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Good morning, Snarkarinos! Hope you all had a good night’s sleep and are ready to be all peppy and shit. Me, I went on a 3 mile walk this morning and I am FEELING IT. Hopefully it will cancel out the six Girl Scout Samoas I had last night while watching the Oscars.
Anyway, on to the goss! First, obviously the Oscars were last night. Here are some of my favoritest dresses.
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Coldplay’s Chris Martin beats down a paparazzi
If you listen to one Coldplay song, you’ve pretty much heard ‘em all. Not to say I don’t like the band, but maybe we could try introducing more then just three freaking chords on the guitar, my friends? Maybe? And perhaps we could also try getting over all the teenage high school angst that you’re still apparently trying to work through? Okthxbai.
Ahem. Here’s Coldplay’s Chris Martin throwing the beat down on a hapless pap; well, he’s either beating him… More »
Bjork assaults photographer at airport
So apparently Bjork’s crazy spills over from her music to real life, yalls!
Jeffrey, a news photographer of 25 years, said Bjork was accompanied by a man who asked him not take photos.
“I took a couple of pictures… and as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy and tore it,” he said after the alleged incident.
“As she did this she fell over, she fell to the ground,” he said.
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Isiah Washington is an angry, angry man
I am really sad to see him go; I thought he was doing a great job and seriously this whole thing is a total witch hunt.
It’s a sunny afternoon in Los Angeles, and Isaiah Washington is on the set of the independent film “The Least of These.’’ Washington plays a priest in the movie, and he’s dressed in full-on black on black with a sliver of white at his collar. He greets his guests with a gentle smile and… More »
Duane Chapman and wife get kicked off plane
I think these two are the epitome of class. I mean, just look at them. They should probably fly to Buckingham Palace and help the royals get some more etiquette or something.
Anyway, here’s the scoop:
“Dog was sitting in the first-class section with his family, and the plane was getting pushed back from the gate. A flight attendant asked Dog to buckle his seatbelt, but he was asleep.” According to the source, Chapman’s wife “went ballistic”, causing the captain to… More »
More background about Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, and little Ireland – it ain’t pretty
You might remember last week when I wrote about Alec Baldwin attacking his daughter Ireland viciously on a voicemail message (how could you forget!!!). Anyway, here is more information that kind of fleshes out this whole ugly sad situation:
A gleaming cavalcade of blacked-out people carriers pulls up presidential-style at the gates of a smart private school in a moneyed Los Angeles suburb and disgorges a contingent of shades-wearing security men.
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Daniel Craig goes nuts on a fan
Well, Daniel, you naughty boy. I shall discipline you for this. Oh, yes. I shall.
Daniel Craig repeatedly swore and squared up to a fan who took a picture of the James Bond actor on his mobile phone. The Casino Royale star was leaving London’s Harvey Nichols department store with partner Satsuki Mitchell earlier this week when day-tripper Craig Evans snapped the 39-year-old. "He stormed over and said: ‘What the f**k are you doing that for?… More »
It’s ON! Jordan vs. Posh Spice!
Ooh! Girl Fight! Rawr! Scratch! Hiss!
JORDAN has reignited her feud with Victoria Beckham in her first major US TV interview. The busty model took a swipe at her rival as she promoted her reality series with hubby Peter Andre on showbiz programme Extras, screened across America last night. At first she acted dumb when asked about Posh and Becks – also in Los Angeles promoting their own US reality TV show – saying: "Who?" Andre added… More »
Whitney Houston is awarded custody of daughter
Awww, isn’t that sweet? She got custody. Good for her. Now maybe Bobby Brown can pay attention to the other fourteen kids he has, huh?
Whitney Houston has been awarded custody of her daughter in her divorce from Bobby Brown.
The ‘I Will Always Love You’ singer’s divorce was approved yesterday (04.04.07) by Judge Franz E. Miller in California’s Orange County court and will be finalised on April 24.
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s guards being brought up on assault charges?
Oh, you know Leo was behind this, right? Rich people get bored and just start doing crazy crap like "I order you to beat up those photogs over there. I’ll put five kopecs on the newcomer."
