Fifth Avenue

There are some things that cannot be unseen, and Giorgio Armani in a black Speedo is one of them. It’s hypnotizing, really. I can’t decide if he’s incredibly hip or incredibly pitiful, but I’m leaning on the side of pitiful. What do you think?

Actually, he doesn’t look too awfully bad, but I am not a fan of the men’s swimsuits that leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. Put some shorts on!

Image: Bauer-Griffin
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