Crushable » fashion week

Lindsay Lohan Probably Just Avoided A Nude Photo Scandal

Natalie Zutter — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 17:27:48 +0000

Dear guy who found Lindsay Lohan‘s lost phone and returned it to her without stealing any of her photos: What were you thinking?

You found a dead phone at the V Magazine party*, you went home to charge it and discovered that the home screen read “Lindsay Lohan’s Phone,” noted that there were plenty of personal pics on it… and then got in touch with her team to return it. No ransom, no blackmail, no posting naked photos (which we’re sure exist because if LiLo will put topless pics on Twitter, then imagine what juicy stuff is on her personal possession).

Buddy, we need to talk about how you handle celebrities’ things. Because this respect and decency is just not gonna fly. Didn’t you hear about what Lindsay did to that photographer and that waitress at Fashion Week? Don’t you want to see this sad, deep-fried bitch get her comeuppance?

Know that whatever goodwill you feel from doing right by a spoiled brat actress/addict will never match the disappointment we at Crushable feel. You should be ashamed of yourself.

*which was actually the party where the poor waitress got a glass thrown at her

Related posts:

Post from: Crushable

You Guys! Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Was at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in NY!

Lucia Peters — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 18:46:54 +0000

What exactly was Farrah Abraham doing at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week? That, I’m not really sure about. But hey, check out these pictures, courtesy of Starcasm!

Farrah first let us know that she would be coming on September 8 via Twitter:

I believe this tweet decoded means that Farrah started in Miami– presumably for Fashion’s Night Out– then headed to New York. It probably does not that Miami is greater than New York. But maybe it does. You never know.

If we are to continue to believe Twitter, Farrah actually arrived in New York on September 10:

She also took a moment to memorialize 9/11. This is a nice gesture, but I wonder if she realized that it was 9/10 at the time she posted it.

Anyway, ta-da! Farrah has arrived! Here she is, walking down the street in a crazy, furry, red coat. Why exactly is she wearing this crazy, furry, red coat? I don’t know, because it’s 80 degrees in New York right now.

And hey, look! She brought a friend! Her friend is dressed much more sensibly than she is.

And she even took some time out to go shopping:

Baby Sophia was nowhere to be seen, so I think it’s a pretty safe bet to assume that she’s in Iowa with Farrah’s parents. (Though given how this season has been going, maybe that’s not as safe an assumption as we once thought…). But back to the original question: What’s Farrah doing here? Starcasm speculated that she was invited to a couple of Fashion Week events. This is probably accurate; she is an occasional model, after all. Furthermore, given that there haven’t been any “OMG TEEN MOM ON THE RUNWAY AT FASHION WEEK!” announcements, Farrah probably hasn’t been here as part of an actual modeling gig. She mentioned earlier this season in Teen Mom that she wanted to put modeling on hold for the time being so she could focus on her daughter and school, so she’s most likely here as a spectator.One of the perks of being a reality star, I suppose!

Anyway, I hope she had fun, though I still want to know why on Earth she’s wearing that huge furry coat in 80-degree weather.

[Via Starcasm]

Related posts:

Post from: Crushable

Real Housewife Of New York Kelly Bensimon Hosts Sexy Child Fashion Show

Jamie Peck — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 16:56:23 +0000

Kelly Bensimon, formerly of The Real Housewives of New York, does not want children to hide their sexy light under a bushel. On the contrary, she wants them to let their sexy light shine, preferably while dressed as “Like A Virgin” era Madonna (fitting?) and/or a sexy cowgirl or some sort.

We know this because Bensimon hosted an event put on by children’s brand Cicciabella yesterday called “The Cowgirl Riders Debutante Fashion Show,” where attractive children strutted their stuff while tarted up “like JonBenet Ramsey.”

Via The New York Post:

Headlining the bizarre event was pageant queen Eden Wood, 6, a veteran of TLC’s “Toddlers & Tiaras,” who performed three routines — in which she slapped her rear, wriggled suggestively and whipped off her denim jacket to reveal a rhinestone-studded two-piece outfit.

If the name Eden Wood sounds familiar, it’s because she’s the 6-year-old pageant queen who recently retired from the circuit to focus on superstardom, as she and her stage mom told Good Morning America earlier this summer. Other songs she performed to in the show included M.C. Hammer‘s “Can’t Touch This” (do you hear that, pedophiles?), Vanilla Ice‘s “Ice Ice Baby” (because she’s a baby) and her original brag track “Cutie Patootie.” (Yes, she rhymes “patootie” with “booty.”)

When asked by The Post if she thought the routines were a bit too mature for six-year-olds, Bensimon gave an answer that did herself few favors:

People are egging you on, your natural instinct is to go more. When you’re out there [onstage] by yourself, your instinct is not be reserved and tone it down, it’s to amp it up! … It’s the fact that they’re excited about what they’re doing, and therefore amping it up.

So it’s okay for children to be inappropriately sexual because grown-ups are telling them to? I’m pretty sure that’s the opposite of what the puppets teach you.

Related posts:

Post from: Crushable

Video: Lindsay Lohan Gets A Photog Kicked Out Of A Fashion Show For Taking Her Picture

Jamie Peck — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 21:44:06 +0000

Lindsay Lohan got an overzealous photographer kicked out of the Cynthia Rowley show this past Sunday when he stepped on the uncovered runway in an effort to snap a few pictures of her. This was after she made what sounds like a grand and crispy entrance.

