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Watch out Drew! The bugs are gonna GET YOU!
You know what this necklace totally reminds me of? Those creepy bugs from the Mummy movies:
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Oksana Baiul looks great….from the neck up
First we have a quite lovely and healthy looking Oksana here:
But then….oh THEN! We descend into the realm of the Shapeless Dress That Does Nothing For You. It’s quite frightening.
She looks like she’s wearing a rain poncho, and then she’s got on what looks like Hanes Just Your Style (in basic tan), and oh, then we’ve got the flats that pretty much doom her legs into Stumpy McStumpysteins. I give the entire outfit a 4.
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Is Sienna Miller in prison?
Because I think they’ve definitely changed the outfits:
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Pink’s bulldog drowns in her pool
This is sad:
Pink has been left devastated after her pet bulldog drowned in her swimming pool.
The singer found her beloved pooch Elvis lifelessly floating in the pool when she returned to her Los Angeles mansion after going out for an hour.
Pink – who shares the home with her motocross racer husband Carey Hart – desperately tried to revive her pet but it was too late.
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Worst Fashion at the SAG Awards
Oy! What were these people thinking!
Here we have Ellen Pompeo of Grey’s Anatomy. What a proud mother to be! She’s about, oh, 7 months along here. Wait….what’s that you say? She’s not pregnant? She actually looks like the love child of Skeletor and Nicole Ritchie? Oh.
Remember when everyone was talking about Heather Graham? And she was like the Hollywood It Girl? And she couldn’t turn down pretty much any role? And…you don’t remember that? It was like ten minutes… More »
Katie Holmes and Cate Blanchett at the Armani fashion show
Katie looks gorgeous, but let’s face it – that dress, while beautiful, makes her look about 12 years old next to Cate’s effortless chic. Not a good look for Katie.
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Mary-Kate Olsen in Hollywood, hiding her face (as usual)
I’m less interested in Mary-Kate than I am in her friend’s skull scarf. What is up with THAT?
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Kirsten Dunst goes shopping with her sis in Beverly Hills
What store do you think she was shopping at – Old Lady Outfits Inc?
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Worst Ever Golden Globes Fashions
Some of these are so horrible that they’re kind of sad. But mostly funny.
Alanis Morrissette rocking the BIG BLONDE HAIR.
Cameron Diaz looking fried (literally), and Cynthia Nixon looking like something the cat dragged in.
Fran Drescher, you are not Carmen Miranda. Just stop.
What in the name of all that’s holy is Helen Mirren doing here?
Jenny McCarthy working the big, ugly hair. Nice lipstick though.
Why does Lara Flynn Boyle always look so angry?
It’s Stevie Ray Nicks! No,… More »
Paris and Britney are officially worst-dressed
It’s official: Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are on the worst-dressed list. Why? Well, let’s take a look, shall we?
Britney forgets her knickers
Paris forgets pretty much everything
So, yeah, they’re a good pair. Don’t you think?
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Newsflash: Dakota Fanning is NOT an adult, Marc Jacobs!
The newest trend for fashion designers? Dress underage models – I mean really underage – in adult clothing lines.
Closer to home, Jacobs has just wrapped production on his upcoming Spring 2007 Collection campaign, photographed by Juergen Teller in Los Angeles, which, in a dramatic turn, features 12-year-old Charlotte’s Web star Dakota Fanning. The actress was shot in a wardrobe of custom-made pieces due to her petite size.
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Look! Kimberly Stewart IS Red Sonja
Either that or she’s the Swiss Miss. Either way, the look is not working.
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Sarah Jessica Parker Gives Up Grooming Herself, All For The Children
It’s amazing, the sacrifice that some celebrities are willing to go through for the sake of the children. The CHILDREN! Think of the CHILDREN! Sniff, sniff.
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Gisele Bundchen: I Got Your 37 Pieces of Flair Right Here, Baby!
Who knew Gisele was such a big fan of Office Space?
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Arrrr, Matey! Lisa Rinna Be A Right Fine Pirate Wench, Me Be Thinking
Ahoy there, Lisa Rinna! You be makin’ me want to walk the plank, lassie.
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I now must bleach my eyeballs – thanks a LOT, Lil’Kim
Just say no when your publicist suggests just a "leetle Botox", honeychile. JUST SAY NO. Because a "leetle" is too much, in your case.
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NO Janet Jackson, NO! Stop the MADNESS!
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR EVERLOVIN’ MIND, WOMAN!
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Janet Jackson. Wearing a Turban. A TURBAN, people.
Who does she think she is, freaking Bea Arthur or something?
Who is dressing her these days, Hedy Lamarr?
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Janet Jackson – you let me down. You Let Me Down.
Janet, let’s talk.
You worked so hard to get back into shape (*cough* steroids *cough*), you have a beautiful shape, and you’re kind of gorgeous, although lately, you’ve been tipping dangerously into WackoJacko territory. Usually, your fashion choices are relatively sane, relatively put-together.
And then there was this:
This is what is commonly known as A World Of No. Sweatpants, while soft and cozy, are NOT good paired with high-heeled clogs, a cut-off Flashdance shirt, and a quite uncomfortable looking shawl.
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How does Mariah Carey try so hard, yet fail so miserably?
She probably has $10K worth of stuff on and she STILL looks like she just rolled in from the Wal-Mart.
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