hideous gown that had two pieces of material barely covering her breasts. It left very little to the imagination and she didn’t look comfortable in it at all.
With that said I’m definitely into revealing a little bit of skin especially your back, which in the right dress or top can be very sexy. Maggie is a beautiful… More »
Look, it’s the Cat in the Hat! Oh, it’s just Gwyneth Paltrow. DAMMIT.
I got so excited when I heard the rumor of the Cat in the Hat being in New York City – like the REAL Cat in the Hat! I was all getting my Green Eggs and Ham ready to bring to him and EVERYTHING. But then I found out it was just that poser Gwyneth Paltrow trying to be all EDGY and I was all “Gurl, did you just take away my chance to Hop on Pop? Oh, the Places… More »
Janet Jackson on tour in yellow spandex and a mohawk
Good Sweet Buttered Moses. What was Janet Jackson thinking of here, dressed up in a highly unflattering yellow sequined spandex pantsuit and accompanying mohawk for her tour? Did she raid big brother Michael’s closet from his days in the Jackson Five? Maybe she’s going to go work out at an 80′s themed gym right afterwards? I don’t know. I Just. Don’t. Know.
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Roberto Cavalli wants Amy Winehouse as his new muse….or something like that
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Posh Spice, Amy Winehouse, Fergie make the Worst-Dressed List
The annual Blackwell list of the Worst Dressed Women is OUT, baby! And look who made the list:
10.) Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940′s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”
9.) Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”
8.) Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!”
7.) Avril Lavigne: “Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The… More »
Ashley Judd at the Vancouver airport
Here’s Ashley Judd looking QUITE fetching in puke green sweats. Ashley. Really? Puke green, what looks to be VELOUR, sweats? Reallly?
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Whoops! Nicole Kidman shows a little too much skin
Down in Australia to celebrate husband’s Keith Urban win at a music awards show, Nicole Kidman showed off a little too much in this black dress – that’s what happens when you come out into the sunlight with a sheer little number like this!!
Once her assistant alerted her of her ASSets showing, Nicole threw on a little black overcoat and giggled about it. Personally, if my hiney looked like that, I’d be practically wearing Saran Wrap everywhere.
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Quick Pic – Tyra Banks
If I told her once, I told her three times, STOP TAKING CLOTHES FROM MY NANA’S CLOSET. She doesn’t like it, and then she gets mad and takes it out on Mr. Fluffy, her min-pin.
I’m sure this dress has lots of “give” in it, something that’s important to all of us girls – come on, you know we all have a piece of clothing just like this in our closets.
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John Travolta wears jeans to the premiere of Hairspray?
Wife looks good, top half of John looks good, but WHAT THE HELL happened with the freaking Wranglers, Jonny Boy!!!!
Come on – at least go for the Dockers or something at your own movie premiere – sheesh!!
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Paging Mariah Carey: You don’t have to dress like a ho!
Poor Michael J. Fox just doesn’t know where to rest his eyes, does he. Mariah – you do realize that A) you’re not 18 anymore and B) emulating the fashion sense of Bratz dolls doesn’t translate real well into everyday apparel. Just an FYI.
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So why does Patricia Heaton feel the need to show her boobies to me?
Every dress I’ve seen her in in the last five years shows off the girls, and here’s the thing: I don’t want to see Patricia Heaton’s girls. AT ALL.
Actually, come to think of it, I don’t really want to see Patrica Heaton. She’s frigging annoying in those Albertson’s ads, and I wanted to smack her upside the head the one time I forced myself to sit through an Everybody Loves Raymond episode.
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The Britney Spears version of a classy lady
Ratty extensions? Check.
Tattoos in places we don’t really want to see tattos? Check.
Belly button ring that is most likely infected? Check.
See through shirt showcasing the latest in Wal-Mart bra fashion? Check.
Complete disregard for any kind of good taste? Check. We’re good here.
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Kirsten Dunst raided my great great grandmother’s closet!
Hey Kirsten! You know that silly part of your brain that tells you that you look good wearing a shapeless, ill-fitting, oddly colored dress that looks like it was recovered from the wreck of the Titanic? You know that part? SHUT IT DOWN.
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Kelly Clarkson: the Human Lampshade
In a tragic yet surprising turn of events, singer Kelly Clarkson somehow got into my auntie’s circa 1973 living room, tore down the puke green lampshade that had a weird little Samoan god thingy on the end of it, and put it on. While bypassers managed to avert their eyes (somewhat) from this sartorial disaster, my Aunt Liz went a little batshi$ crazy and is now voting against Kelly on American Idol. (she’s a little behind, but we’re all kind… More »
What the hell is Posh wearing here?
Is she on some kind of Arctic expedition?
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Britney, nobody wants to see your boobies
I mean, MAYBE someone does, but it’s not me.
Really.
It’s like she ALMOST gets it right, but then forgets her bra and spills stuff down her front. Well, she does look mighty cute, and she looks happy and non-manic, so I think we’re seeing some improvements here.
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Kim Kardashian takes us back to the 1980′s
Here she is at some fashion show. Why am I suddenly feeling the urge to go watch Growing Pains? Kim, white leggings….really? Really, Kim? Come on.
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Men in high heels – WTF?
From the same designer who brought us this:
Much thanks to Bryanboy who pointed out that apparently high heels for men – meels – are the new thing. Well, let’s see, shall we?
You have to be pretty fierce to pull this look off, let’s just say that – and that last model must have raided my mother in law’s closet because I swear to GOD that’s the same outfit she wore to Thanksgiving dinner. No kidding.
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Hilary Swank loves her some Glad Bags
Here she is at a Freedom Writers photocall in Berlin:
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Scarlett Johansson looking FUGLY in man glasses
When the ball and chain was in the military he used to wear glasses like this. They were called BCG: Birth Control Glasses, because they were so ugly you didn’t need to worry about procreating.
Here’s Scarlett at the Hasty Pudding award party – trying to look smart, I guess. Not a good choice.
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