Fun With Celebs

So guess what – Mike Myers is my new boyfriend because of this story, okay? Even though I think he might be a little bit on the ghey side. Who cares, eh?

SHREK star MIKE MYERS was kicked out of his favourite Los Angeles yoga class because he couldn’t contain himself when a mat neighbour kept farting. The funnyman admits he couldn’t concentrate and everytime his gassy pal let rip, he started giggling. The comic explains, "This… More »

She frankly kind of scares me too, especially when she does that weird warble thing. I’m always looking around for something to slap her with when I hear her sing. That, or stuff my ears with.
Well, apparently Jess scared the living daylights out of Leo DiCaprio with her extra special brand of stalkeriffic love:

Jessica Simpson was at an exclusive party on a private yacht after the Vanity Fair party at the Hotel Du Cap Saturday… More »

So Oprah is kind of controlling and diva-like? Why, thank you Captain Obvious! BECAUSE I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT BY MYSELF.

The staffers of the posh Grand Californian Hotel & Spa claim Oprah’s a bossy diva! “She made outrageous demands and caused an uproar!”
“Oprah was pompous and rude to the staff,” says the source.  “She acts like the queen of the world!”
Once Oprah installed herself in a… More »

Well, hot dog! Check this out:
ABC.com has launched a new broadband player that allows you to watch full episodes of 14 of your favorite shows including Grey’s Anatomy, Dancing with the Stars, Ugly Betty, October Road and the Bachelor.  And all of these are shown on full screen!. 
Why is this exciting?.  Because:

EACH EPISODE IS FREE!!!!
The viewing experience is on your full computer screen not just a small section of the monitor and… More »

I can not WAIT to see this movie. I have a bad feeling it’s going to suck, but I’m still going to watch it.

Bart Simpson will appear nude in the new ‘Simpsons’ movie.
The world famous cartoon troublemaker will "flash his little part to the entire world" in a scene where he has to skateboard naked after accepting a dare from father Homer.

Skateboarding naked – what would happen if you fell and… More »

Thank you 7 pounds 2 oz. Baby Jesus!

Joan and Melissa Rivers are out. Lisa Rinna is in.
The Dancing With the Stars actress steps in as TV Guide Channel’s red carpet maven starting with the Emmys in September, the network announced Wednesday. "It’s my dream job," says Rinna, who promises a solid mix of fashion know-how and inquiring celebrity question.Rinna replaces the mother-daughter Rivers team, a TV Guide staple since 2005, after… More »

Well, well, well! Happy Friday to you. Here are some celebrity commercials to start your weekend out right.
First, we have Wyclef Jean shilling for Virgin Mobile.

Madonna pimping her new extremely overhyped clothing line.

Claire Danes and Patrick Wilson for Gap:

David Beckham for Adidas:

And Steven Seagal for Mountain Dew – CLASSIC!

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Apparently some little kids completely ripped off George Clooney. Brats.

group of kids on spring break thought setting up a lemonade stand near George Clooney’s movie set might be a good business move. They were right.
The star paid $20 for his lemonade, which 10-year-old Carter, 6-year- old Chandler and 5-year-old Chase Fontaine were selling for 25 cents.
Clooney made his way over to the lemonade stand Wednesday afternoon after shooting… More »

Have mine eyes deceived me? Can this be the end of hostilities between the Donald and the Rosie?
Ummm, no. And she’s worth about 10 of him – I just can’t stand him (said in a whiny voice ala Singing in the Rain lady).
source via BoingBoing
Tags: donald trump, rosie, rosie o’donnell, the view
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HA! This is rich. Compare the two quotes here; first, we have the most recent one where she talks about the new book club she’s going to form:

Victoria Beckham is to start her own Hollywood book club, with Katie Holmes and Jennifer Lopez set to join.
The former Spice Girl – who moves to Los Angeles in the summer with husband David and their three sons – is keen to teach her American… More »

Hey! Guess what, boys and girls? If you want to be on the cover of Vogue, take a page from the Kate Moss Road to Success.
Step 1: Go out with drug addict boyfriend. Boyfriend MUST be a rocker, but he also must have a bit of a stank around him. As in, flies must rise from him in a swarm everytime he moves.
Step 2: Crack might be wack, but it keeps ya skinny. So get going with the… More »

Meh. I’d rather see her in some Wonder Woman underoos or something. Bring back the pointy bra, Madge!
Here we see Madonna about to squeegee some windows – you left some streaks, babe:

Awwwwkkkkwarrrd pose. Makes my back hurt.

Seconds after this pic was taken, Madonna inexplicably started doing a hoedown, Ashlee Simpson-style.

A girl’s gotta air herself out, doncha know.

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OH MY FREAKING GAWD this is so funny – check it out.
My phone call from Britney Spears

Fans nationwide will start receiving calls from Britney Spears today as part of a new promotion from Elizabeth Arden that uses Interactive Voice Recording (IVR) technology to send customized phone call recordings from the pop star to her fans across the country. The promotion is being offered in conjunction with Britney Spears’ latest fragrance, MIDNIGHT fantasy, which launched in December 2006.

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Oh, so touching! David Beckham called his good buddy Tom Cruise to "talk about the paparazzi." Yeah, right – you know they were talking about their wives’ inability to really meet their needs and that they should totally get together for a Coke, you know, just chillin’.
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The resemblance is striking:

Jennifer Garner picture source
Tags: jennifer garner, separated at birth

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Well, I guess it does pay to fool around with YouTube – becaus I just found a music video (VERY homemade) of Britney Spears’s new man, Isaac Cohen. Enjoy!

Tags: isaac cohen, britney spears
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