Via The Fug Girls:

A platinum-and-orange waif in tiny trousers, massive shades, and hypnotically puffy lips burst forth from backstage, hustling to a front-row seat with ruthless efficiency (and several security guards). For one glorious, confusing moment, we — and, we later learned, everyone in the rows around us — thought this walking creamsicle had to be Donatella Versace. Then, the entire room full of journalists sat ramrod straight and let out excited, disbelieving, four-letter expletives as we all realized this was actually Lindsay Freaking Lohan.

Naturally, people wasted no time in subtly and not-so-subtly snapping pictures of her, and one photographer made the mistake of stepping on the mirrored runway (a major fashion show no-no) so as to better get all up in her face. This made the Lohan and its cleaner fish extremely alarmed!

[This] prompt[ed] event organizers to confiscate both his camera (which looked more expensive than her extensions) and his credentials, which they ripped from his neck with soap-operatic verve. The room applauded, led by Lindsay herself, as she settled into her seat between a shell-shocked-seeming Leigh Lezark — we feel you, Leigh — and Lindsay’s companion, who is either a Johnny Depp superfan or an actual pirate.

It’s not clear whether he was kicked out for stepping on the runway or disturbing the Lohan, although there were enough other photos taken of her at that show to convince me it was the former. Anyway, note to photographers: stop trying to photograph the Lohan. It’s not worth the damage to your equipment and person, and it will only make the Lohan stronger and more aggressive.

(Via Styleite)

Related posts:

Post from: Crushable

Gallery: Celebrities Scowling In The Front Row At Fashion Week

Liana Maeby — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:09:52 +0000

Ah Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, that wonderful time when everyone in New York City fights to get into all the shows and then acts like it’s a horrible burden to have to sit through them. Are you even allowed to smile if you’ve got a front row seat at a show? Celebrities like Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Terry Richardson say otherwise.

(via WENN, Getty)

Related posts:

Post from: Crushable

Hot Shots: Beautiful Model Boys Backstage at Fashion Week

Liana Maeby — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 21:39:12 +0000

New York-based men’s label Duckie Brown showed their new line at NYC Fashion Week this afternoon, and it meant lots of super-skinny, angelic-faced model boys. Like this lovely gentleman above who — oh my god — might actually be a teenager?

Oh man, this one actually looks like he might be even younger. But he’s such a delightful little cherub. Maybe it’s just the hoodie that’s aging him down.

Okay, this one looks to be at least 20, right? Please tell me I’m right. I’m starting to feel impossibly creepy.

(via Getty)

Post from: Crushable

The Youngest Kardashian Will Walk In Avril Lavigne’s Fashion Show

Jamie Peck — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:47:49 +0000

14-year-old Kylie Jenner, the littlest member of the Kardashian-Jenner family, is getting ready to make her runway debut as part of Avril Lavigne‘s showing of her Abbey Dawn line at New York Fashion Week next Monday. The queen of mall punk style might not be the first person you’d mentally associate with the Kardashians, but they are actually pretty good friends. You see, Avril Lavigne is now dating Brody Jenner, half-brother to Kylie and step-brother to Kim, and hung out with the Kardashian klique at Kim’s recent wedding.

Despite the people involved, this is marginally less annoying than the whole “Ali Lohan iz high fashun” thing, because Avril Lavigne is not using her to model couture. The hoodie-and-t-shirt heavy collection is designed to appeal to insouciant teens who hang out at Hot Topic, so it’s definitely age appropriate. Does young Kylie dress like that in real life? Probably not. But maybe this will activate some dormant neo-Goth-punk-emo urges in her, which would be fun. Can you imagine her showing up to the family dinner table with an eyebrow ring and one of those Myspace exit wound haircuts? Or hiding in her room listening to Good Charlotte? Or dating that creepy Trace Cyrus kid??? Please, please, please let this happen.

(Via Refinery 29)

Related posts:

Post from: Crushable

Sweet Repeat: Celebs Wear Weird Stuff at Fashion Week

Liana Maeby — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 14:00:15 +0000

Okay, level with us, universe. Fashion Week is every week, right? It’s happening again in both Berlin and Paris. And, as usual, celebs are totally showing up in utterly outrageous ensembles. So let’s take a look and have our morning chuckle, shall we?

(via Getty)

Post from: Crushable

‘Real Housewife’ Sonja Morgan Excited to Meet Actual Celebrity At Fashion Week

Meghan Keane — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 21:23:07 +0000

What’s even more exciting for a New York Housewife than getting to attend a show at New York Fashion Week? Sidling up next to an Olympic figure skater.

This week at Jill Zarin’s shapewear launch party, her Real Housewives of New York castmates were in attendance, including Luann DeLesseps, and Alex McCord, Simon van Kempen.

And according to a Crushable reader, Sonja Morgan was out of her mind when she saw that Johnny Weir was there:

“Sonja was sooo excited about being seen with Weir.”

She quickly posed for photo ops and stood by him for as long as possible. It seems like Sonja was overwhelmed to be near a real celebrity.

..But then again, we’d be pretty psyched to see Johnny Weir too. He is the best.

Post from: Crushable

Meghan Keane — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 22:44:10 +0000

90 percent vagina, 10 percent fashionably relevant. Ever wanted to sneak into fashion week? Here are some male/female tips on masking your regular person status. (Shine)

Post from: Crushable