Two bodyguards minding LEONARDO DiCAPRIO are facing assault charges after being arrested following a fight with photographers in Jerusalem on Monday (12MAR07), Israeli police have confirmed.
The scuffle with paparazzi occurred while the DEPARTED actor and his model… More »
Donald Trump responds to Rosie O’Donnell’s depression
Uh, does he realize what a colosal jackass he’s making himself out to be? Rosie’s response on her official blog was this: "he’s a fart stain." Awesome.
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Diddy screams at Naomi Campbell – yep, not the other way around
I believe, ladies and gentlemen, that this might be the first time in history when Miss Campbell did not herself initiate a smackdown. This is PROGRESS, people!
Rapper Diddy "screamed" at Naomi Campbell during a heated bust-up at a Grammy’s after-party.
Diddy and the supermodel both attended Jermaine Dupri’s post-ceremony bash on Sunday night (11.02.07), and eyewitnesses claim the hip-hop star angrily confronted Naomi as soon as he laid eyes on her.
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Ryan O’Neal REALLY hurt his son’s pregnant girlfriend – list of injuries is scary
listening to Gloria Estefan’s "Rhythm is Gonna Get You"….yeah, I know.
This guy needs to be locked away:
Joanna Berry, who is expecting a baby at the end of March, suffered facial lacerations that took eight stitches to close, as well as head trauma and a corneal abrasion during the confrontation, said attorney Gloria Allred.
Apparently he attacked her with a freaking FIRE POKER, for Pete’s sake. How many drugs was this idiot on, huh?
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Ryan O’Neal assaults his own son with a weapon!
This is sad and weird:
According to reports, Ryan O’Neal was arrested in Malibu early on Saturday morning after apparently assaulting his 42-year-old son Griffin O’Neal and shooting a gun about. According to Ryan O’Neal, though, he only did that because Griffin O’Neal hit his pregnant girlfriend in the head with a fire poker and was generally acting a bit weird.
I’m sure he’ll get out soon, but hello? Family counseling anyone?
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Mike Tyson joins Lindsay in rehab
Mike Tyson has joined Lindsay Lohan in rehab. Do you think they’ll do needlepoint pictures together and make ceramic ashtrays, side by side? BFF!
Or maybe he’s just thinking he’s going to bite off some Lohan ear:
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Jack Nicholson will not work with Lindsay Lohan
Oh, this is NOT good:
LINDSAY LOHAN is proving very unpopular in Hollywood at the moment.Top stars including JACK NICHOLSON and MORGAN FREEMAN have all told their agents to turn down flat any movie with her name on it. The old guard think she is just a stupid minor celeb who brings shame on their profession and hope that if they stick together she will get shut out.Meanwhile, she’s just as unpopular at her Alcoholics Anonymous group…. More »
Naomi Campbell gets sentenced to five days of hard labor
This is rich – what kind of hard labor do you think she should have to do? I vote for cleaning out PortaPotties!
Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been sentenced to five days of menial work for throwing her cell phone at her former maid.
On March 30, 2006, Campbell found a pair of designer jeans — which she had been planning to wear on Oprah Winfrey’s television show that day — missing. She suspected… More »
Star Jones lends her support to Donald Trump
Here’s more in the ongoing saga of Trump vs. Rosie:
In a fusion of shameless self-promoters that might explode the media universe into bits, Trump says that fired "View"-er Star Jones gave him a congratulatory call yesterday, presumably for his relentless attacks on Rosie O’Donnell and former boss Barbara Walters. The Donald told the New York Times, "I just got a congratulatory call from Star Jones." At least someone is calling.In his withering invective against Ro and… More »
Madonna stands up for Rosie
This is what Madonna said this morning to Meredith Viera:
"People are giving Rosie a hard time," Madonna, who starred with O’Donnell in 1992′s "A League of Their Own," said Thursday on NBC’s "Today" show. "I wish they’d stop. I don’t think it’s fair."
"I have to hear it from the horse’s mouth," Madonna said. "Basically, I mean, she’s a stand-up comic. I think all stand-up comics talk about provocative things in their monologues… More »
